Corrupt Wish Machine

[Melody]

This game is simple, You post a wish, and the next poster 'corrupts' the wish they grant

Example

I wish I had a dollar

Granted, but it's a dollar from some 3rd world country.
I wish I had a bar of gold

And so on and so forth. I'll start off.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Franceschi]

Right, there's already a thread in Other Trivia exactly like this. You can find it here.
Please check the game you're posting isn't already active or created in the future.

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