Deflect that attack!

[deoxys121]

I just thought of this game. The way it works is you're a human, and you get attacked by a Pokemon. You have to improvise whatever you can think of to deflect/block the attack. I recommend using totally random/funny objects to add a bit of hilarity. Here's an example:

Poster 1: Gyarados used Hydro Pump!

Poster 2: I'll hide behind my car.

Charmander used Flamethrower!

Poster 3: I'll loosen this fire hydrant and extinguish the fire.

And so on...

I'll start: Yamask used Shadow Ball!

 

[smithtism]

I swat it away with a fly swatter.

Machop, use Seismic Toss!

 

[deoxys121]

Before he can toss me, I throw an egg in his face.

Ampharos used Discharge!

 

[TornZero]

I'll use it to recharge my laptop!

Golem used Rollout!

 

[deoxys121]

I toss a notebook at him because paper beats rock. :P

Reshiram used Fusion Flare!

 

[smithtism]

I use justinrpg as a meat shield.

Pidgeotto, use Wing Attack!

 

[gameplayer56]

Didn't see this until now. & Smith,....Well, no comment.
& I use Smile Dog to deflect your Wing Attack.[/terriblecreative]

Latias use Mist Ball.​

 

[deoxys121]

It's just a ball of mist, right? I'll vaporize it with a blow dryer.

Deoxys used Psycho Boost!

 

[TornZero]

I'm braindead! Psychic attacks won't affect me!

Lugia used Aeroblast!

 

[gameplayer56]

I'll use Smith as a shield.

Blastoise, use Hydro Pump.​

 

[deoxys121]

I'll simply suck up all the water with this conveniently-placed vacuum cleaner.

Reuniclus used Focus Blast!

 

[smithtism]

I keep poking Reuniclus and saying "Touch", causing him to lose his concentration.

Pichu, use Sweet Kiss!

 

[deoxys121]

I hold up a rotten potato in front of me, and Pichu kisses that instead, causing him to vomit.

Fearow used Drill Run!

 

[smithtism]

I throw a worm at Fearow, who is now too distracted with dinner to attack.

Koffing, use Poison Gas!

 

[deoxys121]

I'll just blow it away with this pocket fan.

Vespiquen used Hidden Power, Fire-type!

 

[smithtism]

My skin is naturally fire-retardant, so it has no effect on me.

Haunter, use Curse!

 

[deoxys121]

I have no soul, so I'm immune to curses. :P

Blaziken used Brave Bird!

 

[smithtism]

I take one step to the left just before the attack hits, causing Blaziken to plummet into the Earth.

Manaphy, use Water Pulse!

 

[deoxys121]

I just grab this conveniently-placed bucket and hold it in front of me, catching the water.

Swoobat used Psychic!

 

[DoctorFred]

I run into a 'dark' area so psychic moves have no effect!

Arcanine use Thunder Fang.