Dialga's Side of the Story
You know how, on your Pokemon games, you catch all these random Pokemon and dump them in your PC? Especially with in-game events, when you catch legendaries? You usually dump them in your box, right? Well, do you ever wonder what those legendaries feel like?
Prologue
"DiaRUgaaa!!!!!!" I screamed, unleashing a ball of energy at that ugly pink figure who I was supposed to hate.
"Hey, not nice, OK," it said.
"Dude, we're supposed to do it for show."
"Yeah yeah yeah. For show. Who cares?!"
It's been some years now since that random guy came along by the name of… what was his name…? Oh yeah, something like Ash. And he had this annoying Pikachu with him all the time. Well, ever since he became that hero with the whole Arceus thing (you know, Arceus got mad, Ash came along and saved us all, bla bla bla that kinda stuff), Palkia and me have had to put on this whole show. We hate each other, we try to kill each other, then Ash comes along and makes peace. They've been putting this whole Ash-saves-the-world thing on TV. Apparently they've been doing it for some time. The first movie they made with me in it was all about some random Darkrai idiot. I never met him. Stupid little wimp. Then the second movie was with me and Giratina hating each other. The third, and last, movie I was in was where Arceus got mad, Ash came along and saved us all. Oh yeah, and the rest of the gang was in the Arceus movie too. The gang=me, Palkia, Giratina. Why the movie people want us to hate each other, I don't know. Apparently, the movie people say they're called the "Game Freak Company" and the "Nintendo Company." Never heard of them.
"Paruuuuu!"
Palkia's shoulder suddenly lit up, and he swung back his arm like a baseball bat and let fly with a mass of energy. I easily deflected it.
"You should know better than to try to outsmart DA MASTER!!!!!" I sneered at him. I danced around in little circles, mooning him occasionally.
"OK, you can stop now!" Palkia hiccupped, weeping with laughter. We are a crazy lot.
