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- ハクタイシティ, むかしを いまにつなぐ まち.
- Seen Jun 10, 2014
Well, this is different. You see, I'll never know if this is over or not, because I may make other versions, and so on. But they all have to do with....
VIDEO GAMES!
Begin.
Mortal Combat Tuna
Kelsi groaned as she flung her arm to the snooze button on her alarm clock. After a long yawn, she ducked under the covers of her polka-dotted comforter, not intending to get up when it went off again.
"Kelsi! I heard your alarm! Time to get up!" called her mother's muffled voice. "Come on!"
Kelsi VERY unwillingly lifted her covers and set her feet on the floor. Great. Just great. And I bet mom's eating that revolting tuna junk for breakfast again.
Kelsi put on her favorite blue blouse and her matching skirt. Then, after applying the usual array of blush, eyeshadow, and lipstick, she opened her door.
Uggh. Yep, she's eating tuna alright. Kelsi thought to herself, teeth bared. The stench inflamed her nose, and she held it tight all the way to the kitchen.
"Moooooom, why are you making that barf AGAIN?" Kelsi growled.
"Kelsi," said her mother, looking hurt "We talked about this before. Just because you don't like tuna doesn't mean I can't!"
Hmmmm. Yeah, I remember. 'Tuna is yummy! How can you not like it?' whatever. "Whatever." Kelsi retorted, and she pulled out a bowl and poured herself a bowl of Fruity Rice. As she sat down to breakfast, she went over her plans for the day.
Let's see.... I don't think I have anything planned today. I'll probably just play video games all day. Then the idea hit her- since she was such an expert at video games, she should challenge a video game expert, or an authority figure.
Wait! I know! I'll challenge God to a video game match! Mortal Combat 2! Yeah, I'll kick butt! She thought happily to herself. But what's his phone number...
Kelsi skipped accross the room to the cabinets, and pulled out a heavy yellow textbook- the Yellowpages.
Hmmmm, where's God.... Gory Land? What? Umm... Well, none of these look right... "Ah!" Kelsi called around, obtaining odd looks from her mother. Kelsi, who noticed this, quieted down. "Here's God's number! 426-5683! (IAM-LOVE)" Kelsi murmured to herself. She scurried over to the counter where her cellphone lay, and dialed God's phone number.
"Hello! My name is Gabriel! How may I help you?" said the phone.
Kelsi promtly replied, "Is God open for a Mortal Combat 2 match today?"
"Well, it looks like his schedule is free, so... yes. He should be there around noon, he has to change someone's life real quick first, though." Gabriel replied. "Okay, need to go, I have the president of Karma co. on hold. see ya!"
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Well, that's part 1. Look for part 2 later!
VIDEO GAMES!
Begin.
Mortal Combat Tuna
Kelsi groaned as she flung her arm to the snooze button on her alarm clock. After a long yawn, she ducked under the covers of her polka-dotted comforter, not intending to get up when it went off again.
"Kelsi! I heard your alarm! Time to get up!" called her mother's muffled voice. "Come on!"
Kelsi VERY unwillingly lifted her covers and set her feet on the floor. Great. Just great. And I bet mom's eating that revolting tuna junk for breakfast again.
Kelsi put on her favorite blue blouse and her matching skirt. Then, after applying the usual array of blush, eyeshadow, and lipstick, she opened her door.
Uggh. Yep, she's eating tuna alright. Kelsi thought to herself, teeth bared. The stench inflamed her nose, and she held it tight all the way to the kitchen.
"Moooooom, why are you making that barf AGAIN?" Kelsi growled.
"Kelsi," said her mother, looking hurt "We talked about this before. Just because you don't like tuna doesn't mean I can't!"
Hmmmm. Yeah, I remember. 'Tuna is yummy! How can you not like it?' whatever. "Whatever." Kelsi retorted, and she pulled out a bowl and poured herself a bowl of Fruity Rice. As she sat down to breakfast, she went over her plans for the day.
Let's see.... I don't think I have anything planned today. I'll probably just play video games all day. Then the idea hit her- since she was such an expert at video games, she should challenge a video game expert, or an authority figure.
Wait! I know! I'll challenge God to a video game match! Mortal Combat 2! Yeah, I'll kick butt! She thought happily to herself. But what's his phone number...
Kelsi skipped accross the room to the cabinets, and pulled out a heavy yellow textbook- the Yellowpages.
Hmmmm, where's God.... Gory Land? What? Umm... Well, none of these look right... "Ah!" Kelsi called around, obtaining odd looks from her mother. Kelsi, who noticed this, quieted down. "Here's God's number! 426-5683! (IAM-LOVE)" Kelsi murmured to herself. She scurried over to the counter where her cellphone lay, and dialed God's phone number.
"Hello! My name is Gabriel! How may I help you?" said the phone.
Kelsi promtly replied, "Is God open for a Mortal Combat 2 match today?"
"Well, it looks like his schedule is free, so... yes. He should be there around noon, he has to change someone's life real quick first, though." Gabriel replied. "Okay, need to go, I have the president of Karma co. on hold. see ya!"
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Well, that's part 1. Look for part 2 later!
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