Dragon Warrior (NES)

[Missingno.7-4468]

So, I am a big fan of the Dragon Warrior/Quest series, and I just decided to do an LP of the original. Please note that it's kinda hard to screenshot long monologues, so if I ever mess up, that would be why =/

Anyway...

PART 1

Spoiler:

Ooh, nice logo

*presses start*

Obviously.

Hm...

=D

WOAH, how'd I get here?

And why should I listen to you, Mr. King Person Dude?

So...He was a Pikachu

King: What's a Pikachu?

Me: Nevermind...

I just realized that you talk in Old English.

This Old English is gonna get annoying...

Okay...

Light shining on me WOULD be cool =D

WTF is this!?

Okay, but...Why don't you just put shops and stuff HERE? =/

I'll make sure to do that.

...I see...

This is gonna be hard to get used to =/

Cool!

That stinks. But at least the door's opened.

But why would a key disappear after 1 use? =/

Hm...

Uh...

Lessee here...

I TOOK a Torch

Now I TOOK 120 Gold.

Okay, so, sorry I couldn't get a screenshot, but basically, he asked if I knew about the Princess Gwaelin. I said no, and he said stuff about her getting kidnapped.

That's sad =/

I'll do my best!

Here's that key I was told so much about.

DOOR.

So...The keys make the doors disappear?

Are they really keys then? =/

Must EVERYTHING be done with the menu?

OH SHI-
DONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVERDONTBEGAMEOVER

Oh...Phew... Also...What's with those tiny trees? =/

Mmkay'

The guard up those stairs told me to go to the Inn =/

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

And...?...(I forgot to get a screenshot, but there's nothing after this)

I don't know...Why WOULD I know? =/

That's not good =/

Team Rocket never destroyed entire towns. I guess this Dragonlord dude means business.

I guess that guard was right about doors not being able to be opened without keys. =/

I was thinking about just going up to this Dragonlord dude and punching him in the face

What, that wouldn't work?

So I've been told. And so I've experienced.

Mmkay.

I already told that other guy that I have no idea. =/

Why are all these people asking if I know where the Princess is? I'm trying to find her too. =/

Hmwah...?

Okay, so the screen flashed, and I basically went ASDFASDFASDFASDF.

But...i'm leaving...

=/

Wait wut?

WTF happened? I just exited the castle, and everything got smaller =/

See? I'm just as big as the castle!

WTF?

This must be that "Brecconary" place.

Sweet. =D

Mmkay.

Well, you do make me feel obligated. =/

WHY HELLO TH-

..Okay...

I CAVEMAN. I WIELD CLUB.

YES.

Sure ~

Hm...Anything I can afford is useless...

Do I have to? You kinda scare me =/

Mmkay.

Why? Do trolls live under them?

That doesn't clear anything up =/

Cool! Where is it though?

Mmkay.

I'll try =/

But if they can decimate entire towns...

STOP MOVING SO I CAN TALK TO YOU!

That was a waste of time =/

Mmkay.

But...I didn't ask if you were or not. =/

Why must these people act like I ask stupid questions like that? =/

...Er...okay...

Weirdo >_>

ORLY!?

Why doesn't the king just tell his army to march to it then? =/

"Tools" huh?

What kinda herbs are you selling, hm?

I'm still suspicious.

Not now, sir.

I will...Eventually =/

D=

So, next time, we'll get in our first battle! YAY!

What kind of abominations of nature await us?

Please alert me to any typos. ~

 

[Disrupter]

I love, Dragon Warrior. ;D

 

[Yuoaman]

Wow, I don't know what I was expecting coming into this thing, but you've exceeded those unknown expectations, great job sir!

I LIKE MOST WHEN MAN FROM CAVE WIELD CLUB.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Yay, Yuoaman liked it =D

And I have one question for people reading it...

Grind and get through it quickly?

Or not grind and die...
A LOT?

(Yes, I have played through this game many times, and even when I grind and get through it quickly, I die...A lot.)

 

[Yuoaman]

Yay, Yuoaman liked it =D

And I have one question for people reading it...

Grind and get through it quickly?

Or not grind and die...
A LOT?

(Yes, I have played through this game many times, and even when I grind and get through it quickly, I die...A lot.)

I'd say grind, but don't do it excessively, while it's fun watching someone fail it becomes tedious if that's all that ever happens.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Sorry for lateness. Busy life is busy.

And MAN, it's hard trying to take snapshots of conversations.

Spoiler:

I'm scared of what kinds of horrors await me outside the town...

Here we go...

OHGO-

...Oh...It doesn't look that dangerous, just a little pile of goop that's strangely shaped like a water drop.

FEEL WRATH OF CLUB. I CAVEMAN.

Only three...?

I guess it was enough though.

I suppose something you can beat in one turn like that SHOULD only give you one of each of gold and experience.

That's still not very much though. Grinding is gonna be painful =/

Here we go again...

Hey, another pile of blue mucous!

Eat my club.

Well, don't eat it literally, I just mean...

UGH, nevermind, just DIE!

Just like last time. :D

Thank you for dieing peacfully.

I'd still like more than ONE experience pont though :/

Oh my, it looks like someone's bloody nose came to life! It's a pile of red mucous, and red IS the color of blood.

I guess that the iron in the blood makes it stronger...?

And of course, it attacks...

...2
Wow, 2 damage again.

CLUB. YOU FAIL ME.

Hoorah! Club, you do not fail me after all!

Remember kids, don't let your bloody noses drop on the ground, they may be dangerous for a wandering traveler or another.

Only difference is one gold...

DAMMIT.

Oh look, another offspring of a bloody nose.

Most amount of damage at once so far!

Hoorah! One hit!



After a little grinding...

Looks like some strange bat thing. Should be easy, bats are always weak enemies in RPGs, right?

...That's just unfair :/

Wow, that's a lot of damage 0.o

DAMMIT CLUB. YOU FAIL ME AGAIN.

At least this bat thing didn't do as much damage.

OHCRAP, EVERYHING TURNED ORANGE!

CLUB, YOU FAIL ME YET AGAIN.

Thank you for dealing more than THREE damage, Club.

Phew...That was close.

That thing was worth more than TWO experience >_>

Courage, yes. Wit, not really. All I did was attack the whole time. :/

...That's a LOT of power. Oh yeah >_>

That's quite a bit of HP. Sweet.

I have a feeling that going to an inn would be a good thing right now, so I'm heading back to Brecconarry.

Seems kinda expensive, but I suppose I have to...

It turns to night FAST here 0.o

...Okay...




After some quick grinding...Again...

Dammit, back to the orange :/

I just don't see how wit has helped, as all I've done is attack :/

Sweet.

More HP too :D

I AM MAGIC CAVEMAN.

Yep, stayed at the inn again.

Let's see what's so awesome about this spell...

Sweet, I can heal myself now.

mountains on either side can either signify the right way, or the way that leads to death...

Or both :/

That looks interesting...

Looks like a cave, let's go in!

HOLY CRAP IT'S DARK IN HERE!

maybe this is why I was given a torch...

Not much brighter...

I came from the top there, so i'll go to the right...So I'll go...

DAMMIT. What's the other way?

Oh great...

This is a confusing cave...

Let's go...

Let's NOT go this way.

Ugh, this is confusing. Why did people have to vuild this with so many different paths? :/

Unless it's natural, but why would a natural cave have bricks?

Dead ends are getting REALLY annoying.

...I have to go DEEPER in the cave? :/

Urgh, I hate dead ends.

And let's not forget the forks.

ANOTHER dead end :/

*Sigh*

I'm gonna KILL whoever built this.

Let's see...

A CHEST! :O

A table...?

Oh wait, that says tablet!

...I knew that...

A COLON :O

...How did he know I would read this?

I suppose I have to collect them, huh?

Let me guess, they were all frail old men that somehow could hold their own in a fight against pretty much anything?

Think you could tell me where these descendents live? You seem to be psychic or something.

I just wish there was some way of knowing where they were.


So, I exited the cave, seeing as there was nothing else in there, despite having so many forks and dead ends.

The sunlight felt very good.

Since when were ghosts able to be out during the day? :/

We seem to be evenly matched.

Nevermind.

Woot, lots of experience.

Well, not really, but more than I have been getting from piles of mucous and weird bat things.

...Don't magicians usually wear top hats and tuxedos...?

The spell of HURT.

...That doesn't sound nice...:/

Not as bad as I imagined though.

He casts HURT again?

This guy is mean...

I'm in the orange now. Oh crap...

Wait, I have a spell I can use!

And....

The world is no longer orange! Hooray!

Damn, this guy is tough.

Hoorah!

Hooray, experience!

Another town, hm?

Looks interesting.

So one man, and a singer at that, built this town?

Wow, he must have been one strong singer...

If all caves are like that one I was in before, I can see how that would be a good thing.

Never heard of him in my life.

I hope so too. I wouldn't want to have to kill anyone.

Eastward, huh? TO JAPAN!

Holy CRAP that's expensive.

Totally not worth 25 gold. I didn't even get room service! I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau sometime.

Well, looks like next time, we'll be heading east to see if we can find the princess.

 

[Yuoaman]

Oh man, you've got to watch out for those Wizards, one day they cast HURT, then the next they cast MAIM.

And a small error here:

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Or worse... 0.o

And I fixed that little error :D

 

[Yuoaman]

Or worse... 0.o

And I fixed that little error :D

Let us just pray that there are no Cornian Wizards in this game, we wouldn't want them casting UNHOLYBEAR.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Indeed. If UNHOLYBEAR makes it to the land of Alefgrad, I think all will be lost. I do not want my club to even TOUCH one of those, in fear that its...Unholiness...would get into the club somehow.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

okay everyone, I FINALLY finished screenshotting the next part of the LP. Sorry for the wait, school's been pretty much taking over everything, and school is SLIGHTLY more important than an LP =P. I'm gonna start uploading and commenting tomorrow; I'm too tired for that right now =/

Anywho, next update is mostly grinding; four levels, I believe, as well as EVENTUALLY getting to the next town on our list of places to go.

EDIT OF DIRE CONSEQUENCE(Actually, this is relatively minor due to this game being so linear):
I totally forgot to savestate after I got TO the town, so expect there to be some difference in Gold between this next update and the one afterward. I will still be updating tomorrow though. That is all.