Funny Chat Quotes 2.0

[vaporeon7]

Post quotes from #thepokecommunity irc room that you found hilarious.

[12:00am] Spectrum: https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/2023449/
[12:00am] Spectrum: speaking of drunk
[12:01am] Spectrum: ROFL
[12:01am] Spectrum: impo bumped the thread
[12:01am] Spectrum: and that was the last post
[12:01am] Spectrum: 5 years ago
[12:01am] Sotomura: AAAAAAAAH
[12:02am] Vaporeon7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHA

 

[Impo]

[11:36] <Impo> So, of half an hour waiting for my downloading, it's going to take 1 hours 48 minutes!
[11:36] <Impo> It said 2 hours half an hours ago
[11:36] <Livewire> nice
[11:37] <Impo> It's been going since 4 yesterday
[11:37] <Impo> so about 8 hours so far!
[11:38] <Impo> and I only cried twice!
[11:40] <Livewire> get better internets then?

 

[Spectrum]

[22:31:22] <&Signomi> I'd like to take this opportunity to say
[22:31:27] <&Signomi> turkey slices taste delicious
[22:31:39] <Manipulation> no they don't :(
[22:31:42] <@Forever> Disagreed sig
[22:31:45] <&Signomi> yes they do
[22:31:47] <+Spectrum> i've never had turkey
[22:31:48] <Manipulation> they're terribad
[22:31:49] <+Spectrum> hahah
[22:31:53] <boc> I have pages and pages of physicsy stuff to type up by morning :<
[22:31:56] <&Signomi> only because you're a turkey, harry
[22:32:07] <boc> turkey's alright if it's hot imo
[22:32:12] <&Signomi> Agreed
[22:32:20] <boc> don't like cold turkey or cold chicken
[22:32:32] <boc> if it's cold I have to smother it in tomato sauce
[22:32:33] <+Spectrum> cold chicken is nice
[22:32:35] <@Forever> i hate chicken meat
[22:32:35] <&Signomi> I can't stand cold birds. :(
[22:32:40] <+Spectrum> cold bbq chicken is really nice
[22:32:42] <boc> then again, I do that anyway!
[22:32:48] <boc> tomato sauce <3
[22:32:57] <&Signomi> Gotta heat it up a little bit in the microsoft

When I cook food in the microsoft, it tastes soooo good mæng.

Edit: Siggy's not having a good keyboard day.

[22:37:37] <&Signomi> And you know the funny thing? I was clingy with ISPs.
[22:37:48] <&Signomi> So when my dad wanted to move our connection from Dial-up to Broadbad, I was like
[22:37:52] <&Signomi> NOOO I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY AOL
[22:37:56] * &Signomi hides face in shame
[22:38:18] <&Signomi> Broadbad
[22:38:22] <&Signomi> WHAT IS WITH MY TYPING SKILLS TODAY

 

[vaporeon7]

[4:12pm] Vaporeon7: it was weird today
[4:12pm] Vaporeon7: one of my mates called me
[4:12pm] Vaporeon7: vaporeon7
[4:13pm] Vaporeon7: and I was like wtf?
[4:13pm] Shigaraki: Hahah
[4:13pm] Shigaraki: You been stalked
[4:13pm] Vaporeon7: how the hell
[4:13pm] Vaporeon7: hes just like "hey vaporeon7"
[4:13pm] Zet: he hacked your computer
[4:13pm] Vaporeon7: and I'm just like ...hi
[4:13pm] Vaporeon7: then he said
[4:13pm] Vaporeon7: he stalked my PC page a bit
[4:14pm] Vaporeon7: but how did he know I was vaporeon7
[4:14pm] Mia: Jake, re Skype: Shut up.
[4:14pm] Zet: that's a good question
[4:15pm] Vaporeon7: I don't remember telling him
[4:15pm] Vaporeon7:
[4:15pm] Vaporeon7: though
[4:16pm] Vaporeon7: I don't mind being called vaporeon7
[4:20pm] ShiningRaichu: no. you're vappy. js.
[4:20pm] Vaporeon7: the weird thing is
[4:21pm] Vaporeon7: he quoted my profile
[4:21pm] Vaporeon7: which says to call me vappy
[4:21pm] Vaporeon7: if youre to lazy to say vaporeon7
[4:22pm] Vaporeon7: I misread that as vappy jr at first
[4:22pm] Vaporeon7:
[4:23pm] Shigaraki: Fappy
[4:23pm] Vaporeon7: ...
[4:23pm] Vaporeon7: that sounds
[4:23pm] Vaporeon7: ew
[4:24pm] Vaporeon7: either vappy
[4:24pm] Vaporeon7: or vaporeon7
[4:24pm] Vaporeon7: or vap, vapster
[4:24pm] ShiningRaichu: or vapvap if you're vrai
[4:24pm] Vaporeon7: or oreo
[4:24pm] Vaporeon7: rairai

 

[Impo]

[11:57] <Impo> I don't know why, but imagining an old lady with a stroller tumbling over on the sidewalk gives me the giggles.
[11:57] <Vaporeon7> lolololololol
[11:57] <Vaporeon7> youre evil

...I'm very funny, it's just that no one captures it....

 

[curiousnathan]

[12:55] <Impo|FTPFT2> THAT'S A TOILET, NOT A SINK
[12:55] <Curious> take a leak not a drink~
[12:55] *** NurseBabs is now known as CaveJohnson
[12:55] <Curious> a ryhme!!!!
[12:55] <Impo|FTPFT2> AHH! THAT WAS AWESOME!
[12:55] <Curious> :D
[12:55] * Impo|FTPFT2 CLAPS
[12:55] <Impo|FTPFT2> PUT THAT IN THE FUNNY QUOTES THREAD
[12:55] <Curious> Thats not a toilet, not a sink, you take a leak not a drink.

Toilet song ftw. <3

 

[Impo]

even the stats are against me....

[22:40] * Zeffy sips
[22:40] * Impo slurps
[22:40] * Zeffy sucks
[22:41] * NurseBarbra blows

hehe