Gimmicky Team

[The Hero Without a Name]

Jolteon @ Salac Berry
Timid
6 HP/252 SPATK/252 SPD
Substitute
Baton Pass
HPIce
Thunderbolt
scares away Gyarados and Dragons, I guess. subbing down to a Salac doesn't hurt either

Electivire @ Expert Belt
Adamant
6 HP/252 ATK/252 SPD
ThunderPunch
Ice Punch
Cross Chop
Earthquake
Physical Sweeper

Vaporeon @ Lefties
Bold
212 HP/252 DEF/46 SPDEF
Substitute
Baton Pass
Wish
Surf
wishpasser

Togekiss @ lefties
Modest
252 HP/152 SPATK/104 SPD
Nasty Plot
Roost
Aura Sphere
Air Slash
Special Sweeper.

Empoleon @ lefties
Calm
252 HP/252 SPDEF/6 SPD
Surf
Ice Beam
Yawn
Stealth Rock
Special Wall. relies on wishs from Vappy

Forretress @ Macho Brace
Relaxed
252 HP/184 ATK/74 DEF
Gyro Ball
Spikes
Rapid Spin
Explosion
spinner. Blows himself up when he's done.

RATEPLZ. It's weird, I know, but... yeah...