How Old is Spongebob?

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    How old is he?! o.o;;

    I'm thinking around 17 or so...

    Things to consider
    • Full time job
    • A house
    • Can almost drive
    • Finished school (?)

    Yeah. Discuss X3
     
    I always do the math to find his age like every month. Kinda like a anual thing for me. Except it's every month XD Well from doing the math, he has to be at least like 56 or something. 16 when he starts driving test (if he even started at that age), plus the 38 times he said he failed in one of them early episodes (If it's a yearly thing) , plus 2 for the 2 episodes (that I can remember) in which he failed. TaDa!
     
    Hmm here's my theory.

    Age: 14-17
    He can't pass his drivers test. (Has to be older than 14)
    He has a job (full time).
    Owns a house. (That throws everything off)
    Wears tighty-whities. (Young or grown adult)
    Goes too GoofieGoobers (Wtf?)

    With all that said, I must change my guess to.. 7-18 o_o
     
    [size="-7"]This is the most pointless thread I've seen in a long time in OE. o_O;

    Could it be that maybe his age wasn't mean to be specified, considering he's a cartoon? I mean, anthropomorphic sea creatures wearing clothes and living in pineapples, an Easter Island head, and under a rock? Oh yeah. Of course. There's no real way to tell how old he is cuz you don't know how things go in that world? Who says the Drivers Ed age is around 14? It could be like 25 or so there.

    Though...Mr. Krabbs seems middle-aged, IMO. That's the only one that seems to show it definitely. And it doesn't seem like Spongebob is all THAT inferior to him, i.e. younger, so I'll guess early 30s? Though there's still no way of knowing.[/size]
     
    Sweeties, it's obivous, he's 17! Reasons:
    He has a full time job.
    He tries to get his boating license.
    He is old enough to live on his own!
    He acts like a child! (I'm 17, and I act like a child. =p)

    So there, with all that and said sweeties, I...*Walks off having absolutely no point.*
     
    7-10:

    Reasons:
    The whole sub-plot of the movie, about spongebob and patrick being kids,
    Goofy Goober
    the barnacle boy thing O.o;


    And the un-explained things like driving:

    HE LIVES UNDER THE SEA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
     
    o.o why do you people care?
    anyway i think he is 19 and "special"
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    Spongebob is 30-something. >D

    ^ That is my opinion, so no one complain. =P
     
    20-30 something, because of his socioeconomic status, he owns a pet, has a job, etc. The only thing that throws me off is the voice.
     
    He must be in his 30s, his parents are old, unless they had him late, XD.

    My guess is 22-35 and the reasons:
    -Goes to driving school
    -Grows beards(you seen the movie? XD)
    -Lives on his own (must be 17+)
    -He and Patrick are the same age (watch that best friend epi XD)
    -Yada yada

    Does it even matter? XD
     
    Well, I'm going to be technical here:

    Spongebob Squarepants is occasionally called 'kid' by some people, but he's been the member of the month for an estimate.. 33 months?! Some sponges can live up to around 120 years old, so Spongebob can still be a kid although he's already been through school and has old parents, so he could be an estimate 30 or more.
     
    I think he's in his 20s or somehting like that.
     
    I'm not a spongebob fan at all. I've heard that he's actually gay o.o
     
    18-25. besides previously stated reasons, I think he said in one epi that either himself or Patrick went to high school prom with his mother. I don't remember the exact quote, anyone else do? XD Either way, that must mean he's 18+. he's just very naive, sheltered and geeky. I'm not a fan of the show at all (in fact, SB is very annoying IMO) but I have to say that the character's heart is always in the right place, despite everything. :P
     
    Hmm well I think he is such a kid, I've never thought of this questions - it is very good.
    I'm thinkin he's around... 10-17?
     
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