If I Ruled the World...

[Kraka-chan]

Ever felt that you always wanted to be in charge? Well now you can!

The game is simple. Just begin your post with the words "If I ruled the word..." and then write whatever. It's just the same as the "I am" game.
Make sure that they are descriptive to make sure no one cheats the character limit. And no naughty stuff, please!

To start off, I'll post an example:

"If I ruled the world... I'd make YouTube a mainstream religion."

 

[Angela]

If I ruled the world I would do it with a iron fist.

 

[Mitchman]

If i ruled the world everyone would by all buff and the like no fat people and guns are a way to say hi/

 

[Kraka-chan]

If I ruled the world... all computer virus aimed at PC that have Microsoft Windows would be banned! (Instead, they'll be aimed at Mac or Linux. *chuckles* Just kidding!)

 

[Plant360]

If I ruled the world, I would make it so that everybody could be happy... There would be rules that you needed to go by, but you could just be happy. Pretty simple...

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I would do less than I already do and get a PA to do the hard stuffs.

 

[~Kavin~]

*laughs* I can't believe I'm the first to get to sing it! "If I ruled the world! imagine that! I'd free all my sons. I love em love em baby! black diamonds and pearls! If I ruled the world!" hehehe courtesy of Nas ft. Lauryn Hill

 

[Mr. Curling Iron]

If I ruled the world... It'd be in chaos, ne?

 

[Ho-Oh]

If I ruled the world, I would get rid of people that like to do it with inanimate objects.

 

[Kraka-chan]

If I ruled the world... all Anime fans must own a liscence saying that they can actually speak Japanese. Arigato!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Everyone would speak my language.

 

[Kraka-chan]

If I ruled the world... I would reject your reality and substitute my own! ^_^

 

[Ho-Oh]

If I ruled the world, Forever would be the worldwide national anthem.

 

[Virtual Chatot]

Anyone who said "Sorta like" or "You betcha" would be sent to a work camp, where they would be forced to dig twenty foot holes, and take the debris from the previous hole and fill it up.

They'd finish once they had found enough gold ore to mold a solid gold statue of myself holding a kitten.

 

[Ho-Oh]

If I ruled the world, I would take you there.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

If I ruled the world, I would make sure war never took place, and make sure everyone was satisfied.

 

[Azumi]

If I ruled the world, I would do the following things:
-Firstly, I'd shout emo-ly "OBEY ME, WORLD!" and have my minions say "All hail Hana!" (Wait, why does this seem familiar?)
-Secondly, I'd make all channels anime-filled, and there will be no more human-made programmes.
-Thirdly, I'd use some crazy dark magic to make all anime real.
-Lastly, I'd assign someone to kill me after two months. To make peace. :)

 

[moments.]

If I ruled the world I would never do homework again.

 

[Kraka-chan]

If I ruled the world... all members of all world governments would wear a special device that gives them a noogie when they lie. (I was originally thinking of one that'd give you a nasty electric shock, but I'm not really the violent type). ^_^

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I would exercise more. Good PR is always good. xD