Infamous Amos
ALL BIDOOF IN MY WAY WILL FALL
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EDIT: Hmmm... Didn't notice the poetry subfourm... Move this there if it bothers anybody.
Originally titled The Epic of Infamous Amos and his Quest to retrieve the Seven Sacred Forks from the Caverns of Doom and Gain Absolute Authority over the Entire Kosmos and His Eventual Downfall at the End of the Last Great Epic Battle of the Universe for the Universe's Ultimate Destiny But I didn't want to be banned because the thread title was too long.
I was looking through some old stories of mine, and a TI-84 game that I programmed a while back, and I was suddenly struck with creative juices...
I wanted to adapt my TI-84 game into an Epic Poem and incorperate some things from my early writings... And so I did. I've gotten some pretty good feedback from it already, I wanna see what you guys think of it too.
So anyway...
The Epic of Infamous Amos and his Quest to retrieve the Seven Sacred Forks from the Caverns of Doom and Gain Absolute Authority over the Entire Kosmos and His Eventual Downfall at the End of the Last Great Epic Battle of the Universe for the Universe's Ultimate Destiny
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1: Where Prof.Warren Tells Infamous Amos (Whose real name is Amos De Famos) About the Seven Sacred Forks and Otis the Original, the First Person on Earth, Who Tried To Reach the Heavens with a Tower by Using the Power of the Seven Sacred Forks to Construct it, and Overthrow the Gods when He Got to the Heavens
Chapter 2:Where Amos De Famos and Prof.Warren Enter the Caverns of Doom to Search for the Seven Sacred Forks, Where They Run Into a Rabid Chimera but Eventually Defeat it and Find the First of the Seven Sacred Forks Before Having to Leave the Caverns of Doom Because of an Earthquake
Chapter 3:Where Amos De Famos Becomes Knowledgeable in the Sacred Forks, Then Raids Villages with Flocks of Storks while Traveling upon His Noble Steed and Harasses Those Who are in Need and Becomes a Public Menace who is hunted by Town Sheriff Dennis
Chapter 4:Stupid Stan and His Dumb Friend Who is Appropriately Named Dumb Dan, and the Beautiful Kristy with Her Golden Hair Long Who for Some Reason Has a Crush on that Idiotic Stupid Stan
I will only reveal four chapter names at a time.
The Epic of Infamous Amos and his Quest to retrieve the Seven Sacred Forks from the Caverns of Doom and Gain Absolute Authority over the Entire Kosmos and His Eventual Downfall at the End of the Last Great Epic Battle of the Universe for the Universe's Ultimate Destiny
Chapter 1: Where Prof.Warren Tells Infamous Amos (Whose real name is Amos De Famos) About the Seven Sacred Forks and Otis the Original, the First Person on Earth, Who Tried To Reach the Heavens with a Tower by Using the Power of the Seven Sacred Forks to Construct it, and Overthrow the Gods when He Got to the Heavens
Infamous Amos was a man...
A man with a plan...
To rule the Kosmos
Is what he wanted most.
To own all the earth
Was his desire since his birth.
Professor Warren came to his door
Amos asked "What are you here for?!
I was busy with my pet storks!"
Then Warren told him about the Sacred Forks:
The Holy utensils in the Caverns of Doom.
Amos allowed Warren into his room.
"The Forks were Holy, there were Seven
Stolen from the gods after they descended from Heaven
To celebrate the Creation with a feast.
They also invited man and beast."
"When the gods ate, the Forks received their powers
The feast lasted for about three hours.
They returned to the Heavens, but left the Forks...
This mistake would make them feel like dorks."
"The gods, to be truthful, did not have much smarts...
This stupid mistake would make them moan in their hearts."
"Otis the Original, first person on earth
Ate, ate, and ate, until he filled up his girth.
He saw the Golden Forks, and decided to take them
He held them in his hands and felt great power within him."
"Otis then knew he had ultimate power,
So he decided to make a huge tower.
A gigantic tower that would reach the gods...
With the Sacred Forks, he could overcome the odds!
For he had all the gods' powers in one.
He would overthrow the gods, and have much fun."
"The gods were afraid and they shook with fear
As Otis the Original kept creeping near.
Until Ellie, the wise goddess came up with a plan
She would push down the tower and the powerful man."
"As the tower toppled, Otis did too and
He fell all the way back down to land.
The shock of the impact hurt him so much,
That he released the Sacred Forks from out of his clutch."
"Six of the Forks scattered all over the place
Except one which fell back onto Otis' face
Which was the fork that gave invincibility.
So Ellie, the only god with sensibility
Knew to keep the Forks apart
Or Otis could do whatever was in his heart."
"So to keep to Forks separate, she called upon Brock,
For Brock was known as the god of rock,
To make a huge mountain labyrinth, complex and tall
To stop Otis or other humans from getting them all.
Otis was also trapped inside there too,
But the maze was so complex, there was nothing he could do."
END OF CHAPTER 1
Originally titled The Epic of Infamous Amos and his Quest to retrieve the Seven Sacred Forks from the Caverns of Doom and Gain Absolute Authority over the Entire Kosmos and His Eventual Downfall at the End of the Last Great Epic Battle of the Universe for the Universe's Ultimate Destiny But I didn't want to be banned because the thread title was too long.
I was looking through some old stories of mine, and a TI-84 game that I programmed a while back, and I was suddenly struck with creative juices...
I wanted to adapt my TI-84 game into an Epic Poem and incorperate some things from my early writings... And so I did. I've gotten some pretty good feedback from it already, I wanna see what you guys think of it too.
So anyway...
The Epic of Infamous Amos and his Quest to retrieve the Seven Sacred Forks from the Caverns of Doom and Gain Absolute Authority over the Entire Kosmos and His Eventual Downfall at the End of the Last Great Epic Battle of the Universe for the Universe's Ultimate Destiny
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1: Where Prof.Warren Tells Infamous Amos (Whose real name is Amos De Famos) About the Seven Sacred Forks and Otis the Original, the First Person on Earth, Who Tried To Reach the Heavens with a Tower by Using the Power of the Seven Sacred Forks to Construct it, and Overthrow the Gods when He Got to the Heavens
Chapter 2:Where Amos De Famos and Prof.Warren Enter the Caverns of Doom to Search for the Seven Sacred Forks, Where They Run Into a Rabid Chimera but Eventually Defeat it and Find the First of the Seven Sacred Forks Before Having to Leave the Caverns of Doom Because of an Earthquake
Chapter 3:Where Amos De Famos Becomes Knowledgeable in the Sacred Forks, Then Raids Villages with Flocks of Storks while Traveling upon His Noble Steed and Harasses Those Who are in Need and Becomes a Public Menace who is hunted by Town Sheriff Dennis
Chapter 4:Stupid Stan and His Dumb Friend Who is Appropriately Named Dumb Dan, and the Beautiful Kristy with Her Golden Hair Long Who for Some Reason Has a Crush on that Idiotic Stupid Stan
I will only reveal four chapter names at a time.
The Epic of Infamous Amos and his Quest to retrieve the Seven Sacred Forks from the Caverns of Doom and Gain Absolute Authority over the Entire Kosmos and His Eventual Downfall at the End of the Last Great Epic Battle of the Universe for the Universe's Ultimate Destiny
Chapter 1: Where Prof.Warren Tells Infamous Amos (Whose real name is Amos De Famos) About the Seven Sacred Forks and Otis the Original, the First Person on Earth, Who Tried To Reach the Heavens with a Tower by Using the Power of the Seven Sacred Forks to Construct it, and Overthrow the Gods when He Got to the Heavens
Infamous Amos was a man...
A man with a plan...
To rule the Kosmos
Is what he wanted most.
To own all the earth
Was his desire since his birth.
Professor Warren came to his door
Amos asked "What are you here for?!
I was busy with my pet storks!"
Then Warren told him about the Sacred Forks:
The Holy utensils in the Caverns of Doom.
Amos allowed Warren into his room.
"The Forks were Holy, there were Seven
Stolen from the gods after they descended from Heaven
To celebrate the Creation with a feast.
They also invited man and beast."
"When the gods ate, the Forks received their powers
The feast lasted for about three hours.
They returned to the Heavens, but left the Forks...
This mistake would make them feel like dorks."
"The gods, to be truthful, did not have much smarts...
This stupid mistake would make them moan in their hearts."
"Otis the Original, first person on earth
Ate, ate, and ate, until he filled up his girth.
He saw the Golden Forks, and decided to take them
He held them in his hands and felt great power within him."
"Otis then knew he had ultimate power,
So he decided to make a huge tower.
A gigantic tower that would reach the gods...
With the Sacred Forks, he could overcome the odds!
For he had all the gods' powers in one.
He would overthrow the gods, and have much fun."
"The gods were afraid and they shook with fear
As Otis the Original kept creeping near.
Until Ellie, the wise goddess came up with a plan
She would push down the tower and the powerful man."
"As the tower toppled, Otis did too and
He fell all the way back down to land.
The shock of the impact hurt him so much,
That he released the Sacred Forks from out of his clutch."
"Six of the Forks scattered all over the place
Except one which fell back onto Otis' face
Which was the fork that gave invincibility.
So Ellie, the only god with sensibility
Knew to keep the Forks apart
Or Otis could do whatever was in his heart."
"So to keep to Forks separate, she called upon Brock,
For Brock was known as the god of rock,
To make a huge mountain labyrinth, complex and tall
To stop Otis or other humans from getting them all.
Otis was also trapped inside there too,
But the maze was so complex, there was nothing he could do."
END OF CHAPTER 1
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