Invasion of the Fire-Breathing, Sharp-Toothed (and highly literate) Dragons!

[Cello]

I see so many serious, real life related polls. Where's the chaos?!

OK, so here's a random situation for you:
Say that an army of well organized and highly educated Dragons have randomly revealed themselves and decided to massacre the earth.
Who is the first person you call to take care of the situation and why? Or do you possibly think we're screwed?

It could be anybody. Even you.

 

[Overlord Drakow]

They haven't randomly revealed themselves. Under my direct command I have ordered them to DESTROY EVERYTHING!

WITNESS PURE TERROR EXPRESSED IN THE FORM OF A GIGANTIC SIZED PIECE OF CARDBOARD! BE AFRAID! SUCCUMB TO YOUR FEARS! BOW DOWN IN DESPAIR! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

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If that scenario actually came to pass, I'd probably be like, screw humanity and attempt to join the dragons. They have intelligence so perhaps I could negotiate my way into allying with them.

 

[Shining Raichu]

I'd immediately call on Professor McGonagall. She'll tear those dragons apart. She's the most badass fictional character there is.

 

[Alice]

I think I can handle it. I am the Dovakhiin after all.