Ironic!

[Hinamori_Momo]

Irony: A use of something, such as words and phrases, in a way that is the opposite of the intention expected.

Post something and the next poster makes an ending to it that makes it seem ironic.

Ex.:

Post 1: A woman worked many years to pay off a necklace that was very valuable.

Post 2: The necklace was fake.

Get it?

I'll start.

A policeman survives a burglary, shoot-out, and a drive-by shooting unharmed.

 

[GrayLuna]

but drowned when swimming to save a kitty. O_o

The little girl was scared to fly on a plane, so she got over her fear finally.

 

[ThePlaya]

But then the plane crashed because of turbulance and is now afraind or airplanes again.

The boy is finnaly able to drive.

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

Turns out he drives a dangerous car and loses his driver's license

A boy is walking home safe and sound with no people (*Hint Hint) in sight and figures he's safe.

 

[GrayLuna]

Then all of a sudden a car comes and runs him over.

An old man is always lucky he always wins money in the slots at Las Vegas.

Post 1: A woman worked many years to pay off a necklace that was very valuable.

Post 2: The necklace was fake.

I remember reading that story I think it was like in 9th grade. Some rich lady invited this other lady into a party and she let her borrow this diamond necless. Then after the party when the lady got home she noticed she lost it, so her husband and her start looking for it. Since they didn't find it they bought one that looked just like it and worked for years trying to pay it of. Then the lady bumps into a the rich lady later on and tells her that she lost the original, and bought her a new one, and the rich lady tells her it was fake. :P What a sad sad story. >.<

 

[Azonic]

The money spent him

Momo ate a banana peel.

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

I slipped on a banana.

Pengpeng ate a pie with an arm in it.

 

[GrayLuna]

It had chocolate cookies.

The garden always had green grass.

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

Your reply isn't "ironic". Something ironic would have been it was pengpeng's arm.

Back to your other part.

The grass was painted.

The baseball player scored a home run.

 

[Romance Hero]

only to walk outside after the game and see a baseball wedged into his front window of his lambourghini

A scientist avoids disease his entire life.

 

[Tangerine Fox]

Only to be shot on his way to work one day.

A boy stays in one weekend and gets his entire house organized.

 

[Romance Hero]

The landlord comes and tells him his house will be taken down to build a casino