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    do you think he would get mad at me for using a dark pokemon such as tyranitar
     
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    no of course not! jesus is cool! tyranitar isnt the devil's pokemon unless its owning me in which case it is but not really because it really isnt but it IS when its owning me but it really isnt because i call anything that owns me or annoys me "the devil's pokemon" but they really arent the devils pokemon.

    silly umbreon, jesus wouldnt get mad at you for that!! hahahaha don't worry. but if you say something like "lionheart is intelligent" or "lionheart is my god" or "lionheart is my jesus" or "lionheart is cool" or "lionheart is not the devil's creation" then jesus will really be mad at you!!! so dont say something like "lionheart is intelligent" or "lionheart is my god" or "lionheart is my jesus" or "lionheart is cool" or "lionheart is not the devil's creation" or "lionheart > RYAN" or "lionheart should not be banned from smogon or "lionheart knows about the game" or "lionheart>serebii" then you'll definitely wind up in the seventh circle of hell INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    its people like you who make the world a better place because you actually want to do good stuff!!!! keep it up and may god bless you!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    hahahahahahahahahahah it was a good joke! jesus loves you for making people laugh!! may jesus shower you with his golden love! hahahaha
     
    MiloticMessiahess said:
    may jesus shower you with his golden love! hahahaha
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    That just sounds wrong.

    Also, lol @ swastikumbreon
     
    why!!??? whats wrong about it??!?? jesus loves all of us!!!! jesus showers us everyday with the whitest protein drink known as life!!! jesus makes us lick every inch of the wonderful life he provides for us!!! jesus gives us sweet loving!!!!! jesus touches us with his almighty, wonderful, caring, sensitive hands! jesus teaches us to touch ourselves with soothe!!! jesus thrusts in and out of us everyday offering us pleasure! jesus breathes love intimately on us!!! I LOVE JESUS!!!!!!

    may god bless you kkm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and all of you here at pokecommunity!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are all jesus' holy children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    xD its great you have a great attitude to your religion, I'm Jewish, but ya dont see me advertising my religion everywhere eh? =3
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    Im not a child of jesus, sorry =3
    *reports*
     
    *stop self from cracking up* Well... I'm definately not a religious person, so whatever. This is a T-Dome type of thread. And I think this should be closed. So..*goes to ask Andy if it should be closed* Is he even online? XD

    Um...Jesus died for us...Horay...Oh joy *rolls eyes* XD
     
    MiloticMessiahess said:
    no of course not! jesus is cool! tyranitar isnt the devil's pokemon unless its owning me in which case it is but not really because it really isnt but it IS when its owning me but it really isnt because i call anything that owns me or annoys me "the devil's pokemon" but they really arent the devils pokemon.

    silly umbreon, jesus wouldnt get mad at you for that!! hahahaha don't worry. but if you say something like "lionheart is intelligent" or "lionheart is my god" or "lionheart is my jesus" or "lionheart is cool" or "lionheart is not the devil's creation" then jesus will really be mad at you!!! so dont say something like "lionheart is intelligent" or "lionheart is my god" or "lionheart is my jesus" or "lionheart is cool" or "lionheart is not the devil's creation" or "lionheart > RYAN" or "lionheart should not be banned from smogon or "lionheart knows about the game" or "lionheart>serebii" then you'll definitely wind up in the seventh circle of hell INSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    its people like you who make the world a better place because you actually want to do good stuff!!!! keep it up and may god bless you!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Nice try buddy, I know who you are.
     
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