Jirachi grabs the spotlight and kicks Snorlax into the Pacific Ocean!

[Lalapizzame]

Rules:
Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause
Timed Battle

lalapizzame's team
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AtomicAngel sent out Vaporeon
lalapizzame sent out Scizor
Scizor used Swords Dance.
Scizor's attack was sharply raised.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Scizor lost 46% of its health.

Scizor 60% +2 Attack
Vaporeon 100%

The beginning of the match.
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Vaporeon used Surf.
Scizor lost 45% of its health.
Scizor used Swords Dance.
Scizor's attack was sharply raised.

Scizor 21% +4 Attack
Vaporeon 100%

Keep on boosting...
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Vaporeon used Surf.
Scizor lost 45% of its health.
lalapizzame's Scizor fainted.
I hate those stupid Speed ties.
5-6
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lalapizzame sent out Jirachi.

Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!

Jirachi 81% Substitute
I predict a useless Wish just in case I try to hit something lightly.
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Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Vaporeon used Surf.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
The wish came true!
Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.


Jirachi 87% Substitute +1 Special Attack and Defense.
Yeah, you're powerless against Calm Mind Jirachi! :D
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Syaoran has entered the room.
AtomicAngel switched in Snorlax
Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
The Calm Minding race begins!
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Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Snorlax used Crunch.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!

Still happening...
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Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Snorlax used Crunch.
Jirachi lost 13% of its health.

It continues...
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Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Snorlax used Crunch.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!

It goes on and on...
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Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Snorlax used Crunch.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!

Keep trying and you'll run out of PP,Snorlax.
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Jirachi used Substitute.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi made a substitute!
Snorlax used Crunch.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!

You can't OHKO my Sub. :D
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Jirachi used Calm Mind.
Jirachi's special attack was raised.
Jirachi's special defence was raised.
Snorlax used Crunch.
The substitute took damage for Jirachi!
Jirachi's substitute faded!

It takes 2 hits to break my Substitute by just barely.Now kids,do you see why Earthquake is common for Steel types?

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Jirachi used Psychic.
Snorlax lost 54% of its health.
Snorlax's special defence was lowered.
Snorlax used Crunch.
Jirachi lost 14% of its health.
Jirachi's defence was lowered.

I find this funny and ironic.I hope you agree with me.

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Jirachi used Psychic.
Snorlax lost 86% of its health.
AtomicAngel's Snorlax fainted.

Snorlax nearly got owned,and it's supposed to take these kind of hits well!Well,that's what you expect from so many Calm Minds.
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AtomicAngel switched in Infernape.
Infernape used Close Combat.
Jirachi lost 57% of its health.
Infernape's defence was lowered.
Infernape's special defence was lowered.
Infernape lost 10% of its health.
Jirachi used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Infernape lost 615% of its health.
AtomicAngel's Infernape fainted.
I love Defense EVs and Max HP on Jirachi for this.
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AtomicAngel switched in Shaymin
Jirachi used Psychic.
Grass dog thing lost 101% of its health.
AtomicAngel's Shaymin fainted.
STAB kills by 1%.
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AtomicAngel switched in Forretress
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Matt lost 127% of its health.
AtomicAngel's Matt fainted.

Smogon owns.
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AtomicAngel switched in a duck that floats (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
a duck that floats lost 45% of its health.
a duck that floats used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Jirachi lost 16% of its health.

Hax...
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Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 44% of its health.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 2% of its health.
Jirachi was frozen solid!
Even more ridiculous hax...
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Jirachi was defrosted!
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 47% of its health.
AtomicAngel's Cresselia fainted.
My hax counters back.
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AtomicAngel switched in Vaporeon.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 144% of its health.
AtomicAngel's Vaporeon fainted.
lalapizzame wins!

Indeed it was.
It was a 5-0
O_O Now do you guys fear and honor Jirachi?!It overthrew his advantage of huge hax.

 

[Pinocchio]

Well I have to admit that was some nice sweeping from Jirachi.
I cannot believe Snorlax dropped dead so quickly after a Special Attack which it is supposed to wall.
I suppose the formatting of the log could improve. Some places it just got a bit hard to read. Try editing out the nicknames of Pokemon / Leftovers % heal / chat unless it is relevant to the battle etc.
It will unclog the log and make it more enjoyable to read.

 

[Samson]

meh old news. i created this jirachi set in R/S/E thinking it was brilliant only to discover that it was a standard set.

 

[Anti]

Um, any Lax w/o EQ or maybe Fire Punch doesn't beat Jirachi anyways. Thanks for the confirmation?

The opposing team didn't even have a Jirachi counter...it's like posting a log with a DDtar sweeping the opposing team when the opposing team was just full of fragile sweepers.

Not to sound all critical, but it wasn't a good match, it was just Jirachi sweeping a Jirachi-weak team =/

And just FYI, your entire team gets absolutely melted by Dugtrio. You might wanna fix that.

So really, I would post a log of a battle that was actually good...and by good I mean something that isn't a blind sweep right away with no effort.