King of the Hill (Pokemon Version!)

[Deleted member 211486]

Okay, so this is how the game goes. The next player must post something that will make the previous player lose his possesion of the hill. The post must always end with "My Hill" or else the player can't get the hill. You must also get the hill with Pokemon or something related to Pokemon.
Example:

Player 1:

I fly to the hill on my Pidgeot. My hill.

Player 2:

My Zapdos zaps you, leaving you tumbling down the hill. My hill.

Player 3:

My Alakazam uses Psychic to get you out of the hill and uses Light Screen and Reflect. My defended hill.

Player 4:

My Machop uses Brick Break and tosses you out with Seismic Toss. My hill.

And so on and so forth. The last player to get the hill will be the winner. So this is kind of an endless game...

 

[Chillout]

My Camerupt uses earthquake to knock you off my Hill.

 

[Mattxy8]

My Vaporeon used water gun to knock your Camerupt off the hill. My Hill

 

[-Alfonzo-]

My Leafeon uses razor leaf to knock your Vaporeon off the hill. My Hill

 

[dannyboy601]

My Fearow uses Gust to blow your Leafeon off the hill. My Hill.

 

[~Wind~]

My Metagross destroys the hill then reconstructs it under my feet. My hill.
Also, be more creative than using moves, people.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

My Gengar scares you from behind with his Scary Face while you are using your Laptop and you tumble off due to shock. And I summon an armada of Wheezing to surround the hill with Poison Gas and an armada of Wobbuffet to protect the hill with Counter and Mirror Coat.

My protected and poisonous hill.

 

[~Wind~]

I send my metagross back in as Steel is immune to poison, and psychic is super effective.
Metagross first faints one Wobbufet, surviving due to high health stats, then psychics all the defensless Koffing, it then proceeds, to meteor mash Gengar, but Gengar doesn't faint!
Metagross instead jumps on it, crusing it due tob being over 160 tonnes of metal and supercomputer.
Metang, Absol, Bisharp, Samurott, Lampent and Sigilyph all guard the hill while I deploy millions of ninja Skarmory, then set up six Mewtwo, each with psychic, rest, and two powerful elemental moves, each move a different type, covering 14 of 15 types.
I then proceed to raise the hill 150 metres higher, the build a fortress on top, and fill it with Sableye, also two Mawile and a Spritomb.
My superly advanced mega guarded no entrance hill.

 

[Ethan Gold]

Suddenly, angry German curses were heard in the air. The Angry German Minun jumps off a plane with a parachute, carrying a machine gun and shooting down any Pokemon on the way.

Meanwhile, Mongols on Rapidashes smash through the fortress with each mongol carrying Ampharoses, Camerupts and Skamorries. Ten Darkrais appear and defeats the Mewtwos.

Along with the Angry Minun, Mongol trainers and Darkrais, an army of Electivires have been added to the defence of the hill.

My hill guarded by the angriest Pokemon and trainers.

 

[Tryndamere]

I WISHED TO MY JIRACHI THAT THE HILL WOULD BE MINE GUARDED BY LATIOS. MY HILL

 

[~Wind~]

NU-UH CUS I WISHED TO MY JIRACHI THAT THE HILL IS MINE NOW. MY HILL.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

I send out Arceus who says:

"I am the god! Bow before me!" and summons all legendary Pokemon.

Moltres used Fire Blast!
Articuno used Blizzard!
Zapdos used Thunder!
Entei used Eruption!
Raikou used Thunder Fang!
Suicune used Hydro Pump!
Mewtwo and Mew used Psychic!
Ho-Oh used Sacred Fire!
Lugia used Aeroblast!
Celebi used Grass Knot!
Regirock, Regice, and Registeel, used Ancient Power!
Latios used Luster Purge!
Latias used Mist Ball!
Rayquaza used Hyper Beam!
Kyogre used Waterfall!
Groudon used Solar Beam!
Jirachi used Doom Desire!
Deoxys used Psycho Boost!
Uzie, Azelf and Mespirit used Confusion!
Dialga used Roar of Time!
Palkia used Spacial Rend!
Giratina used Shadow Force!
Darkrai used Dark Void!
Cresselia used Lunar Dance! (Cresselia faints!)
Manaphy used Heart Swap!
Phione used Water Pulse!
Heatran used Magma Storm!
Regigigas used Crush Grip!
Shaymin used Seed Flare!
Arceus used Judgement!
Victini used V-Create! (Victini wants to attack again...)
Victini used Searing Shot!
Cobalion, Terakion, and Virizion used Sacred Sword!
Tornelus used Hurricane!
Thundurus used Thunder!
Landorus used Earthquake!
Zekrom used Fusion Bolt!
Reshiram used Fusion Flare!
Kyurem used Ice Burn!
Genesect used Techno Blast!

A critical hit!
It's super effective!

(By this time the whole world has been destroyed...)

Arceus recreates the universe as it was except no German Minun, Mongol Trainers and Darkrais. No more mongols at all.... And no Germans or Hitlers or Nazis....

And Arceus ordered Jirachi NOT to take wishes for granted. Arceus gave the hill to its righteous owner... Me. MAH HILL!!!!

 

[Weespotty]

My Empoleon uses Hypro cannon and Dewott uses Water gun on you. My hill.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

That attack was too simple. Still my hill.

 

[Weespotty]

Soo you still stayed on?

I call Arecus to give my Dewott and Empoleon Arecus Power. Empoleon uses THE HYPRO CANNON OF DOOM and Dewott uses THE HYPRO PUMP OF DOOM! You give in a Roll off the hill.

My hill.

 

[Hacksorus]

My Hacksorus glitches tha game up, restarts and Dragon Claws you off the hill. MY HILL! (I know it's *Haxorus, Hacksorus is different)

 

[Weespotty]

Your Hacksorus turns into evil mudkip, Hyper beams you off the hill and me, Empoleon and Dewott climb onto the top

My hill!

 

[Hacksorus]

So I herd my mudkipz is evil. Well, then, my Alomomomomomomola confuses you with its name and uses teh Water Gun on yo' Empoleon and Dewott. Not effective. My Joltik takes you out with Electroweb. Wait, I gotta clean the spider webs. Sheesh. *cleanin* My hill.

 

[Weespotty]

What you didn't know is Empoleon Suived (Its Water/Steel). Empoleon climbs up and uses Flash cannon on the Joltik. Then Hypro cannon on you. Me and Dewott climb up and call a army of Rock pokemon, Ground pokemon, Any type that can beat Water and Steel. My Protected hill.

 

[Hacksorus]

Uh...Rayquaza uses Outrage and scares you off. My ownage hill. :D