Lion King song parodies (A little hard as you can see!)

[Houndour2004]

Disney song parodies (A little hard as you can see!)

A Jynx Worth Fighting For:

For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In our thund'ring herd we feel a lot like cattle
Like the pounding beat our aching feet aren't easy to ignore
Hey, think of instead a Jynx worth fighting for
Huh?
That's what I said:
A Jynx worth fighting for

I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
My Jynx will marvel at my strength, adore my battle Giovannis
I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...
Mmmh ...

Bet the local Jynx thought you were quite the charmer
And I'll bet the ladies love a man in armor
You can guess what we have missed the most
since we went off to war
What do we want?
A Jynx worth fighting for

My Jynx will think I have no faults
That I'm a major find
How 'bout a Jynx who's got a brain
Who always speaks her mind?
Nah!
My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her
He thinks he's such a lady-killer

I've a Jynx back home who's unlike any other
Yeah, the only Jynx who'd love him is his mother
But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door
What do we want?
A Jynx worth fighting for
Wish that I had
A Jynx worth fighting for
A Jynx worth fighting

Be Prepared:

[Giovanni:] I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Persian's backside
But thin as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

[Jessie:] And where do we feature?

[Giovanni:] Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[James] Be prepared for what?
[Giovanni:] For the death of the king!
[James] Why? Is he sick?
[Giovanni:] No, you fool, we're going to kill him... and Pikachu!
[James] Great idea! Who needs a king?
[Hyenas:] No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
[Giovanni:] Idiots! There will BE a king!
[James] But you just said...
[Giovanni:] *I* will be king!
Stick with me, and you'll never be hungry again!
[Team Rocket:] YEA!!!!!! Long live the king!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

[Giovanni:] Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Ooooh!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaaaaah!)
respected, saluted
(Aaaaaaaaaah!)
And seen for the wonder I am
(Aaaaaaaaaah!)

Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

[Team Rocket:] Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

The Persian Sleeps Tonight:

Lala kahle [Sleep well]

In the stadion, the mighty stadion
The Persian sleeps tonight
In the stadion, the mighty stadion
The Persian sleeps tonight

(Chorus)
Imbube

Near the village, the peaceful village
The Persian sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The Persian sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The Persian sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The Persian sleeps tonight


(Chorus)

Ixesha lifikile [Time has come]
Lala [Sleep]
Lala kahle [Sleep well]

Near the village, the peaceful village
The Persian sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The Persian sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

My little darling
Don't fear, my little darling
My little darling
Don't fear, my little darling

 

[TTYO]

Wow the second reminds me of my fic Pokemon Beyond