Lost...in......space!!!!! (ygo)

[Forci Stikane]

Nope, not Macro Cosmos.

Monsters:
3x Elemental Hero Neos

3x Neo-Spacian Flare Scarab
3x Neo-Spacian Dark Panther
3x Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin
3x Alien Grey
2x Alien Hunter
1x Sangan
2x Exiled Force

Spells:
3x Neo Space
2x Common Soul
2x Fake Hero
1x Premature Burial
2x E-Emergency Call
1x Graceful Charity
1x Swords of Revealing Light
1x Nobleman of Crossout
1x MST
1x Heavy Storm

Traps:
1x Ring of Destruction
2x Royal Decree
1x Mirror Force
1x Magic Cylinder

Fusion Deck:
3x Dark Neos
3x Flare Neos
3x Aqua Neos

Side Deck:
1x DDWL
1x DDA
2x Mobius
1x Royal Decree
3x Dekoichi
3x Cyber Phoenix
1x Blowback Dragon
1x O-Oversoul
2x Elemental Hero Wildheart

Not even really my deck. Another player had what they called a "brilliant idea" and brought this deck in planning to win...but ended up with a 2-6 score. He couldn't come up with any idea as to why he lost, and wouldn't listen to anyone in the tournament for some reason (something about a bad coin or something, I dunno), yet agreed to listen to strangers. PLEASE help this guy--it isn't the first time he came up with something like this.

 

[Frostweaver]

You mean like how Neo is a dead draw of a horrible weight, while Deck Devastation Virus destroys *every* monster there is except the dead weight? Not to mention, Neo-spacians are utter crap, with Dolphin boy having the best effect (which is still only decent at best.) The aliens there are... don't know what the heck they're doing there. Relatively weak field presence and tempo as well due to the lack of reliable and fast special summons. Um... bad draw power for the most part as well?

How did he even get the 2 in the 2-6... guess he was preying on really, really young, little children, or someone who is focusing on fun with Red Eyes Darkness Dragon o.O;

 

[Forci Stikane]

You mean like how Neo is a dead draw of a horrible weight, while Deck Devastation Virus destroys *every* monster there is except the dead weight? Not to mention, Neo-spacians are utter crap, with Dolphin boy having the best effect (which is still only decent at best.) The aliens there are... don't know what the heck they're doing there. Relatively weak field presence and tempo as well due to the lack of reliable and fast special summons. Um... bad draw power for the most part as well?

How did he even get the 2 in the 2-6... guess he was preying on really, really young, little children, or someone who is focusing on fun with Red Eyes Darkness Dragon o.O;

Nah, here's how they went, as far as I saw:

Win 1:
VS Burn Deck

This guy went first, set Flare Scarab and Decree down, and ended. Opponent went, set FIVE traps & a Needle Worm, and ended, but this player activated Decree in the End Phase, so...

His next turn, first card played is Nobleman. Next he activates Fake Hero, brings out Neos, then brings out Flare Neos. Next comes Neo-Space and another Flare Scarab. GG.

Win 2:
VS Beatdown w/ CS deck

The game goes for a few turns (somehow), and each of them, in some way or another, end up almost topdecking. So far each of them have taken less than 2000 damage, and this person topdecks MC, playing it down. Opponent goes up, somehow tops Stein, pays for BEUD (at which point I go o.0), and promptly gets what's coming to 'em after getting smacked in the face by Cylinder.

That's how he got those wins. Claims those are the only times when his coin didn't freak out or his deck shuffle weird or something...but I still feel sad for him.

Can you think of anything to actually help this monster, other than trashing the whole thing?

(BTW, to be precise, Alien Hunter also survives DDV, but that still isn't much).