Luck makes for epic battles...sometimes (J-Rad vs. Dragonaute; OU)

[J-Rad]

Background Info: On out of many battles that I've fought today where I lose thanks to dumb luck. Yet at the same time luck made this battle so much more enjoyable.

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause

My Team:

Spoiler:

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The Battle
dragonaute sent out Crobat.
J-Rad sent out Moltres.
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Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Moltres used Overheat.
Crobat lost 100% of its health.
dragonaute's Crobat fainted.
Moltres's special attack was harshly lowered.
Nothing special here, just my Moltres doing it's job. Most people don't really know what to do when they see this thing. The first kill is almost always the easiest

Score:
J-Rad: 6
dragonaute: 5

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dragonaute switched in Slowbro.
J-Rad switched in Bronzong.
Slowbro used Trick Room.
Slowbro twisted the dimensions!
I switch out since Moltres is locked onto Overheat. He uses trick room, luckily before hand I switched Zong's speed IV to 0 so it could ave a max power gyro ball
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Bronzong used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Slowbro used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 43% of its health.
Bronzong's leftovers restored its health a little!
Bronzong restored 6% of its health.
I set up rocks and am hurt by flamethrower.
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Bronzong used Hypnosis.
Slowbro fell asleep!
Slowbro is fast asleep!
Yay he's asleep, no all I have to do is wait for trick room to were off and then blow up in his face.
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Bronzong used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Slowbro lost 5% of its health.
Slowbro is fast asleep!
Nothing Special here
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Bronzong used Gyro Ball.
It's not very effective...
Slowbro lost 5% of its health.
Slowbro is fast asleep!
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Yes trick room is gone
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Slowbro is fast asleep!
Bronzong used Explosion.
Slowbro lost 98% of its health.
J-Rad's Bronzong fainted.
Wow, just perfect.

Score:
J-Rad: 5
Dragonaute: 5

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J-Rad switched in Porygon2.
Porygon2 traced Slowbro's Own Tempo!
Porygon2 used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Slowbro lost 8% of its health.
dragonaute's Slowbro fainted.
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Score:
J-Rad: 5
Dragonaute: 4

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dragonaute switched in Snorlax.
Pointed stones dug into Snorlax.
Snorlax lost 12% of its health.
J-Rad switched in Salamence.
Salamence's intimidate cut Snorlax's attack!
Snorlax used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
I switch in Salamence for Brick Break and he uses Rain Dance.
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Salamence used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Snorlax lost 56% of its health.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax used Selfdestruct.
Salamence lost 90% of its health.
J-Rad's Salamence fainted.
dragonaute's SNorlax fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Ouch...

Score:
J-Rad: 4
Dragonaute: 3

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dragonaute switched in Ludicolo.
J-Rad switched in Heracross.
Pointed stones dug into Ludicolo.
Ludicolo lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo used Waterfall.
Heracross lost 61% of its health.
Heracross used Megahorn.
Heracross's attack missed!
This miss literaly cost me the game...
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J-Rad switched in Porygon2 (lvl 100 Porygon2).
Porygon2 traced Ludicolo's Swift Swim!
Ludicolo used Waterfall.
Porygon2 lost 35% of its health.
Time to turn Swift Swim against him. Rarley has this little cyber-duck thing's trace let me down.
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Ludicolo used Swords Dance.
Ludicolo's attack was sharply raised.
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
Ludicolo lost 25% of its health.
Crap, he outspeeds me AND gets Swords Dance in. This isn't looking good
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Ludicolo used Waterfall.
Porygon2 lost 68% of its health.
Porygon2 used Ice Beam.
Ludicolo lost 30% of its health.
I meant to use thunder wave, but I accidetaly clicked ice beam, now I pay the price
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Ludicolo used Waterfall.
Porygon2 lost 15% of its health.
J-Rad's Porygon2 fainted.
Now my duck is dead. :(

Score:
J-Rad: 3
Dragonaute: 3

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J-Rad switched in Moltres
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Ludicolo used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Moltres lost 100% of its health.
J-Rad's Moltres fainted.
Man I hate swift swim. I was hoping I could outspeed it with my scarf and kill it with Air Slash...

Score:
J-Rad: 2
Dragonaute: 3

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J-Rad switched in Blissey.
Ludicolo used Swords Dance.
Ludicolo's attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Toxic.
Blissey's attack missed!

J-Rad: this is freaking gay...

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Ludicolo used Swords Dance.
Ludicolo's attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Toxic.
Ludicolo was badly poisoned!
Yay for poison...
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Blissey used Protect.
Blissey protected itself!
Ludicolo used Waterfall.
Blissey protected itself!
I have protect on Blissey for 2 reasons.Reason 1 is toxic stall and reason 2 is wish.
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Ludicolo used Waterfall.
Blissey lost 100% of its health.
J-Rad's Blissey fainted.
And Blissey makes a bold sacrifice

Score:
J-Rad: 1
Dragonaute: 3

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J-Rad switched in Heracross.
Heracross used Megahorn.
It's super effective!
Ludicolo lost 56% of its health.
dragonaute's Ludicolo fainted.
Hera had some unfinished buiness to take care of...

Score:
J-Rad: 1
Dragonaute: 2

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dragonaute switched in Dusknoir.
Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Dusknoir.
Dusknoir lost 12% of its health.
Heracross used Megahorn.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Dusknoir lost 88% of its health.
dragonaute's Dusknoir fainted.
I don't get it. I miss at critical moments yet now a crit saves my life.

Score:
J-Rad: 1
Dragonaute: 1

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dragonaute switched in Ursaring.
Pointed stones dug into Ursaring.
Greenpower lost 12% of its health.
Heracross used Megahorn.
Heracross's attack missed!
Ursaring used Facade.
Heracross lost 39% of its health.
J-Rad's Heracross fainted.
dragonaute wins!
And of course I lose because Megahorn misses...

Final Score:
J-Rad: 0
Dragonaute: 1

Dragonaute's Team:

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Props:
Dragonaute, for giving me an awesome match.
Luck, for making things interesting
Heracross, for being such a trooper
Nintendo/Game Freak, for inventing Pokemon

Slops:
Me, for acidentaly clicking Ice Beam instead of Thunder-Wave
Luck, for screwing me over
Blissey, for pretty much not doing anything
Nintendo/Game Freak, for coming up with Swift Swim and Ludicolo