Ouch my face

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    Yesterday I ran up this metal half pipe, and slipped. Landing flat on my face.
    My front tooth is wobbly, I have a lump/bruise on my forehead and on my nose.
    I now feel dizzy, which is a problem, because I need to go downstairs, which means walking down them, I have a feeling I'll land flat on my face again.

    Anyway, tell some stories about times when you hurt yourself or did something embarrassing or funny.
     
    I fell down a flight of stairs after slipping. Oh hahahaha how hilarious now I have a bad knee!
     
    I was 4 and my mum went down the stairs and I ran into a book shelf and burst my nose open real bad now I have a permament scar
    its funny when I look back now because APPARENTLY I said to my mum (in some baby talk) *cwan I wav a pwesie please* lol XD funny the way I said and then I pulled a sad face lol
     
    I tripped up the stairs at school once, in front of a group of people.

    I also tripped over nothing whilst walking through a corridor...

    Ohoh, and on the first day of my new job, I slipped on a pile of posters that were on the floor (they were in front of the only door that led out of the stockroom) and skidded across them on my butt. Did I mention pretty much everyone I'd worked with that day was there?

    I'm very accident prone. XD
     
    I have a constant habit of hitting my head on door frames, because I tend to watch the TV or look at other people when I'm walking into the next room/corridor.

    You'd think I'd know better in my own house, where I've lived since I was born =|
     
    Uhhhh.
    I was swinging the key around for the fitting room, and it hit the side of the door and swung into my crotch >.>

    It was funny though! XDDDD

    I got so owned by a bit of metal. I felt popular! XD
     
    I hit myself in the head with my own tennis racket quite frequently -.-

    I nearly fell down an escalator, .. but my brother caught me at the right moment.
     
    When I was really young, I dunno, four, five.. I was in a starbucks with my cousin, and we were spinning, and I fell down and hit my head on the bottom of one of the metal coffee table- and got stitches. Ouch.

    And one day my (male) cousin and I sat by the top of the stairs. He had on high heels and I said "Haha, High Heels are for girls!" and he pushed me. Down the stairs. And RIGHT at the bottom of my stairs is.. take a guess.. glass door. Fun.
     
    Well just now I was playing catch with my brother on grass,
    and he threw it to the side so I dived for it, totally missed the ball and it went straight into my crotch
     
    I got my face smashed into a metal bed post by my friend when we were play fighting.
    It hurt pretty bad, but I laughed it off.

    My hand and arm and leg got mauled by my cat. I have a few small scars now.

    I dropped a glass jar on my foot, needless to say, it smashed and I had about a dozen shards of glass stuck in my foot.

    I rolled out of my bed and, not only did I fall out the bed, I hit my head off my chest of draws as well.

    I cut my leg when I was shaving, and it's only just stopped bleeding. I cut it yesterday morning.


    Yeah, I'm rather accident prone.
     
    I got ran over by a go-kart.
    And got my foot ran over by a bowling ball. Holy crap, it hurt like hell.
     
    When I was five I slipped getting out of the bathtub and I hit my head on the toilet seat. I needed 50 total stitches right where my left eyebrow is. Took awile to get the eyebrows even, but you cant notice a scar unless you look really hard.
     
    It wasn't an accident per se, but I did once get into an argument with a guy which ended when he smacked me in the head with a metal chair leg

    And ever since that day, I've seen pixies where ever I go. My favourite one is call Gilligan and he has a pet leprechaun :D
     
    I don't even know where to start. I am a really clumsy person. I regularly trip, fall, hurt myself. Most recently was Thursday when I was doing some yoga stretches, and twisted my ankle because I got a little reckless. That was one of like 15-20 times I have twisted this blasted ankle.

    I was at an acting competition in North Carolina in February, and I had a little bag with my toothbrush and stuff in it. It always had my hand razor in it. I stuck my hand in the bag, and came out with a chuck of flesh taken out of my finger stuck in the razor's five blades. Yeah, that hurt.

    Fell down the steps a few times, carpeted and tiled. Slipped on wet surfaces. Fell in the grass. Knocked myself in the head with the refrigerator door. I don't think there is enough space on PC for me to detail all of them.
     
    In first or second grade I ran into a brick wall as hard as I could for some reason. Probably for attention, lol. I had a bunch of scabs from that. I also was running as fast as I could, tripped over a jump rope, and then hit a wall pretty hard that way. Ouch.
     
    I fell off a chair and broke my arm pretending to be Spider-Man when I was four. :> It was my most win-ful injury.
     
    Recently I've been paintballing... with rolled up sleeves. Blood was drawn.


    Rhiannon-Chan said:
    I now feel dizzy, which is a problem, because I need to go downstairs, which means walking down them, I have a feeling I'll land flat on my face again.
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    Crawl down, then.
     
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    I have a ton of scars on my body. >_>

    I have had a scar on the top of my left foot since I could remember. My mom tells me that when I was two, I got away from her and found her curling iron, turned it on, and subsequently dropped it on my foot when she found me. :o

    I got a scar on my lower lip (currently concealed by my soul patch) from when I was playing on the monkey bars at the local playground when I was 4. I slipped through and knocked my chin on the metal bar, causing my bottom teeth to go through my lip. >.<

    I have a scar on the back of my right calf from when I backed into a hot exhaust pipe when I was 7 or 8.

    I have a scar on my left thumb from when I (stupidly) put my hand on the ground to try and slow down on a go-kart, and subsequently got my hand run over and my body thrown out of it. This was when I was like 8 or 9. :P

    I got a small circular scar on my right arm from this huge boil I had when I was like 14 or 15. -.-

    most recently, I have a 6-in scar on my left arm from a massive carpet burn I got falling down the stairs a year ago. :P
     
    I have a serious problem with leaving the refrigerator door open, and well, one time, I jumped in the air and tried to kick it close, and fell.

    I was walking through my kitchen and slipped in some dog pee...
     
    let's see:

    * was pushed off the swings by my stepsister when I was 4 and busted my knee. needed stitches
    * I ran into a pole once cause I was walking with my eyes closed
    * a girl in 4th grade pushed me off the monkey bars and my wrist hit the ground first
    * I tripped while sitting on a bike and tried to break my fall only breaking the opposite wrist
    * I broke a finger catching a rebound while playing one on one (I won btw).
    * one time during the winter I slipped on some ice and hit the side of my face on the ground
     
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