Please rate this HILARIOUS rhyme story!

Jirachi

is made of gold
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    Get that Zubat!
    A DISASTER STORY



    I was playing in the lawn when this Zubat jumped on me!!!!!!!!
    Then I went to get a spray, but the Zubat flew on me...
    And the spray sprayed on me!!!
    Then I ran to get the telephone, but the Zubat bit on me,
    I screamed so hard to be!
    So I grabbed the telephone and squealed as loud to be,
    "This Zubat chased me in the house,
    as mean as mean could be,

    and bit me so hard in the leg,
    I hate it as you might see,

    so please send police officers,
    to rescue poor, poor me."

    After that, I was fast as could be,
    but the Zubat, of course, was faster than me!
    It smashed the glass and spilled the tea!
    I crashed out of the window with glee,
    but the Zubat, oh-oh, was faster than me!
    Then the police came with DYNAMITY!
    KABOOMY!

    I love this story. My family loves this story. My neighbourhood loves this story.
    I HOPE YOU WILL LOVE IT TOO!
     
    It's just not your day, is it. I rate it a 6 out of 10.
     
    Oh, that's mean. I like that poem story thing, It made me happy and made me think of orange soda... 0_0

    I give it an 8/10
     
    Yeah...I geta vergde for drinks now o_o;;
    Im rating it 8.10. Good job there ^-^;;
    Cya, Im getting a drink -.-
     
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