Pokémon Giveaway

[DestinyBender]

This game is a little like Corrupt-A-Wish.

You have to give the poster above you a Pokémon of their choice. Then, you have to come up with an anticlimax in the same post. If you don't understand, here is an example.

Let's say the person above you wants a Shinx.

Here, have my Shinx, but it only knows Tackle
I would like a Medicham.

And the person below gives the poster above the Pokémon, with an anticlimax.

Have fun!

I would like a Gible.​