Squirtle_Ketchum_12
Ash Ketchum Rulez ^_^
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- Age 33
- Pallet Town/Rivendell/Domino City/Shadow Realm/Ash
- Seen May 14, 2005
Narrator: Today, our heroes are in the forests of Viridian city, making their way to the Pok?mon center, but what they don't know is that before they get there, something is going to happen....
"Oh! Look at that pretty waterfall over there!" Misty exclaimed and pointed to waterfall that was about twenty feet away. "Come on guys, let's go get some water!" She turned and saw that her comrads, Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and Brock, were sitting on the ground in the shade, "You go ahead Misty," Ash said, "We're a little bushed from all this walking." "Pika..chuuu." Pikachu said. Misty sighed, "Fine, I'll go by myself!" she stomped off toward the waterfall leaving the guys half asleep.
"Here you go, enjoy yourselves!" Misty said as she let her water Pok?mon out into the river. "Psy....duck?" Psyduck put his foot in the water and pulled out quickly, the water was cold and it made Psyduck's chronic headache worse. "You dimwit duck..." Misty growled. She put her thermos in the river and filled it with water, she took a big gulp and smiled, "Ahh, that's good!" She took another gulp, but then she noticed someone was behind her. "Ah-ha! So you guys decided you wanted some water anyway?" She turned around expecting Ash, Brock and Pikachu, but instead in was a man in a suit of black metal and a mask. "Ahh!!!" Misty screamed. "Heh-heh, don't be afraid!" The man said in a deep voice, "I won't hurt you." He then proceeded to pinch her butt(I know, it's not a technical term...I guess I could've said 'bottom', oh never mind!), "Just WHAT do you think your doing??!!" Misty yelled and hit the man in the head with her thermos, he wasn't affected since he was wearing a suit of black metal! "HAHAHAHAHAHA, you cannot hurt me!" He yelled and knocked the thermos out of her hand, he then began chasing her around the forest until all the running gave Psyduck such a headache that he had the power of 'Metronome' and he froze the guy and blasted him off into space. "Oh, I never though I'd hear myself say this, but....thank you Psyduck!" Misty sighed.
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Ten minutes later Misty was running up to Ash and Brock who had fallen asleep, "YOUGUYSWEGOTTA'CALLTHECOPSIWASJUSTSEXUALLYHARRASSED!!!!!!!!" Misty yelled putting all her words together to make one HUGE word. "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" Ash and Brock said simultaneously and jumped up. "I will be once we make it to the Pok?mon center and call the cops." Misty said angerily, "I've got an idea!" Brock said, "Onix! Goooo!!!!" Brock threw his Pok?ball and Onix came out. "Onix, we need to use you as a transport so we can make it to the Pok?mon center faster!" Onix 'nodded' and everyone got on Onix and Onix sped off. "Hey Brock, why didn't we do this earlier?" Ash asked, ".......Because all I could think about was Nurse Joy......" Brock's voice trailed off. A few minutes later they were in the Viridian City Pok?mon center. "Nurse Joy! We need you to call the cops, my friend Misty was just sexually harrassed!" Ash said out of breath. "Oh dear, I'll get right on that!" Nurse Joy said and picked up the phone and dialed 911. (Ten minutes later.....) A man and a woman walked into the Pok?mon center and looked around, they saw Ash, Misty and Brock and walked over. "Are you the sexual harrassment victim?" The woman asked Misty, "Uh-huh, and I want you to catch this (censored word that is too dirty for a PG rated fic)!" Misty said. The woman nodded, "Well, I'm Det. Olivia Benson and this is my partner Det. Elliot Stabler." Benson said. (cue L&O theme music)
To be continued........
Oh yeah, uhm..this is PG..it's Humor/Mystery. HAHAHA!!...I pity myself for writing this..*sigh*
"Oh! Look at that pretty waterfall over there!" Misty exclaimed and pointed to waterfall that was about twenty feet away. "Come on guys, let's go get some water!" She turned and saw that her comrads, Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and Brock, were sitting on the ground in the shade, "You go ahead Misty," Ash said, "We're a little bushed from all this walking." "Pika..chuuu." Pikachu said. Misty sighed, "Fine, I'll go by myself!" she stomped off toward the waterfall leaving the guys half asleep.
"Here you go, enjoy yourselves!" Misty said as she let her water Pok?mon out into the river. "Psy....duck?" Psyduck put his foot in the water and pulled out quickly, the water was cold and it made Psyduck's chronic headache worse. "You dimwit duck..." Misty growled. She put her thermos in the river and filled it with water, she took a big gulp and smiled, "Ahh, that's good!" She took another gulp, but then she noticed someone was behind her. "Ah-ha! So you guys decided you wanted some water anyway?" She turned around expecting Ash, Brock and Pikachu, but instead in was a man in a suit of black metal and a mask. "Ahh!!!" Misty screamed. "Heh-heh, don't be afraid!" The man said in a deep voice, "I won't hurt you." He then proceeded to pinch her butt(I know, it's not a technical term...I guess I could've said 'bottom', oh never mind!), "Just WHAT do you think your doing??!!" Misty yelled and hit the man in the head with her thermos, he wasn't affected since he was wearing a suit of black metal! "HAHAHAHAHAHA, you cannot hurt me!" He yelled and knocked the thermos out of her hand, he then began chasing her around the forest until all the running gave Psyduck such a headache that he had the power of 'Metronome' and he froze the guy and blasted him off into space. "Oh, I never though I'd hear myself say this, but....thank you Psyduck!" Misty sighed.
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Ten minutes later Misty was running up to Ash and Brock who had fallen asleep, "YOUGUYSWEGOTTA'CALLTHECOPSIWASJUSTSEXUALLYHARRASSED!!!!!!!!" Misty yelled putting all her words together to make one HUGE word. "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" Ash and Brock said simultaneously and jumped up. "I will be once we make it to the Pok?mon center and call the cops." Misty said angerily, "I've got an idea!" Brock said, "Onix! Goooo!!!!" Brock threw his Pok?ball and Onix came out. "Onix, we need to use you as a transport so we can make it to the Pok?mon center faster!" Onix 'nodded' and everyone got on Onix and Onix sped off. "Hey Brock, why didn't we do this earlier?" Ash asked, ".......Because all I could think about was Nurse Joy......" Brock's voice trailed off. A few minutes later they were in the Viridian City Pok?mon center. "Nurse Joy! We need you to call the cops, my friend Misty was just sexually harrassed!" Ash said out of breath. "Oh dear, I'll get right on that!" Nurse Joy said and picked up the phone and dialed 911. (Ten minutes later.....) A man and a woman walked into the Pok?mon center and looked around, they saw Ash, Misty and Brock and walked over. "Are you the sexual harrassment victim?" The woman asked Misty, "Uh-huh, and I want you to catch this (censored word that is too dirty for a PG rated fic)!" Misty said. The woman nodded, "Well, I'm Det. Olivia Benson and this is my partner Det. Elliot Stabler." Benson said. (cue L&O theme music)
To be continued........
Oh yeah, uhm..this is PG..it's Humor/Mystery. HAHAHA!!...I pity myself for writing this..*sigh*
