Infinipede
negima ruined my life
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- Age 32
- Upstate NY
- Seen Dec 23, 2016
(NOTE: if you see someone else named Zarkanorf posting this elsewhere, he's my bud, and we're developing this together, so don't think that one of us "stole" it (who would want to anyways?)
We are actually serious about getting this done, so don't think this whole thread is a joke!)
begginging
WARNING: We are making this game to be as ironically retarded as humanly possible; this thread may or may not be filled to the brim with horrific sprites, pop culture references out the wazoo, and obscene amounts of brown. If you are serious business, pregnant, or under the age of T, leave now or forever hold your peace. You may now kiss the bride.
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
STORY
Until 6 months ago, the Lysergo Region wasn't charted on any map. It was discovered only recently by scientists in the Sevii Triangle, near the islands south of Kanto. The island was barren of human life but a paradise of new Pokemon species.
However, evidence suggests --i am going to eat a burrito i am hungry-- that a tribe of primitive humans used to call Lysergo their home. Cave paintings and Apricorn gardens and even hillside carvings made the researchers dig deeper into the former human population of the island.
The legends written on the cave walls tell of a single Pokemon who used mist to keep the island hidden from prying eyes. However, when a team of troublemakers learns of the power of the Pokemon, they decide to search for it themselves...
You are a 17-year old boy/girl from Kanto who moved to Lysergo with your scientist father. Today is the day you arrive. How will your story go?
MAIN CHARACTERS:
The male/female MC's. They represent YOU!
Yrag comes from a family of garbage collectors. However, undaunted by his eventual fate to pick up diapers in the dump, he decided to become a Pokemon master. He has a love/hate relationship with the main character, regardless of gender.
[IMAGE MISSING]
Professor Canada is from Canada and he is not your buddy, guy. He doesn't know what this Pokemon trend is all aboot, but a job is a job, eh?
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
!~GYM LEADERS:~!
(gem reedurs below)
Dick
The FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dragon-Type
Dick used to be a football coach until he decided to live up to his name in the Pokemon League. He thrives on the butthurt of others to live, so he uses Dragon-type Pokemon and beginning Trainers to accomodate said lifestyle. His favorite food is grapes.
Bowie
The... the... Uh...
Normal-Type
Well, you see... Bowie is... normal? I guess? Ummmm... Well, she has a nice... Uhhh...I just... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chunkster
The Stoned Pokemon Pal!
Rock-Type
A rather large Pokemon Breeder who loves to eat and smoke Oddish. Some speculate he may secretely deal Oddish leaves and Gloom saliva in his spare time, though all complaints sent to the League have been returned with a "no comment".
Dennis
The Human Lobster!
Water-Type
Dennis is a very famous singer from the band "The Human Lobsters". They tour everywhere in the Lysergo Region, spreading their music to all ears... whether they want it or not!! Their songs are mostly played at Poke Marts these days. When he is not singing or Pokemon battling, he is awfully quiet. Can be very passionate with his interests.
Jace
The Mind Sculptor!
Psychic-Type
Notorious for cheating, it's a wonder he's still a Gym Leader. He often Brainstorms ideas before battles using the information he's gathered about his opponent, and by the time they face him, their Fates are Sealed.
His most well-known cheat, though, is his liberal use of Full Restores.
"Busty"
The Phantom Sucker!
Ghost-Type
Her real name is Buster, but she considers that too masculine so she goes by Busty. She is well-known throughout the Lysergo Region for the size and power of her ghost sucking vacuum, which she uses in lieu of Pokeballs to capture Ghost-types. She is somewhat ditzy.
Frecyo
The Rock Hard Woodsman!
Grass-Type
Frecyo is obsessed with chopping wood - whether it's his own wood or the wood of others. Some read his sign and mistake him for a Rock-type gym leader, but the "rock-hard" part of his title comes from the hardness of a certain muscle... his abs!
Schantelle
The dsdjasdasdasjkljworiwf
Flying-Type
A very powerful Trainer from a far-away land, Schantelle does not speak English. Her actions are very spontanious and sometimes physically impossible. Rumor has it that she built Pinyville in two days, was enraged, and pelvic-thrusted everything into what it is today! Schantelle acts very childish and rebellious.
TEAM SMURFPOT
Team Smurfpot was founded by Admin Billyjoebobjohn (or Henry for short), who thinks doing illegal things makes one "cool". He set up a massive drug trade empire in the Lysergo region, as well as hiring out hitmen and creating an army of grunts to do his dirty work for him. When he was informed that all cool kids own legendaries, he decided to capture the BEST LEGENDARY EVER.
For some unknown reason, all the male Smurfpot Grunts are named Stevwe.
!~POKEMON~!
HOW WE MAKE OUR MASTERPIECE
One person makes the designs of the Pokemon, another person takes their design and butchers it to China, and someone ELSE tries to interpret what the hell the first person was making only using the second guy's picture as reference to make the back sprites. Clearly, a one-way ticket to perfection of crap.
What we would -LIKE- would be some "good" pokemon ideas or concept combinations. They can be as awesome or as silly as you want; if you look at the example sprites, you can see they'll all just be churned to look like a horrible lab experiment anyway.
(da cookie mans are below)
We are actually serious about getting this done, so don't think this whole thread is a joke!)
begginging
WARNING: We are making this game to be as ironically retarded as humanly possible; this thread may or may not be filled to the brim with horrific sprites, pop culture references out the wazoo, and obscene amounts of brown. If you are serious business, pregnant, or under the age of T, leave now or forever hold your peace. You may now kiss the bride.
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
STORY
Until 6 months ago, the Lysergo Region wasn't charted on any map. It was discovered only recently by scientists in the Sevii Triangle, near the islands south of Kanto. The island was barren of human life but a paradise of new Pokemon species.
However, evidence suggests --i am going to eat a burrito i am hungry-- that a tribe of primitive humans used to call Lysergo their home. Cave paintings and Apricorn gardens and even hillside carvings made the researchers dig deeper into the former human population of the island.
The legends written on the cave walls tell of a single Pokemon who used mist to keep the island hidden from prying eyes. However, when a team of troublemakers learns of the power of the Pokemon, they decide to search for it themselves...
You are a 17-year old boy/girl from Kanto who moved to Lysergo with your scientist father. Today is the day you arrive. How will your story go?
MAIN CHARACTERS:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/malemc-1.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/femalemc-1.png)
The male/female MC's. They represent YOU!
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/yrag.png)
Yrag comes from a family of garbage collectors. However, undaunted by his eventual fate to pick up diapers in the dump, he decided to become a Pokemon master. He has a love/hate relationship with the main character, regardless of gender.
[IMAGE MISSING]
Professor Canada is from Canada and he is not your buddy, guy. He doesn't know what this Pokemon trend is all aboot, but a job is a job, eh?
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
!~GYM LEADERS:~!
(gem reedurs below)
Spoiler:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/dick.png)
Dick
The FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dragon-Type
Dick used to be a football coach until he decided to live up to his name in the Pokemon League. He thrives on the butthurt of others to live, so he uses Dragon-type Pokemon and beginning Trainers to accomodate said lifestyle. His favorite food is grapes.
Bowie
The... the... Uh...
Normal-Type
Well, you see... Bowie is... normal? I guess? Ummmm... Well, she has a nice... Uhhh...I just... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chunkster
The Stoned Pokemon Pal!
Rock-Type
A rather large Pokemon Breeder who loves to eat and smoke Oddish. Some speculate he may secretely deal Oddish leaves and Gloom saliva in his spare time, though all complaints sent to the League have been returned with a "no comment".
Dennis
The Human Lobster!
Water-Type
Dennis is a very famous singer from the band "The Human Lobsters". They tour everywhere in the Lysergo Region, spreading their music to all ears... whether they want it or not!! Their songs are mostly played at Poke Marts these days. When he is not singing or Pokemon battling, he is awfully quiet. Can be very passionate with his interests.
Jace
The Mind Sculptor!
Psychic-Type
Notorious for cheating, it's a wonder he's still a Gym Leader. He often Brainstorms ideas before battles using the information he's gathered about his opponent, and by the time they face him, their Fates are Sealed.
His most well-known cheat, though, is his liberal use of Full Restores.
"Busty"
The Phantom Sucker!
Ghost-Type
Her real name is Buster, but she considers that too masculine so she goes by Busty. She is well-known throughout the Lysergo Region for the size and power of her ghost sucking vacuum, which she uses in lieu of Pokeballs to capture Ghost-types. She is somewhat ditzy.
Frecyo
The Rock Hard Woodsman!
Grass-Type
Frecyo is obsessed with chopping wood - whether it's his own wood or the wood of others. Some read his sign and mistake him for a Rock-type gym leader, but the "rock-hard" part of his title comes from the hardness of a certain muscle... his abs!
Schantelle
The dsdjasdasdasjkljworiwf
Flying-Type
A very powerful Trainer from a far-away land, Schantelle does not speak English. Her actions are very spontanious and sometimes physically impossible. Rumor has it that she built Pinyville in two days, was enraged, and pelvic-thrusted everything into what it is today! Schantelle acts very childish and rebellious.
TEAM SMURFPOT
Team Smurfpot was founded by Admin Billyjoebobjohn (or Henry for short), who thinks doing illegal things makes one "cool". He set up a massive drug trade empire in the Lysergo region, as well as hiring out hitmen and creating an army of grunts to do his dirty work for him. When he was informed that all cool kids own legendaries, he decided to capture the BEST LEGENDARY EVER.
For some unknown reason, all the male Smurfpot Grunts are named Stevwe.
!~POKEMON~!
HOW WE MAKE OUR MASTERPIECE
One person makes the designs of the Pokemon, another person takes their design and butchers it to China, and someone ELSE tries to interpret what the hell the first person was making only using the second guy's picture as reference to make the back sprites. Clearly, a one-way ticket to perfection of crap.
What we would -LIKE- would be some "good" pokemon ideas or concept combinations. They can be as awesome or as silly as you want; if you look at the example sprites, you can see they'll all just be churned to look like a horrible lab experiment anyway.
(da cookie mans are below)
Spoiler:
001
Shurts
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Classification: Shorts Pokemon
Dex Entry: One day a youngster got so obsessed with shorts that he turned into a plant. Yeah, I don't know either.
002
Pantser
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Classification: Pants Pokemon
Dex Entry: When SHURTS evolves, it steals a pair of pants from a nearby human. The bigger their pair of pants, the stronger PANTSER are.
003
Rosmina
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Classification: Hot-Blooded Pokemon
Dex Entry: ROSMINA IS GOING TO MESS WITH YOUR ROOM. ALL OF IT. AND THEN RIDE TO WORK BY FLINGING A TREE INTO THE AIR AND RIDING IT TO WORK! YEAH!!!!
004
Beefeld
Type: Fire/Bug
Ability: Blaze
Classification: Fire Bee Pokemon
Dex Entry: This Pokemon is the bzzzzzzzzzzz's knzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, but that's none of your bzzzzzzzzzzness!!! SO BZZZZZZZZZZZ OFF
005
Jerrfyre
Type: Fire/Bug
Ability: Blaze
Classification: Sitcom Pokemon
Dex Entry: When BEEFELD have the unfortunate time to set aflame, they evolve! This Pokemon is always wrathing in pain, always. How it fights, I'll never know.
006
Seinbzzz
Type: Fire/Bug
Ability: Blaze
Classification: Seinfeld Pokemon
Dex Entry: When Jerry Seinfeld birthed this monstrosity, he tried to purge it with fire. It didn't work very well.
007
Shellfist
Type: Water/Fighting
Ability: Torrent
Classification: Fist Pokemon
Dex Entry: Unbeknownst to the trainer, SHELLFIST is actually the trainer's fist. Yes, you used to have more than two hands. Freak.
008
Scalopunch
Type: Water/Fighting
Ability: Torrent
Classification: Fist Pokemon
Dex Entry: To attract SCALOPUNCH, dangle a CLOYSTER at the end of your fishing rod. SCALOPUNCH eat each other to show future mates that they are awesome.
009
Barnafduq
Type: Water/Fighting
Ability: Torrent
Classification: Bird Pokemno
Dex Entry: BARNAFDUQ form when a SCALOPUNCH eats many of its kind. A BARNAFDUQ alone is able to mate with twenty seven CLOYSTER before eating them.
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/001shurts-1.png)
Shurts
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Classification: Shorts Pokemon
Dex Entry: One day a youngster got so obsessed with shorts that he turned into a plant. Yeah, I don't know either.
002
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/002pantser.png)
Pantser
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Classification: Pants Pokemon
Dex Entry: When SHURTS evolves, it steals a pair of pants from a nearby human. The bigger their pair of pants, the stronger PANTSER are.
003
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/003rosmina.png)
Rosmina
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Classification: Hot-Blooded Pokemon
Dex Entry: ROSMINA IS GOING TO MESS WITH YOUR ROOM. ALL OF IT. AND THEN RIDE TO WORK BY FLINGING A TREE INTO THE AIR AND RIDING IT TO WORK! YEAH!!!!
004
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/004beefeld.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/004beefeldback.png)
Beefeld
Type: Fire/Bug
Ability: Blaze
Classification: Fire Bee Pokemon
Dex Entry: This Pokemon is the bzzzzzzzzzzz's knzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, but that's none of your bzzzzzzzzzzness!!! SO BZZZZZZZZZZZ OFF
005
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/005jerrfyre.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i.imgur.com/mZ4JY.png)
Jerrfyre
Type: Fire/Bug
Ability: Blaze
Classification: Sitcom Pokemon
Dex Entry: When BEEFELD have the unfortunate time to set aflame, they evolve! This Pokemon is always wrathing in pain, always. How it fights, I'll never know.
006
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/006seinbzzz.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/006seinbzzzback.png)
Seinbzzz
Type: Fire/Bug
Ability: Blaze
Classification: Seinfeld Pokemon
Dex Entry: When Jerry Seinfeld birthed this monstrosity, he tried to purge it with fire. It didn't work very well.
007
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/007shellfist.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/007shellfistback.png)
Shellfist
Type: Water/Fighting
Ability: Torrent
Classification: Fist Pokemon
Dex Entry: Unbeknownst to the trainer, SHELLFIST is actually the trainer's fist. Yes, you used to have more than two hands. Freak.
008
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/008scalopunchx1.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/scalopunchback.png)
Scalopunch
Type: Water/Fighting
Ability: Torrent
Classification: Fist Pokemon
Dex Entry: To attract SCALOPUNCH, dangle a CLOYSTER at the end of your fishing rod. SCALOPUNCH eat each other to show future mates that they are awesome.
009
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/009barnafudq.png)
![[PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown [PokeCommunity.com] Pokemon CrapBrown](https://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af72/CrimsonHalls/009barnafduqback.png)
Barnafduq
Type: Water/Fighting
Ability: Torrent
Classification: Bird Pokemno
Dex Entry: BARNAFDUQ form when a SCALOPUNCH eats many of its kind. A BARNAFDUQ alone is able to mate with twenty seven CLOYSTER before eating them.