Pokemon Light White Platinum Ice/Water run

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blah blah blah LIGHT PLATINUM NUZLOCKE/ICE AND WATER MONOTYPE; CHRISTMAS STYLE

Some bad language read at own risk.

roolz

Spoiler:

Standard roolz HERP DERP
Can only use Ice and Water pokermawn
dont pee in the snow

NUMEROS UNO

Spoiler:

Let's get this SNOW on the road.

You're...hot? Warm? Not chrismasy enough :\

Yes, a grass type, which I do not want. Now get that thing away from me.

*****...You shoulda gone to Specsavers.

HO HO ****ING HOE.

That's kinky.

Sounds like a dream? But...there's no background music...

LEGENDARY POKEMON STARING CONTEST SHOWDOWN OH YEAH!

Hey...Hey you can't make noises to throw them off! That's cheating!

That doesn't mean you should fi...Oh...Eww.

That or I'm watching a Pokemon Hentai.

OBLIGATORY POTION GE--
There's no Potion.
No.
****ing.
[big][big][big]POTION.[/big][/big][/big]

Well I'd be able to check on my laptop over there if I hadn't smashed it to tiny pieces.

Horny?

Ah.

So...you don't want me to get any closer?

Rejection Count: 1

OHSHITIT'S****INGFREEZING

WHERE THE **** DID YOU COME FROM!?
...Egypt? Nice.

No, this is Patrick.

Wants ****ed?

Ah.

But...but that's a girl's name. Why do you have a girl's name?

Huh? WAIT NO I'M NOT READY!

**** COME BACK I FELL OFF!

Wait how did I get here?

So we're all gonna have an orgy? Awesome, this is just like my dream only with people!

...Rejection Count: 2

IT IS IMPORTANT SO THEREFORE IT MUST BE DESTROYED.

Oh because Water is Super Effective against Rock. You are a very funny...Man? Girl? Leprechaun?

"...RAPE YOU!"

OKAY OKAY GOSH WHAT'S THE RUSH?

I CHOOSE YOU!