Ok, I've started it up, and the Start Menu is a picture of a Chimchar looking like a zombie while having its arms on a Ruby, while a Turtwig is crying in the background.
NEW GAME!
Thanks!
This is the portal that leads to the word inhabited only by Pokemon.
By the way, the 'portal' is apparently a black screen with these words on it.
Beyond this gateway, many new adventures and fresh experiences await your arrival!
This all sounds so wrong.
So, they're saying that this will be completely different from the First Mystery Dungeon?
Before you depart for adventure, you must answer some questions.
Interrogations are fun!
Be truthful when you answer them!
Shoot, they read my mind >.<
No.
Then…let the questions begin!
Suddenly, the black screen turns into a wavy screen full of funky colors that could NEVER cause a seizure.
Your friend is crying right in front of you! What made that happen?
Hmm….Maybe he lost his parents? Economy issues? Death of close relative?
*Answers* Someone bullied my friend!, My friend fell down, no doubt!, I wonder if it's my fault?
The only realistic answer here is the third one *for me, at least* No one bullies my friends. I'd beat the hell out of the bullies. If my friend fell down, he'd get up.
I pick the third option.
You muster your courage and go to a graveyard at night…and see a woman soaked to the skin just standing there! What do you do?
Your mom.
But seriously,
1. This happens to me all the time!
2. Why was she soaked all over?
3. o.o
Answers: Run away at full speed!, So what? It's just a lady., Drop down and play dead!
Yeah, because helping the lady is never a good option.
Since helping isn't an option, I pick the second option.
Do you think that you might be a genius?
Egos are found in everyone, everywhere in the world.
Answers: Certainly!, Well, not really…
Yeah, just saying no isn't sufficient.
I'm going to mess around. First Option.
Do you change the channels often while watching TV?
Is it any of your business?
Answers: Yes or No
No.
You're in class when you realize that you really have to go to the restroom! What do you do?
Answers:
Ask for permission to leave,
Sneak out.
Hold on until class ends!
Second option.
Do you have lots of stuff you bought, thinking it was all cool, but don't use anymore?
Yes or no.
Yep.
You've just stuffed yourself with a good meal when a great dessert arrives. What do you do?
Puke it all up and eat the dessert.
Answers: Eat it.
Turn it down.
Yum! I love dessert the most! *music note here*
Second.
Have you ever wanted to communicate with aliens from another planet?
Sure, I'd love to have them kill me!
Yes or No
Yes.
Hm…I have to think about this!
Male.
And now your aura will be analyzed.
-.-
Your aura is the energy that you radiate!
Should I be excited or disturbed by that?
No.
And now press your fingertip gently on the Touch Screen.
No.
That's right…stay perfectly still…take a deep breath…and now exhale…
Then the screen glows white, and then…
OMG here it comes!
Wut?
Thank you for answering all those questions.
You're quite welcome.
You seem to be…the naive type! You're so open and innocent!
So you'd think…
What a strong sense of curiosity you have! And you state your opinions purely, sharing exactly what you think.
I may be curious, but you're wrong about that second statement.
You also have an artistic spirit that isn't restrained by social conventions! You startle people with spontaneity and vision
Liars!
But when you overdo it, other people can have a hard time keeping up with you…
O.O
Have you noticed people looking at you oddly?
What? I didn't mean for the firecrackers to go off while attached to the dog! I was told they were defused!
So, a naive, innocent person like you…
Should be a Shaymin!
…….
Why?
