Post your favorite Mad Libs!

[Pluslechu]

Do you play mad libs? If you have a book of madlibs handy, you can post some here! Remember to type the words you filled in in CAPITALS.

Here's mine:

Dear Santa

My name is ASH KETCHUM, and all year I have been a very, very good PONY. I have been CUTE at school, and when my teacher asked me to BRUSH the blackboard, I just said, "EEE!" I have not PETTED or PLAYED. Not even once. And I have helped a lot of old DOLLIES cross the street. Because I have been so PRETTY, I am sure you are going to bing me a new SKIRT with LOVELY wheels. I would also like to have a JUMP-ROPE raquet. And a secret microphone so I can spy on BROCK and learn all of his HUGGABLE secrets. Well, Santa, I know you will put all of these SWEET presents in my PANTS on Christmas. Or else I will have been good for nothing.

lol, that's my favorite.....

 

[Jess]

Ya here is a short one :

The Nightmare:

I once had a nightmare about fish. The fish were very scary. They were screaming about fishfood ! The nightmare was so boring that I died.

XD! This was in "Short Mad Libs #6" , on page 8.

*Note the words underlined are the words I filled in.

 

[Reptar]

Here's one:

A Quiz to Take Before Leaving Home

1. Have you filled you car with CAFFINE?
2. Do you have reservations for your room at the CABINET?
3. Are you taking your pet WOLF in the car? If so, have you plenty of WOLF chow for him?
4. Did you remember to pack all of your toilet articles. such as your FOOT brush, and your EAR paste and your STINKY lotion?
5. Did you bring your tennis balls, your SOCCER racket, and those GIGANTIC athletic shoes?
6. Have you got a map that shows all of the LUMINOUS roads and the places that serve TOMATOES and have nice, clean, UGLY rooms?
7. Did you remember to bring you QUEBEC traveler's checks and plenty of money in small CATS?
8. Did you remember to turn off the SANDBOX and the CHAIR in the house?
If you answered "MEEP!" to these questions, you can leave at once.