reviewing every pokemon in 10 words or less

[TepigLover101]

Ok so originally this post was gonna be ranking every starter pokemon but I got bored quickly so instead I'm gonna review every starter pokemon in 10 words or less this includes the evolutions this is all for fun
(edit there was a typo this is all pokemon starters not all pokemon Sorry!)

Charmander: iz a dragon run awaaay
bulbasaur: Hey mom what is a bulbasaur?
squirtle: The turtle pokemon Has a gun RUNNN

cyndaquil: Pls dont touch me with your Fireeeee
chikorita: Haha leaf go bleer
totodile: *Flashbacks of totodile dancing ensue*

Mudkip: Mud
Mudkip 2: Kip
torchic: KFC anyone?
treecko: Let me think of something interesting to write about Treecko

Chimchar: a wild Bootleg charmander has appeared
Turtwig: Thank You arestortle for I have been blessed
piplup: Hey my names Piplup I'm a giant douche bag

Tepig: All hail our lord and savior
Oshawott: kill them with your shell
Snivy: I'm gonna wink at you and the You'll love me

Fennekin; Haha Fox go vroom
Froakie: ribbit
Chespin: Why does no one love me?

Litten: Meow pet me you dingus
Rowlet: I'm sorry
popplio: Useee Bubble beam

Scorbunny : Idk anymore
Sobble: *Insert surprised pikachu face here*
grookey: haha I'm just donkey kong but smol

right that took longer then expected so I'm gonna try to finish it later lol consider this part 1

 

[pkmin3033]

Sounds like a lot of work that's not worth it.


nailed it

 

[Roaming Emboar]

Intriguing.