Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

[Alice]

Let's play Rock Paper Scissors, shall we? Only this time, let's try and get as creative as possible in which items we use to beat the other person.

Example:
Person 1: Rock!
Person 2: Pickaxe breaks your rock.
Person 3: Lava melts your pickaxe.
Person 4: Water cools your lava.
Person 5: Sponge soaks up your water.
(Apparently I have minecraft on the brain. >.>)

Anyway... you get the idea. You can pick any item/person/creature/etc you want, as long as you can give some sort of explanation of how it beats the last person's choice.


I'll start off simple with: Paper.

 

[Adam Levine]

Lizard eats paper. Big Bang Theory^

 

[Alice]

A Robotic Fly electrocutes your lizard when it gets eaten.

 

[Shining Raichu]

A magnet demobilises your electric fly

 

[Alice]

A lion eats your magnet, and then becomes very "attractive."

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Fluttershy safely strangles your lion.

 

[Joshawott]

Ridley grabs Fluttershy and then eats her.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Rainbow Dash gives a Sonic Rainboom on Ridley, saving Fluttershy and killing Ridley again.

 

[TY]

A Mammoth MK II crushes Rainbow Dash under one of its legs...

 

[Adam Levine]

Dragon incinerates Mammoth MK II. Hee hee.

 

[TY]

A Devil's Tongue roasts your dragon mehehe

 

[Adam Levine]

Knife cuts the Devil's Tongue. That's gotta hurt!

 

[TY]

Knife cuts the Devil's Tongue. That's gotta hurt!

How can a knife hurt a machine xD...

Anyways, Sword breaks the knife...

 

[Joshawott]

Link snaps the sword in half.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Navi annoys Link so much that he goes insane, thus committing suicide.

 

[TY]

Kane kills Navi with his most powerful weapon... his arm...

 

[Unknown#]

Chuck Norris kills Kane. By looking at him.

 

[TY]

Skyla kills Chuck Norris just only being there...

 

[Adam Levine]

Rock comes down to Skyla and crushes her. She bleeds after.
Now let the game begin(again)!

 

[Turn-it]

Erosion beats rock with years and years and years of time!