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[President Showaddywaddy]

Hello there, I don't know if you have ever seen Mock the Week on BBC2, but it's a funny show. And it's last round has given me an idea. Basically, I'll put up a topic, and then you guys come up with a funny answer. Here's an example.


'What the Queen didn't say in her Christmas message.'

'It's been good to spend some time with my family, and Harry.'


OK, good. This weeks topic is...

'The worst thing to hear on holiday(or vacation to the Americans)'

Here's mine

'Welcome to Butlins!'

Ooh ooh ooh, got another one

'This is the captain speaking. We are out at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.'

 

[President Showaddywaddy]

I've got another one

*on a plane*'The only thing less likely than surviving crashing into the sea, is the coastgaurd hearing the whistles on your lifejackets'