Strange greeting cards

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare

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Aug 27, 2005

I had an idea to make a thread for strange greeting card messages. It started after I saw this one:

Cover: *picture of a cat*

Inside:
I felt a bump on my tire
I thought I had a flat
When I looked down
I saw your cat
Sorry...

I know that there are alot out there, and some people (like me) wanna hear them. Just post the strangest messages you find in cards. It's so easy, I could do it!

Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare

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