The Nightclub.... based on Kiri's Nightclub

Gohan

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    So yeah, the title says it all. This is the nigtclub, pretty much Kiri's idea. If you want to check out the old one, use this link: https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=17140&page=1&pp=25&highlight=Nightclub

    So, the Nightclub is the main room, there's a karoake room, a dance floor (which is really in the main room), a place with room and beds for people who want to crash, and a restaurant. Not anymore YET. And I've wanted this to happen forever. Overall PokeCommunity was a better place when I was a newb.

    Eh, Rules. Pretty much the same as FTiP rules. Go ahead SpAm. Oh, and a bar is in the main room, you get any drink you want from there. And snacks.

    n00bs.... this is your place.

    And I'm also looking for someone to bartend. Nothing else.

    And I SUGGEST that you check out the old thread.
    Now all of you be good little minio-eruhem. Kitties. All of you be good little kitties and we might get a Go-Kart Track.

    And I? I shall be your hostess!

    Seriously, check out the old thread.
     
    Hey! A kitty!
    *hands drink*
    As for me....
    *takes a SMALL glass of Vodka*
    Uherhem, I did say it was a bar.
    *chugs*
    Now we should hear someone sing karoake for us. No takers? Okay I'll do it.
    *sings 'I just Wanna Live'*
    I just wanna live, don't really care abou--
    *brick'd*
    Hey I'm not that bad. Only about every note was off tune.
    More vodka!

    Seriously, you MUST check out the old thread!
     
    I will after I sing. Erhem: "Here I am, once again, I'm tore into pieces, blah,blah, Behind those Hazel eyes"

    Hey, the old thread is not bad.
     
    Yup, I know! Of course it has 53 pages and it's hard to force yourself to go through that many pages.
    Just a nice place to get to know the community and the people in it.
    Come'n they had a Go-Kart track.
    You know what'll make it good? If we get Ningi's_Worst_Nightmare over here. Then he can make it fun. He used to be 1313666 if you didn't know.
     
    Gohan said:
    Yup, I know! Of course it has 53 pages and it's hard to force yourself to go through that many pages.
    Just a nice place to get to know the community and the people in it.
    Come'n they had a Go-Kart track.
    You know what'll make it good? If we get Ningi's_Worst_Nightmare over here. Then he can make it fun. He used to be 1313666 if you didn't know.
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    What's 1313666? A song? :confused:
     
    Hey! What are you doing building right opposite my inn? You are stealing all my customers. Oh well, This is for rowdy people! More civilized people can go to my inn. Ok problem solved. Mmm...Can i have a vodka martini?
     
    Vodka martini? Okay. *hands*
    Eh, sorry about that, this is a place for more violent people who stay up late in the night.
    And now. If you guys aren't good kitties....
    *pulls out a giant sludgehammer with a really pointy, point even though it's supposed to be flattish*
    Me and some friends were shooting spitballs during study hall today. And it was fun.
     
    Some Chinese dude: Ching Chong. What is thees Pina Colada you speak of?
    You guys: What the heck?! Where's our hostess?!
    Chinese Dude: She Reetired.
    From an un-suspecting closet: HELL NO! He gagged me and threw me in the closet!
    Chinese Dude: Ching Chong. No.
    You guys: *opens closet to find me, the hostess, tied up*
    Me: Stop right there Avian! I have unfinished business with you!
    *the clothes suddenly become Gis from DBZ*
    Me: Mwahahahaaa! You must... PERISH!
    Avian: Noooooo-o-o-oooo!
    Me: But before you go... here's a cookie!
    *throws out*
    --------------------
    Now that's what we need people! And no, I do not know a Chinese dude named Avian. No offense to Chinese people.
     
    Gohan said:
    Some Chinese dude: Ching Chong. What is thees Pina Colada you speak of?
    You guys: What the heck?! Where's our hostess?!
    Chinese Dude: She Reetired.
    From an un-suspecting closet: HELL NO! He gagged me and threw me in the closet!
    Chinese Dude: Ching Chong. No.
    You guys: *opens closet to find me, the hostess, tied up*
    Me: Stop right there Avian! I have unfinished business with you!
    *the clothes suddenly become Gis from DBZ*
    Me: Mwahahahaaa! You must... PERISH!
    Avian: Noooooo-o-o-oooo!
    Me: But before you go... here's a cookie!
    *throws out*
    --------------------
    Now that's what we need people! And no, I do not know a Chinese dude named Avian. No offense to Chinese people.
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    Exqueze me son-Gohan but I just got to DANCE!!!! (*STARTS DANCING ALL DRUNK AND FALLS OFF A 50 FLOOR BUILDING*) UGH!!!!! :dead:
     
    I want to do Kareoke! Oh I know!

    There once was a man named gold roger who was king of the pirates.

    He had fame fortune and wealth ...... blah blah get to the singing

    Go! Gotta Go, Gotta Go!
    Heres how the story goes we find out
    Bout a treasure in the Grand Line theres no doubt
    the pirate whos eye is on it he'll see
    I'll be king of the pirates, hes gonna be king.

    Gotta Go gotta go!
    OOOOOO.. uhoh

    His name is Luffy....

    angry mob attacks and is tossing me around. I continue to sing

    thats a Monke D. luffy

    Hes made of rubber!

    How did that happen!

    YoHoHo he tooka bitea Gum-Gum

    (crowds starts stabbing me)

    Gotta go! Gotta Go!

    His names Zolo(zoro fans attack) hes just like a samuri

    and the L-A-D-Y Namis not shy

    Usopps doing his marksman thing(they all run off to get cans of gas)

    and Sanjis cooking for the would be king!

    (they begin to coat me in gas)

    Set sail for One Piece,

    Its the name of the treasture in the Grand line!

    Gotta Go! Gotta Go!

    Set sail for one Piece!(body imeadiately bursts into flames)
     
    Okay I'm back from the hospital. It's time for me to dance again. (*DANCES*)
     
    (while still on fire) now I'm going to sing ALL the dubbed anime theme songs inexistence!

    5 secs later

    ow

    5min later

    ow.... One pina coloda on the rocks.....
     
    *runs in chasing a Swampert* Swampy! Get back here! *Swampy orders a large beer* Oh, no you don't! *puts him in Pok?ball* Sorry about that. My Swampert saw the lights from the window of the inn nextdoor. Uh... bye. *runs out*
     
    Umm.... anything you want is one the menu. And that dub was slightly--only SLIGHTLY-- disturbing.... :dead:
    Okay! *hands the Swampert a beer before it's shoved back into the Pokeball*
    So, ... one Pina Coloda on the rocks? Okay....*hands to pika57*
    And for me....*pulls out a HUGE tankard scratch that--barrel of Vodka*
    Heehee.... It does not matter if the hostess gets drunk... does it? ...
    *chugs*
    Uhhhwauahasvab..... *falls over drunk*
    I hate you Avian! You're the stupidest funniest cheese-bunnie that everahafjl liek lived.... *ish liek obviously sFKWT@^34634964gn43
    ^36
    y#@
    t32
    t*
     
    I'm back and- O_o Is she dead? Oookaaay.... Well, since the inn's right across the street, I might as well come over here, too. Oh, sorry, but I took the beer away from my Swampert. My team has a strict no alcohol policy. That's why I left them at the inn. You guys don't serve Swalot's Poison here, right? I'm trying to break my addiction to it. Ok, well, even though this is a bar, do you serve Dr. Pepper here? If so, GIVE IT TO ME!!!! NOW!!! NOW YOU DEAD GIRL!!!! Woops, getting a little carried away. *pulls out a pistol- hey wait, where'd I get that?* Just give me the soda, and no one gets hurt.
     
    *enters* Hmm.....a club...not bad not bad...perhaps I can find some entertainment...
     
    Hmm... you'd think there's be parties at a nightclub. But no one's here. Oh well, time to start one! Woohooo!!!!!!! *rampages through with a ton of food and drinks and music*
     
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