The R & M TALKSHOW ~ Brought to you LIVE from Crystal Palace!

[FullmetalxFangirl]

Note: This talkshow was a weekly on one of my forums. It's pretty funny, and features numerous anime and game stars. The owners are my friends, whose names I can't reveal, but ... yeah. O.o Hosted by two of the characters from my fanfiction.

Sujio:
Welcome all to Rayne Black & Meena Diox's exclusive TALK SHOW!
Caitlin:
Here, Rayne and Meena will be interviewing some of the hottest stars of our generation (and not-so-hot ones O.o)!
Sujio:
*nods* That's right Caitlin, but first, here are the rules!


!Thread rules!

1.) Please keep any comments relevant to the thread. No talk about roleplaying or Batman or gourmet hamburgers. 'Kayz? 'Kayz. ^^

2.) Absoloutely NO FLAMING!

R & M'S talk show is powered by..

DUCK! (quack safe!)

NOTE: THESE CHARACTERS ARE COPYRIGHTED BY....

...... never mind.

Let the interviews begin!

Sujio:
Welcome all to the first interview of the night! I'm your co-host, Sujio!

Rayne:
And I'll be your host, Rayne Black.

Sujio:
Gawd, Rayne. Be a bit more optimistic.
*hits Rayne over the head*

Fangirls: OH. MY. GOD.
*sharpens pitchforks*

Sujio:
Hey! Who let those hooligans in?!
*Glares at Caitlin*

Rayne:
Can we please get back to business here?

Sujio:
Alrighty then.
*reads cue cards*
Please give a warm welcome to Sophia Esteed!

^ Sophia

Sophia:
*walks onto the stage and sits on the couch beside Rayne and Sujio*
Good evening!

Sujio: So, Sophia. Tell us a bit about yourself.

Sophia:
Well, as you may know, my name is Sophia Esteed-

Rayne:
*grunts and rolls eyes*
NAME THE OBVIOUS.

Sujio:
Shuddup j00 n00b.

Sophia:
*blinks*
Well, okay, anyway. I come out in the game Star Ocean 3: Till The End Of Time. I'm still waiting for the producers to put me in the other games like Final Fantasy and Devil May Cry.

Sujio:
Right... sure they will... ANYWAY, do you have a love life?

Sophia:
Is this question even important? I mean lik-

Rayne:
THASSIT BLONDIE YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
*grabs knife*

Sohpia:
*screams*
GUARDS, GUARDS!
WHERE ARE THE GUARDS?!

Sujio:
No-one can protect you from the wrath of... RAYNE THE FREAK!
*thunder*

Rayne:
HALF BREED YOU IDIOT!
*turns into an umbreon and attacks Sophia*

Sophia:
OH SHI-

{we interrupt your program for this breaking news}

News Lady: There has been several reports of an Umbreon rampaging through town with a brown haired girl, half dead on it's back. The police have been trying to catch this monster for 3 seconds - they have failed 20 times.

{We now return to your scheduled program}

Sujio: Well folks, looks like Rayne has finally lost it..
Seeing as Rayne has run off with the guest, I guess this is the end of our interview. Goodnight.

*Sujio walks off the stage*
*fangirls stampede to the dressing rooms and the audience hears objects being thrown about*

Sujio: GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU HOBOS! GO DRINK YOUR HOOCH SOMEWHERE ELSE!


*Sujio walks back up to the stage with the fangirls, tossing them back into the audience area*

AND STAY OUT!



Caitlin: WHEEEE! LOOK, a thread we interview cool people on! ^_^

Meena: That's nice ... I dont care ...

Caitlin: *sigh* YOU SHOULD CARE, YOU'RE HOSTING!!

Meena: I NEVER WANTED THIS DUMB JOB!!

Caitlin: I WILL ERASE YOUR EYE!! *holds eraser to Meena's character sheet*

Meena: Nuuu! >_< I'll do it ... *weak sigh and glares*

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Meena: *dull voice* Introducing ... *reads on, voice brightens*
ALBEL NOX!!

Albel Nox: Where am I..?

Meena: ^_^ So ALBEL ... what do you think of pre-planned weddings?

Albel Nox: . . .

Meena: Roses or pansies?

Albel Nox: . . .

Meena: Got a girlfriend..?

Albel Nox: . . .

Meena: GOD **** YOU, TALK!!

Albel Nox: No..?

-FANGIRLS SCREAM HERE-

Meena: Okay ... back to the subject ... *reads sheet in front of her* Doo...do...you h-have...any....pl..plans! That's it, PLANS for the future?

Albel Nox: No, not really, although I was planning on killing everyone here then going back to hunt down that faggot Liengod boy...

Meena: ... Didn't you kill him?

Albel Nox: NO I DID NOT!!

Meena: Oh ... Why are you so emo?

Albel Nox: *draws katana* I'LL SHOW YOU EMO YOU BI- (BEEP)

--Sadly this show was cancled for obvious reasons ... We now have an ad break!!--

--THE SHOW RETURNS--

-Meena crawling to safety behind a chair while Albel destroys the studio-

Albel Nox: *laughs evilly then is dragged out by security guards* YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF -muffled-

Caitlin: ALBEL~ T_T





Sujio:
And now for another interview!

Rayne:
This time, it's Roy Mus-

Sujio:
HOLY SHNIZIT ROY MUSTAAAANNGG ~

Rayne:
What's so **** good about Roy? I mean, come on, the 'FLAME ALCHEMIST'?

Sujio:
RAYNE YOU BASTARD I HATE YOU!
I'M GUNNA GET ANOTHER CHARACTER AND I'M GUNNA KILL YOU OFF!!
*punches Rayne*

Rayne:
x_x

Fangirls:
That Bi---!

Roy:
*enters with doggy*

Rayne:
He brang along a dog... >_>

Sujio:
ROY MUSTANG EVERYONE!! =DD

Roy:
Glad to be here.
*grins*

Roy fangirls:
<33

Sujio:
So Roy, whats with your title the 'Flame Alchemist'?

Roy:
Well, you see-

Roy Fangirls:
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY HAWT!!

Rayne Fangirls:
NO, RAYNE IS HAWT-ER!!

*the war of the fangirls*

Sujio:
*looks around*
Hey, where's Rayne gone?

Rayne:
*sobs in corner*
You didn't even let me ask my questions!!
T__T

Sujio:
RAYNE YOU CRYBABY!
*kicks Rayne in the head*

Rayne:
*dies*

Sujio:
>3
Hey Roy, could you blow Albel Nox up for me? He destroyed the studio last time.

Roy:
Sure thing!
*goes to kill Albel*

Sujio:
And that's it for me, folks!
*waves as the fangirls continue to have a war*



Caitlin: MEENA, IF YOU DON'T DO THIS INTERVIEW, I WILL!!

Meena: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! I HAVE MY CHARACTER SHEET!! *holds up peice of paper*

Caitlin: NOOOOOO *sob* Well then ... umm, I'll erase houndoom!

Meena: *says slowly* I care why?

Caitlin: YOU FIEND!! O_O


-Caitlin runs off screaming and the audience hears the screaming fade as a figure falls down a cliff-

Meena: Idiot ... *throws blank peice of paper away* I'm so cunning ... >:3

Meena reads her cue cards and blinks "What the-!! I AM SO NOT INTERVIEWING-"

Tom Cruise walks in waving with a cheesy smile on his face.

Meena throws Tom Cruise off a cliff then calls in...
EDWARD ELRIC!!

Ed: *walks in holding a large pillow under his arm*

Meena: *gives the best fake nice smile she can and points to a chair beside her* Take a seat, Ed.

Ed: Thanks, umm ... *puts pillow on the seat then climbs up*

-EVIL LAUGHTER IN THE BACKGROUND-

Meena: *turns and looks behind her at the backstage crew* ALBEL, PUT TIMOTHY DOWN NOW!!

Ed: Umm, okay ... O.o

Meena: *grabs cue cards* Okay, first question. How do you feel about your deformity?"

Ed: *blinks* Deformity?

Meena: Being short ..?

Ed: *glares and stands on chair and points at Meena, hand shaking* SHORT? SHORT?! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? A LAWN GNOME!? I'LL TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A BASEBALL!!

Meena: *stands* Bring it!

Ed: *makes a ladder apper and climbs up pointing directly at Meena* DIIIEEEE~

Meena: *yawns and kicks the ladder down* Calm down shirmp.

Ed: *gets back up* SHRIMP?! **** YOU TALL PEOPLE AND YOUR SICKY SICK TALLNESS!! *runs off*

Meena: *sighs* What, I tried!!

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Caitlin: *watches the ratings fall* MEENA ,YOU SUCK!!

Sujio: NOOOOOOO ED!!! ED! T_T

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[*~Ashley~*]

I'm not really sure where to move this thread, but I do know it doesn't belong in Other Chat since it is a creative writing-type thread and involves other anime and game characters. It's been suggested to me that Funtime would be a good bet because it's a member-interactive thread, so I'll try there. Sorry if I'm completely off though. ^^;;

*moved*