The Subtitles Game

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Welcome to... The Subtitle Game

Simple Rules:

Thread reaches a new page (eg: page 2) the next poster will post an image.
The images can not be the same as the last 5.
He/She refers to the image posted and makes a subtitle for it
Then once again; thread reaches a new page (eg: page 3) the next poster will post an image and the loop starts all over again.

Note:
Please do not post any images that contain adult content.
TRY as hard as you can to make it funny.

Simple really...

Ok I'll start it off with this image, take it as an example too.


image link: https://www.kacieskrusade.org/images/day20.jpg

Officer: I'm sorry sir but your going to place you under arrest.

Dude: Err... for what?

Officer: Witnesses have been saying that you have been vandalizing windows in this area.

Dude: No... No i have not been officer...

Officer: Well, look behind you.

Computer Screen Shows: (Blue Screen of Death) An exception 06 has occured at 0028:C11B3ADC...

...It may be possible to continue normally...."

Dude: Oh...

(hopefully you can come up with something better)

 

[Mitchman]

Intresting concept very intresting. I actually like it hopefully it isnt to spammy and closes. So i go first:
Officer: Sir you are under arrest for 5 different reasons
Sir:What are they oh lawful one?
Officer:1 you live in a hospital which isnt allowed!
Sir: I know but where am i to go?
Officer: 2 you really are fugly
Sir: That aint fair!
Officer: It is a new fugly law so take it! 3 you really are a pig
Sir: I havent cleaned up lately im so sorry..
Officer: 4 the legal marijuana gone missing and you sure as hell smell like it
Sir: That i cannot deny. It was the best stuff ever.
Officer: And 5 the nures consider you a predator!
Sir: Ok fine you caught me take me away
Down at the station: Lol man that wa so fun. You want to cause commotion and news rumors at the local morgue? Yeah why not!

I know a bit weak but funny none the less.