The Gaurdian
a change in your demeanour.
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- Seen Sep 26, 2010
This is a list of THOSE questions that every one ever really thinks about… until now.
1. Can you cry under water?
2. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
3. Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
4. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
5. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
6. Why are we "head over heels" when we're happy, isn't that the way we normally are?
7. Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?
8. Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
9. Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?
10. If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
12. Do penguins have knees?
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
14. Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it is coming on?
15. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
16. When bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets?
17. Why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours?
18. If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
19. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
20. Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?
21. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
22. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
23. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
24. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
25. Why is a boxing ring square?
26. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
27. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
28. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
29. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
30. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
31. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
32. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
33. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
34. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
35. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
36. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
37. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
38. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
39. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
40. What do people in China call their good plates?
41. What do you call a male ladybug?
42. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
43. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
44. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
45. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
46. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
47. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
48. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
49. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
50. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
51. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
52. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
53. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
54. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
55. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
56. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
57. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
58. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
59. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
60. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
61. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
62. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
63. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
64. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
1. Can you cry under water?
2. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
3. Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
4. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
5. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
6. Why are we "head over heels" when we're happy, isn't that the way we normally are?
7. Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?
8. Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
9. Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?
10. If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
12. Do penguins have knees?
13. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
14. Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it is coming on?
15. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
16. When bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets?
17. Why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours?
18. If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
19. Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
20. Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?
21. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
22. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
23. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
24. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
25. Why is a boxing ring square?
26. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
27. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
28. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
29. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
30. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
31. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
32. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
33. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
34. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
35. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
36. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
37. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
38. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
39. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
40. What do people in China call their good plates?
41. What do you call a male ladybug?
42. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
43. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
44. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
45. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
46. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
47. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
48. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
49. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
50. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
51. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
52. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
53. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
54. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
55. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
56. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
57. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
58. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
59. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
60. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
61. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
62. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
63. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
64. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?