3rd Gen TOP 10 - Worst Pokémon

[Pixel LP]

10-Rattata
Rattata is not the worst pokémon, but she is freaking everywhere. Go here Rattata, go there Rattata, go anywhere, what do you know is a f**ing Rattata. You got Pokémon level 70? Rattata level 5 will still attack you. Suicidal B**ch.
*Ring ring* Stop calling me about your stupid Rattata!
9-Metapod
Why would you ever take metapod with you? It can only harden itself (just like my DI**).
Butterfree is nothing special, so why would you wait for it? Best moment is when you got your metapod vs another metapod and no other pokémon. God fu**ing damn!
8-Klefki
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? Key ring?? But... Butt... Why? What... Why would you...
It uses it keys to scare it's opponent? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!???? That's not scary! Also how can it freaking kill dragon?? Just how? Why?
7-Unown
You just play your Pokémon gold for a first time. You encounter new Pokémon you havent seen before. It's... WTF is that??? It doesn't look anything like other pokémon. You are supposed to make some kind of sentence... But why would you do that, that's not fun! I want to catch Pokémon mythical beasts and not freaking alphabet!
6-Jigglypuff
This guy... this guy is pure annoyance. He just sings his stupid anoying song... you pokémon is sleeping and free to hit. So you take another pokémon and what do you know, he is sleeping too. Just shut the hell up!
5-Zubat
This cave is freaking dark. Wait... what is that? You repel effect wore off... Oh s**t! Please no! No! Ok Zubat's let's talk about that ok? No no no no no nooooooooooooooooooo!
4-Garbodor
SRSLY?? You didn't... You couldn't... It's a trash Pokémon? Whaaaaaaaaaat? Why would you make Pokémon out of trash?? Ok Gamefreak Wtf are you doing??? You created MUK and now this??? We don't want to fight with trash. OK?
3-Stunfisk
Ok... This Pokémon is just(Vomiting all over the place) I'm ok... no really I am fine. But... What the hell is this? It looks like dead fish. It looks like it got squished by car. Holy mother of god... that is grose.
2-Magicarp
ME: Ok kid let's fight
Random kid: I'm gonna you Pokémon my dad gave me! *magicarp is out*
ME: SRSLY?
Random kid: What?
Me: Your dad hates you kid. *Walks away*
Magicarp seller: Wanna buy Magicarp? Just 500!
ME: F**k you!!
1-Vanillite
Ice-cream?? You know what? Fu*k this! I'm done. NOPE!

Hope you liked reading this. :D
Post your TOP 10 worst pokémon. Hope to read it.
PS-Its only my opinion! Don't get crazy if there is Pokémon you like.

 

[Sydian]

There's already a thread for this in Pokemon Voting Polls, a subforum of Pokemon General. But before I close this...

Oh s**t!

ME: F**k you!!

Please don't do that. Just let the censor catch you. Either type in the whole word so this ♥♥♥♥ happens, or just type all the letters with *'s if you don't like the default hearts that show up. Would hate for you to get in trouble for censor bypass.

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