UU Shoddy Battle: Your team has an Epic Win weakness.

[Glitter Stain]

Who is Zetsubou, you ask? I don't know. Just some random person off of Shoddy Battle. Let's get right into the battle.

Rules:
Evasion Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sleep Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause
Timed Battle

Mobile Tsk's Team:
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Zetsubou's Team:
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MobileTsk sent out Octillery.
Zetsubou sent out Persian.
Persian faked out the opponent.
Octillery lost 21% of its health.
Octillery failed at life and couldn't attack.

Yeah. I hate Fake Out.
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Persian seduced the opponent via hypnosis.
Octillery took a nap.
Octillery is lazy and too fat to move!

This sucks.
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Persian turned around like a dumb coward.
Octillery lost 25% of its health.
Zetsubou switched in Octillery.
Octillery is lazy and too fat to move!

I think I'm gonna lose at this point. It's not one-sided, but I'm being paranoid.
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MobileTsk switched in Steelix.
Octillery shot out a grassy bodily secretion with high energy.
Steelix lost 49% of its health.
Steelix ate old food and got healthier.
Steelix restored 6% of its health.

Steelix, hang in there! We've got a surprise for that Octillery!
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Octillery shot out a grassy bodily secretion with high energy.
Steelix lost 46% of its health.
Steelix exploded violently and caused Pokemon blood to scatter everywhere.
Octillery lost 100% of its health.
Zetsubou's Octillery fainted.
MobileTsk's Steelix fainted.

[5:5] Yes. Explosion. It was the only chance I had of getting rid of the Octillery. Finally something was KO'd.
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MobileTsk switched in Ampharos.
Zetsubou switched in Persian.
Persian faked out the opponent.
Ampharos lost 17% of its health.
Ampharos failed at life and couldn't attack.
Ampharos ate old food and got healthier.
Ampharos restored 6% of its health.

Fake Out is for fakers.
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Persian asked the opponent not to use any support moves.
Ampharos agreed not to use support moves.
Ampharos shot electricity out of its sexy body.
Persian lost 84% of its health.
Ampharos ate old food and got healthier.
Ampharos restored 6% of its health.

Yes! Use Taunt on my Special Sweeper!
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Persian turned around like a dumb coward.
Ampharos lost 20% of its health.
Zetsubou switched in Aggron.
Ampharos shot electricity out of its sexy body.
Aggron lost 70% of its health.
Ampharos ate old food and got healthier.
Ampharos restored 6% of its health.
Aggron ate old food and got healthier.
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

I hate U-Turn. Anyway, I wish I had stayed in the next round. Ampharos could easily have outrun Aggron and caused him to faint.
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MobileTsk switched in Octillery.
Aggron attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
Octillery lost 54% of its health.
MobileTsk's Octillery fainted.
Aggron ate old food and got healthier.
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

[4:5] Oh well... It's not over yet.
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MobileTsk switched in Hitmontop.
Zetsubou switched in Drifblim.
Hitmontop jabbed quickly and carelessly.
It doesn't affect Drifblim...

Yes, switch a Flying-type Pokemon without any good Flying-type moves into a Pokemon with Stone Edge.
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Drifblim shot a paralyzing thunder out of its body.
Hitmontop is stupid! It didn't even try to resist paralysis, so it may be unable to move!
Hitmontop attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
Score!
Drifblim lost 86% of its health.
Drifblim ate old food and got healthier.
Drifblim restored 6% of its health.

Please die, Drifblim.
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Zetsubou switched in Aggron.
Hitmontop attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
That sucked!
Aggron lost 10% of its health.
Aggron ate old food and got healthier.
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Switcher! Graaaah.
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Hitmontop jabbed quickly and carelessly.
Score!
Aggron lost 38% of its health.
Zetsubou's Aggron fainted.

[4:4] Score for Mach Punch! The match is looking pretty even about now.
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Zetsubou switched in Noctowl.
Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Hitmontop attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
Score!
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Get ready for this.
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Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Hitmontop attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
Score!
Right where it hurts!
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

This is what causes logs to be long.
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Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Hitmontop attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
Score!
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Die, you inferior being!
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Hitmontop is stupid! It can't move!
Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Die! Die! Die!
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Noctowl sacrificed the ability to fly in order to become healthier.
Noctowl restored 50% of its health.
Hitmontop risked defenses in order to use a powerful attack.
Score!
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Hitmontop's defense was lowered.
Hitmontop's special defense was lowered.
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Does this ever end?
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Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Hitmontop risked defenses in order to use a powerful attack.
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Hitmontop's defense was lowered.
Hitmontop's special defense was lowered.
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

That's quite enough. Stupid bird.
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Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Hitmontop risked defenses in order to use a powerful attack.
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Hitmontop's defense was lowered.
Hitmontop's special defense was lowered.
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Die! Why can't you just die?
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Noctowl is lazy and has to have a substitute fight for it.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Noctowl made the substitute!
Hitmontop risked defenses in order to use a powerful attack.
The substitute took damage for Noctowl!
Noctowl's substitute faded!
Hitmontop's defense was lowered.
Hitmontop's special defense was lowered.
Noctowl ate old food and got healthier.
Noctowl restored 6% of its health.

Close Combat isn't helping much, either, is it?
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Noctowl shaded the atmosphere to a dark tint.
Hitmontop lost 36% of its health.
Hitmontop risked defenses in order to use a powerful attack.
Noctowl lost 25% of its health.
Zetsubou's Noctowl fainted.
Hitmontop's defense was lowered.
Hitmontop's special defense was lowered.
Hitmontop ate old food and got healthier.
Hitmontop restored 6% of its health.

[4:3] Finally! It's about time!
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Zetsubou switched in Persian.
Persian faked out the opponent.
Hitmontop lost 58% of its health.
Hitmontop failed at life and couldn't attack.
Hitmontop ate old food and got healthier.
Hitmontop restored 6% of its health.

*cries*
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Hitmontop jabbed quickly and carelessly.
Score!
Persian lost 16% of its health.
Zetsubou's Persian fainted.
Hitmontop ate old food and got healthier.
Hitmontop restored 6% of its health.

[4:2] Yeah, what are you gonna do now? Your lead is gone.
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Zetsubou switched in Linoone.
Linoone attacked quickly and powerfully.
Hitmontop lost 24% of its health.
MobileTsk's Hitmontop fainted.

[3:2] Darn! You took my Hitmontop from me!
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MobileTsk switched in Bellossom.
Zetsubou switched in Drifblim.
Bellossom tricked the opponent into thinking it was tired.
Drifblim took a nap.
Drifblim ate old food and got healthier.
Drifblim restored 6% of its health.

Sweet dreams, Drifblim.
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Drifblim is lazy and too fat to move!
Bellossom used Unown's signature move.
Drifblim lost 23% of its health.
Drifblim ate old food and got healthier.
Drifblim restored 6% of its health.

I hope you die.
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Drifblim is lazy and too fat to move!
Bellossom used Unown's signature move.
Drifblim lost 10% of its health.
Zetsubou's Drifblim fainted.

[3:1] You've got one more Pokemon! What are you going to do now? I am clearly going to win. *snickers*
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Zetsubou switched in Linoone.
Linoone attack quickly and powerfully.
Bellossom lost 44% of its health.
Bellossom manipulated the weather and made it all sunny.
The sun began to shine!
The sun won't go the hell away.

It's not over yet.
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Linoone attacked quickly and powerfully.
Bellossom lost 38% of its health.
Bellossom used Unown's signature move.
Linoone lost 48% of its health.
The sun won't go the hell away.

This is quite annoying.
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Linoone attacked quickly and powerfully.
Bellossom lost 18% of its health.
MobileTsk's Bellossom fainted.
The sun won't go the hell away.

[2:1] You think that's enough? Ha!
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MobileTsk switched in Sudowoodo.
Linoone smashed a rock.
Score!
Right where it hurts!
Sudowoodo lost 43% of its health.
Sudowoodo attacked the opponent with a sharp rock.
Sudowoodo's attack missed!
The sun won't go the hell away.

Rock Smash? What the hell?
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Linoone smashed a rock.
Score!
Sudowoodo lost 19% of its health.
Sudowoodo's defense was lowered.
Sudowoodo exploded violently and caused Pokemon blood to scatter everywhere.
Linoone lost 52% of its health.
Zetsubou's Linoone fainted.
MobileTsk wins!

[2:0] That's right!

 

[Sora_8920]

Hmm... that color is kinda bright. ⌐.⌐ I really think you should have a color key. But the match is pretty funny in a lot of parts, for example:

Octillery is lazy and too fat to move!

Nice log overall.

 

[Angelic Diablo]

Eh I don't know why people find it necessary to change move names, I mean when it said "Persian turned around like a dumb coward." I took that as switching out and not using U-Turn

Also "Persian made the opponent flinch with an attack that never should have been made." Is a biased opinion against a move that isn't really that game changing, Yes you miss a turn because you get flinched, but unless they are switching in and out to just abuse Fake Out I see no why the move shouldn't of been made/

Also I think it would be better if you took out the leftovers recovery all together, not just changed it to "ate old food", just seems like a waste of space

Also your comments are way too negative for my liking, telling their pokemon to die just because you wanna win isn't really that sportsman like. Comments are about to by why you choose a certain move, or whether your hoping to stall them out of PP and not stuff like "Die! Why can't you just die?"

 

[Glitter Stain]

Eh I don't know why people find it necessary to change move names, I mean when it said "Persian turned around like a dumb coward." I took that as switching out and not using U-Turn

Also "Persian made the opponent flinch with an attack that never should have been made." Is a biased opinion against a move that isn't really that game changing, Yes you miss a turn because you get flinched, but unless they are switching in and out to just abuse Fake Out I see no why the move shouldn't of been made/

Also I think it would be better if you took out the leftovers recovery all together, not just changed it to "ate old food", just seems like a waste of space

Also your comments are way too negative for my liking, telling their pokemon to die just because you wanna win isn't really that sportsman like. Comments are about to by why you choose a certain move, or whether your hoping to stall them out of PP and not stuff like "Die! Why can't you just die?"

You're almost implying that you thought this was an attempt at a serious, official log. It was really just a casual battle with someone I had never talked to before. If this were a serious battle with Apostle or D_A, I would probably be a bit more serious in the log, but it was just a casual battle. There were quite a few "die XD", "I hate that move", and "lol" in the chat.

 

[Angelic Diablo]

Why bother posting a log of a casual battle if your not going to have effort into it, (especially when it's your first battle log posted)

I just think that maybe you should put a bit more care into a log when it's showing not only you battle skills (which seem to be poor based on this battle) but also your maturity (also poor) sportsmanship (poor) and ability to make us relive the battle, pretty much all I get from this is you think your opponent is a complete noob from running a Fake Out U Turning Persian and a Noctowl with Sub and Roost

 

[Glitter Stain]

Why bother posting a log of a casual battle if your not going to have effort into it, (especially when it's your first battle log posted)

I just think that maybe you should put a bit more care into a log when it's showing not only you battle skills (which seem to be poor based on this battle) but also your maturity (also poor) sportsmanship (poor) and ability to make us relive the battle, pretty much all I get from this is you think your opponent is a complete noob from running a Fake Out U Turning Persian and a Noctowl with Sub and Roost

What are you talking about? That log took at least an hour to fix up.

By the way, why are you referring to everything as "poor"? The reason I posted this was so that I could get tips on my battle skills which you have yet to help with at all. Maturity? I'd like to know where you got that from. Just because my log isn't as boring as hell doesn't mean I'm trying to troll. This is a real log, but I'd like people to be able to read the entire thing without wanting to jump out of a window afterwards.

 

[ABYAY]

ABYAY loves this log. Very humorous, but still very-well created. However, I'm going to take Beachboy's advice and give it to you.

We all know that Leftovers restore 6% of the health, so it's not really required to leave that in. The colors are alright, so I can't say anything there. As my critique, some moves are hard to define. For example, this.

Bellossom tricked the opponent into thinking it was tired.

I'm guessing that's Sleep Powder? Well, anyway, you can put in parentheses what the move actually is. (First time only though.)

Love these logs. I hope to see more.

 

[Lalapizzame]

I should 5 star this thread. Made me laugh, and it was a decent Battle Log. You mat want to improve just a bit though and let us know what moves you're using some are confusing, like ABYAY has said. Also, maybe you can make the colors a little less bright next time? My eyes are weak and fail, so you can ignore me. :P

 

[moments.]

This was hilarious and deserved 10/10 for matter.
However I agree with most other people with the moves..
You could even just put the name of the move in brackets after the sentence if they don't know what it was.