UU Shoddy Team- In need of help

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Decided I was tired of seeing OU Pokemon reappearing "GARCHOMP YOU LOSE LOL!" Plus I was tired of n00bs using ubers in a match and forcing me to forfeit. I just made it, and I was thinking on replacing Blastoise with something better, new at the UU stuff.

The Lineup

Hitmontop @ Leftovers
Intimidate
Careful
252 Att, 230 HP, 28 Def
Moveset
Earthquake
Close Combat
Stone Edge
Rapid Spin​

This guy is mainly for taking out who try to set up Stealth Rock/Spikes. It's also pretty nice in a sense that it has high attack and speed. Stone Edge/EQ/CC for just destroying plenty of strong leads.​

Hypno @ Leftovers
Insomnia
Bold
252 HP, 200 Sp Def, 58 Def
Moveset
Wish
Hypnosis
Light Screen
Seismic Toss​

Heard this thing was awesome, sort of like the UU Blissey, so, why not give it a try? Reflect so physical damage is halved since my special defenses are nearly maxed. Hypnosis and Wish are self explanatory, and Seismic Toss since it's Attack and Special Attack are ew.​

Altaria @ Leftovers
Natural Cure
Careful
252 HP, 200 Def, 58 Sp Def
Moveset
Dragon Claw
Roost
Earthquake
Toxic​

Pretty standard wall. Protect so I can get a sneak look at what my opponents are planning to do, Toxic to annoy anything that doesn't have Natural Cure. Surf and Ice Beam are there for obvious reasons.​

Swellow @ Flame Orb
Jolly
Guts
252 Att, 252 Spd, 6 HP
Moveset
Protect
Toxic
Brave Bird
Facade​

Heard this thing makes people cry at night, so I decided to run it in my team. Maxed out Speed and Attack so nothing can really outspeed it, minus a few other Pokemon faster/more attack. Protect to start Flame Orb, Toxic to cripple, Facade is Facade thus obvious. Brave Bird to just SLAM things (thank you ABYAY)​

Nidoking @ Life Orb
Poison Point
Rash
130 Att, 80 Def, 48 Spd, 252 Sp Att
Moveset
Thunderbolt
Earthquake
Flamethrower
Megahorn​

MixKing there for just about anything that tries to hurt my team. Megahorn for annoying Psychics (if I can hit first) Thunderbolt for waters, flamethrowers for steel and grass, and EQ is standard.​

Relicanth @ Choice Band
Rock Head
Adamant
14 HP, 252 Att, 244 Spd
Moveset
Head Smash
Double Edge
Earthquake
Waterfall

This thing is friggin awesome. Head Smash and Double Edge for neautral damage that really hurts. Waterfall > Aqua Tail for flinch chance. EQ is once again, standard ol' EQ.

*Note: All of these Pokemon were listed UU, unless the site I found them on was outdated.​

 

[Vemmmu]

Look okayish.

Your team is Swellow weak, because you don't have any normal or flying resist. You need add resist. Golem, Probopass and Relicanth are good choices, because they all stop Swellow.

Pinsir can be also problem. Hitmontop is your best bet. Move those Spd EVs to HP, because Top has awful base HP. Scyther can also be problematic.

Then there is Ninetales. Hypno can't stop him because Ninetales just sleep him and then NP few times. Adding Altaria can help you.

Replace Blastoise with Altraria, so you get Ninetales counter, switch in to 3 of Pinsir moves and Aromatherapist. Run Careful with 252 HP/200 Def/56 SDef/

Your team is still Swellow weak, so you need rock resist. Just replace Kangaskhan with Rock type Choice Bander. Golem or Relicanth works well.

 

[Jimmyray]

Decided I was tired of seeing OU Pokemon reappearing "GARCHOMP YOU LOSE LOL!" Plus I was tired of n00bs using ubers in a match and forcing me to forfeit. I just made it, and I was thinking on replacing Blastoise with something better, new at the UU stuff.

The Lineup

Hitmontop @ Leftovers
Intimidate
Careful
252 Att, 230 Spd, 28 Def
Moveset
Earthquake
Close Combat
Stone Edge
Rapid Spin​

This guy is mainly for taking out who try to set up Stealth Rock/Spikes. It's also pretty nice in a sense that it has high attack and speed. Stone Edge/EQ/CC for just destroying plenty of strong leads.​

Looks pretty standard, should work well. Perhaps a little alter to the EVs, but I'm not too good with EV spreads.

Hypno @ Leftovers
Insomnia
Bold
252 HP, 200 Sp Def, 58 Def
Moveset
Wish
Hypnosis
Light Screen
Seismic Toss​

If you use Bold, you lol at most UU Sp.Sweepers anyways, especially with a Light Screen up, but you have that extra bit of defense, and that will really help a wall like this.

Heard this thing was awesome, sort of like the UU Blissey, so, why not give it a try? Reflect so physical damage is halved since my special defenses are nearly maxed. Hypnosis and Wish are self explanatory, and Seismic Toss since it's Attack and Special Attack are ew.​

Blastoise @ Leftovers
Torrent
Calm
252 Def, 252 Sp Def, 6 HP
Moveset
Surf
Toxic
Ice Beam
Protect​

Pretty standard wall. Protect so I can get a sneak look at what my opponents are planning to do, Toxic to annoy anything that doesn't have Natural Cure. Surf and Ice Beam are there for obvious reasons.

Exactly what I run on Blastoise. ​

Swellow @ Flame Orb
Jolly
Guts
252 Att, 252 Spd, 6 HP
Moveset
Protect
Aerial Ace
Toxic
Facade​

Heard this thing makes people cry at night, so I decided to run it in my team. Maxed out Speed and Attack so nothing can really outspeed it, minus a few other Pokemon faster/more attack. Protect to start Flame Orb, Toxic to weaken enemies, Facade is Facade thus obvious. Aerial Ace is necessary flying move.​

You hear a lot of things, don't you? Lol. Well, he may be fast, but there's a little item called Choice Scarf. Anything Scarfed with an Ice, Rock or Electric move can OHKO or do serious damage. Lose Toxic, the turn that you use it will be the turn you die in most cases, replace it with U-Turn. Aerial Ace pwns sucks, so go Brave Bird for twice the STAB damage.

Nidoking @ Life Orb
Poison Point
Rash
200 Att, 48 Spd, 252 Sp Att
Moveset
Thunderbolt
Earthquake
Flamethrower/Fire Blast
Megahorn​

Meh, looking at the EV spread/Nature, it looks pretty vulnerbale to pretty much all sweepers, maybe give a little more Defensive EVs, but the MixSet look fine.

MixKing there for just about anything that tries to hurt my team. Megahorn for annoying Psychics (if I can hit first) Thunderbolt for waters, flamethrowers for steel and grass, and EQ is standard.​

Kangaskhan @ Choice Band
Scrappy
Adamant
252 HP, 252 Att, 6 Def
Moveset
Ice Punch
Hammer Arm Brick Break
Earthquake
Aerial Ace/Crunch/Outrage​

Never used him before, but I always wanted to. No special since his special is like a dying goldfish; no way to make it better. Aerial Ace for fighting types, Hammer arm for any normal/steel types, and EQ and Ice Punch for overall damage.​

Don't run speed reducing moves on him please : ( Aerial Ace is meh. Kanga is one of the fairly few amount of pokemon capable of subpunching well, so you could try that.

*Note: All of these Pokemon were listed UU, unless the site I found them on was outdated.​

Edits in bold.............

 

[ABYAY]

Swellow would love U-Turn > Toxic...it's WAY too frail to even think of that word. Sure it'll get a rock type hit, but guess what...you're dead.

Hitmontop needs a LOT of HP. It's hitting like...240 without it, so 200+ EVs in HP would be nice.

People already suggested things above, but these two things struck out the most to me.

A considerable option on Swellow to make it suicidal is Brave Bird; it packs double Ace's power to just SLAM things hard.

 

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Thanks Jimmyray for the critique. Now that I look at it, Toxic in Swellow was kinda stupid. I'll be replacing it with Brave Bird since kamikazi style attacks don't really matter since Flame Orb will be eating it up anyway.

I'm replacing Blastoise with Altaria, and Kangaskhan with Relicanth, I'll post their EVs and such later once I've finished making adjustinments.

 

[Anti]

I disagree with this whole "Toxic is bad on Swellow." I don't see how "it'll be dead" is a good argument at all, since you certainly won't be switching in on any rock types. You can hit a ton of things switching in, and UU clerics are quite predictable and you can use them as set-up fodders if tyou play it right. Toxic can actually cripple a lot of its counters as they switch in - saying Toxic is bad on Swellow is pretty narrow-minded (but eh, I'm the king of that).

I do agree though, Brave Bird should go on it.

 

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So, it's either U-Turn or Toxic, since I sorta like Kamikazi style Swellow.

 

[Anti]

It depends, if you want to scout switches, use U-Turn. If you want to cripple them, Toxic. Personal preference really...

 

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I'll with Toxic since I like the idea of evil Swellow.