- 326
- Posts
- 1
- Years
- Age 28
- He, Him
- Bradford, UK
- Seen Aug 21, 2025
Some of my favourites are:
Radio Host: Ash could you tell us a little about yourself?
Ash: Yes my name is Pallet Town and I'm from Ketchum!
Host: I think you have it a little backwards Ash..
Ash: No this is Ash and I'm Pikachu!
Professor Oak: Television couldn't kill radio but maybe Ash will..
----
Ash: So this is the way to Saffron City, huh
Misty!? I knew we shouldn't have listened to you. Now we'll never get out of here!
Misty: As if! Your sense of direction is so bad you couldn't find yourself in the mirror!
Ash: You crack mirrors!
-----
Ash: I'm going to find a Pokémon fosses before Gary even starts digging, that'll show him who the real loser is!
Brock: I don't feel right about digging up a Pokémon fossil especially after they've been resting in the earth for such a long time.
Misty: If they've been lying under the ground for thousands of years, maybe they'd like a little fresh air?
Ash: I think it's your brain that needs fresh air.
----
Jessie: "To protect the world from chafing and itching."
James: "It might even stop all of Jessie's... complaining."
Radio Host: Ash could you tell us a little about yourself?
Ash: Yes my name is Pallet Town and I'm from Ketchum!
Host: I think you have it a little backwards Ash..
Ash: No this is Ash and I'm Pikachu!
Professor Oak: Television couldn't kill radio but maybe Ash will..
----
Ash: So this is the way to Saffron City, huh
Misty!? I knew we shouldn't have listened to you. Now we'll never get out of here!
Misty: As if! Your sense of direction is so bad you couldn't find yourself in the mirror!
Ash: You crack mirrors!
-----
Ash: I'm going to find a Pokémon fosses before Gary even starts digging, that'll show him who the real loser is!
Brock: I don't feel right about digging up a Pokémon fossil especially after they've been resting in the earth for such a long time.
Misty: If they've been lying under the ground for thousands of years, maybe they'd like a little fresh air?
Ash: I think it's your brain that needs fresh air.
----
Jessie: "To protect the world from chafing and itching."
James: "It might even stop all of Jessie's... complaining."
