what is your favorite pokemon joke?

[chass1999]

whats your fav pokemon joke post it in a comment please :)

 

[Michielleus]

Well, I sure like PokePuns. (Onix-pected, Absol-utely, etc)
They really aMEWs me.

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

Ay girl, you butterfree up yo schedule 'cuz Imma beedrilling you allllll night.

And anything that involves Gary Oak making fun of others.

 

[Renegade1]

Did you hear about that guy playing his Black rom on his computer?
He got a Haxorus

>_>

It's so bad, it's good.

 

[Shining Raichu]

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

 

[Katie the Friendly Ghost]

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

Dang, stole mine! D:

The only other one I know is like a pick-up line haha. "I'd like to take you on a Magikarp-et ride." Or something to that effect lol, I really can't remember. x)

 

[Snowdrop]

What did Nurse Joy tell Ash when he went to the sexual health clinic?

Looks like you caught 'em all.

Haha, but that's rather inappropriate. A cleaner one (somewhat) I like I heard from my former stepbrother

Why does every trainer get rid of their Pikachu eventually?

Because when you're in the shower he'll Peek-at-chu

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

Dang, stole mine! D:

He stole mine, too! The only other one I know is this:

What did the Chikorita say on Halloween?
Chik-or-treet-a!

That one makes me laugh more than I'd care to admit!