I'm gonna close this for now.. :/
Game-Maker has a lot of alts, and I'm inclined to believe that this account is no different from those. A lot of people dodge the whole alt account thing by passing it off as a family member. Taking a step further would be covering up the typing differences, by voiding them all together with saying that an older sibling is typing for them.. :/ Honestly, it's hard too believe, since a 6-year-old whose unable to type by themselves, (let alone read everything here) has actually joined. Said six-year-old shouldn't be joining a forum..
I was gonna let this stay open for awhile, but I feel it's wrong to let people keep welcoming what's probably an alt account, and shouldn't have an intro thread. So, unless Game-Maker can somehow prove otherwise, the odds are against this account at the moment. D:
This is closed for now, and Larry, if you want to (or find proof) - feel free to open this back up, and just delete this post.
Locked.