~You will dance on the table while eating fried rice!~

[Code_Green]

This is the Predict the poster above's wacky future! Be as rando as you want, or as serious as life allows! Go nuts, or go Lame! XD

Do you need an example? here is one:

Awesome! here:
"You will jump off a cliff while singing My Fair Lady!"

You will die by my hands after eating chicken.

you shall short-circuit because of the batteries in your back being placed upside down.

You will eat a hamburger

Enjoy! XD

 

[A Pixy]

You will make a thread by the name of: ~You will dance on the table while eating fried rice!~

 

[Code]

You will narrowly dodge a flying piano! XD

 

[Cold Fusion]

You person above me will see a flying goat...

 

[Code]

The person above will not give blood to a snake-in-need. XD

 

[SilverStilletto]

you will realize the relationship of Irma Vep and Pev Amri to vampires

 

[SolarAbusoru]

You will become president of the Spongebob fan club on friday the 13th.

 

[Code]

You will eat 12 hamburgers but not gain a single pound! XD
EDIT:
You will bark at the moon and then remember you are not a dog. XD

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

You will lock yourself in a basement alone for 23 years, with only a statue of Trotsky to keep you company.

 

[Code]

You will wake up one day, and realize that you wasted your life. Then you wake up again, realizing it was just a dream. XD

 

[Spinor]

Tomorrow, it will seem like a normal Friday morning, then you realize your house is on fire and then you spontaneously ignite in flames while doing the macarena.

Then before you die you realize Miley Cyrus stol your virginity and the last image you see is of her whole nude body. And you are blinded before you go on your way to whatever afterlife you believe in.

The End.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

You will make a post on the Pokecommunity Forums :> /bricked

 

[Jordan]

You will not eat for 2 days and then become morbidly obese as the result.

 

[Code]

You will go sky diving, but forget to attach the parachute. Luckily you will land on a hot air ballon.
XD

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

You will... Grow a furry doggy tail and have no choice but to chase it for hours on end. >,>

 

[Code]

You will draw a weird drawing and publish it for the world to see. then you will change your name, so nobody can find the origin of the drawing. XD

 

[FreaKryptid]

Two days from now the little green men that follow me will start following you singing any annoying song you can think of and then yo will begin to lose all Pokemon battles and you're ds will explode :)

 

[A Pixy]

You will do the KINNIKU DRIVER on the next person you see.

 

[Code]

You will poit at people for no apparent reason, and then exclaim: "Liar!!!"
XD

 

[A Pixy]

You will walk alone...

All-alone...