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Attacked by a Twilight Fan? o.O

Superjub

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    Now, where's my local book store *hunts Twitards*

    Honestly I haven't read the book, but evil children actually hurting people because they dont like Twilight? What is the world coming to? XD
    People...actually getting attacked by Twilight fans just because they dont like it? Its funny....and creepy...

    If it happened to me, I would so find the closest book and start hitting her in the face with it.(of course, not oo hard so I actually hurt her bad)XD
     

    s0nido

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    lolwat?
    That was hilarious! It's as if you insulted her mother or something! Even then, she could say something back to you, but she actually attacked you! With a book! She got what she deserved.
     
    Spinor

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    What the heck, are you freaking serious? I can't believe there are people like that! :0

    Does the book come with a caffeine pill or something? Not even I take those.
     

    Soul Eater

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    wtf? Hell, I like the twilight series too but if I was that girl I would have just said, "Eh, whatever. It's your opinion."

    But...beating the hell out of someone over a book...that's sick. I find it hard to believe how people get so worked up over something that isn't real. Plus, not everyone will have the same interest...

    That girl needs to crawl into a hole and die. >:[
     

    The Hero Without a Name

    Da bee dee da ba mouse...
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    bubblewrap said:
    Yes, it happened.

    I was at a book store looking for "Tales of the Beedle the Bard" on those monitor things until some random girl comes up to me and starts talking about Harry Potter. We were casually talking about the series until I asked her what's her favorite book. She replies, "Twilight, of course. Harry Potter is only about dumb wizards." She then asks if I like Twilight. I say, "No, I don't. I think there are much better romance books, instead of a Mary Sue everybody loves (Who isn't even supposed to be pretty, yet everyone still likes her.) "falling in love" with a sparkly 102 year old virgin vampire who thinks he's dangerous. He also stalks her. That isn't romance, that's just plain creepy."
    She then looks at me with a death glare and storms off. I shrug it off and go on. As I'm walking out of the bookstore with "Tales of the Beedle the Bard", I feel something push me down. Then, someone sits down on me and starts pummeling me with a seemingly heavy book. The guy that sold me the book is able to pull this person off of me, who's kicking and screaming nonstop. I realize it's the SAME girl that gave me that death glare after I bashed Twilight a bit. She then breaks out of the worker's hand and tries to pummel me more with the book (I think it was New Moon. It had a flower on the cover.) but I kick her and run off. I tell my uncle to get the hell out of here because some crazy ass person tried to kill me. He speeds out.

    I go to the bookstore the next day and ask the worker what happened to that crazy gal. He said she got "taken care of." The manager is sorry that some girl attacked me outside of his store and offers me a free book. Everybody at that book store was really nice ad now I'm pretty much best friends with everybody there.

    After going online, I found out I'm not the only one who got attacked by a crazy Twitard.


    Bottom Line: Twitards belong in a mental hospital.
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    Reminds me of what happened when I said "Naruto's dub isn't bad, you should be grateful that it wasn't arse-raped like One Piece" back when 4KIDS still had OP.
     
    Zeta Sukuna

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    Oh, my...

    That twitard reminds me of one of my friends, he would do the same thing, if he wasn't so weak.

    That's kind of crazy, I mean, just over a book. Wow, what has the world come to? If that ever happened to me... well, it wouldn't be pretty.
     
    Haza

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    Thats not funny, its creepy. I would have been watching my back anyway if she stormed off. You should have said "Edward is hideous" or "Edward would never date you" but she probably would have finished the job! lol.
     

    bubblewrap

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    Mitchman

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    While he was holding her you should have given a few punches in the face. But bloody hell i thought the girls here are bad. New moons what 500 pages? If i were you i would have gone into the store picked up order of the pheonix and smash it into her face. Yes im strangely very violent towards twitards. Anyway thats not as bad as me not asking this girl in my class who had the book if i can just get a skim of the book and she punching full fist cause i touched the book like its something sacred. So yeah i loathe em. Also dont know why im bringing this up but afterwards i took the copy i bought for the hell of it and burned it in front of her. Evil i are.
     
    Aether

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    Dear god... that's just... I mean... what?

    Erm, there was definitely something wrong with that person.

    Also, I have absolutely no idea how this series is as popular as it is.
     
    Haza

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    Mitchman Is said:
    While he was holding her you should have given a few punches in the face. But bloody hell i thought the girls here are bad. New moons what 500 pages? If i were you i would have gone into the store picked up order of the pheonix and smash it into her face. Yes im strangely very violent towards twitards. Anyway thats not as bad as me not asking this girl in my class who had the book if i can just get a skim of the book and she punching full fist cause i touched the book like its something sacred. So yeah i loathe em. Also dont know why im bringing this up but afterwards i took the copy i bought for the hell of it and burned it in front of her. Evil i are.
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    That burning thing, yeah that was your loss... not hers.
     

    Mitchman

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    - H A Z A - D I V O - said:
    That burning thing, yeah that was your loss... not hers.
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    Yeah so i hated it and all for the way people just act over the book. She was literally cursing me and saying what have you done you crazy nutjob and actually tried to put out the fire so it can stay intact and be readable by others. So i did the right thing and added more rubbing acohol. Good riddens i say.
     
    Haza

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    Mitchman Is said:
    Yeah so i hated it and all for the way people just act over the book. She was literally cursing me and saying what have you done you crazy nutjob and actually tried to put out the fire so it can stay intact and be readable by others. So i did the right thing and added more rubbing acohol. Good riddens i say.
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    I know people who would probably open up a can of whoop ass on you over these damn books. Shes a bit creepy like Rippers' avatar too.
     

    Raven-NAR-32450

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    Ok, I'm happy that you got away from that girl, as there is something wrong with her............but "Twilitards belong in a mental hospital" I think thats a little bit rude...........I'm a Twilitard, but you don't see me bashing people's skulls in with the series, people can say whatever they want about Twilight in front of me.
     

    . R e ð e m p † i o n

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    bubblewrap said:
    "falling in love" with a sparkly 102 year old virgin vampire who thinks he's dangerous. He also stalks her. That isn't romance, that's just plain creepy."
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    lol.

    Wow... Over obsession.

    I'm a fellow Twilight fan myself. Although I wouldn't kill my way defending or purchasing something that popular... It's too much if you'd ask me.
     

    Penguin13

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    I still don't understand the obsession with feminine men. If were a girl, that would be the LEAST appealing type of guy, next to mr. twitchy bulgy muscly guy.

    [Edit] Geeze, I read that forum post posted earlier.. And boy do I hope that's fake... if not.. Seriously.
     
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