Counter that Pokemon! (READ THE FREAKING FIRST POST)

[Nah]

-Blissey w/Leftovers
Nature: Bold
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Defense, 252 Sp.Defense, 4 HP
Moves: Seismic Toss, Aromatherapy, Toxic, Soft-Boiled

Fat pink blob be wallin' yo ass.

 

[PlatinumDude]

Spiritomb:

(using PMD icon 'cause I can, plus Mystery Dungeon Sky is such a fun game)
-Sucker Punch
-Pursuit
-Foul Play
-Will-o-Wisp
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 248 HP/252 Atk/8 Def
Item: Black Glasses
Ability: Infiltrator

Spiritomb is only 3HKOed by Ice Punch and is immune to everything else. It can cripple Medicham with Will-o-Wisp, turn its high Attack against it with Foul Play, heavily damage it with Pursuit or slam Medicham with Sucker Punch if it tries an Ice Punch.

 

[Detox]

Sylveon @ Choice Specs
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 244 HP / 252 SpA / 12 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power Ground

252+ Atk Black Glasses Spiritomb Sucker Punch vs. 244 HP / 0 Def Sylveon: 97-114 (24.7 - 29%) -- 99.9% chance to 4HKO

252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 248 HP / 0 SpD Spiritomb: 524-618 (172.9 - 203.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

 

[srinator]

Hippopotas @ Eviolite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 212 HP / 20 Atk / 252 Def / 24 SpD
Impish Nature
- Slack Off
- Earthquake
- Toxic
- Stealth Rock


252+ Atk Mold Breaker Excadrill Earthquake vs. 212 HP / 212+ Def Eviolite Hippopotas: 109-129 (33 - 39%) -- 99.5% chance to 3HKO
252+ Atk Mold Breaker Excadrill Iron Head vs. 212 HP / 212+ Def Eviolite Hippopotas: 87-103 (26.3 - 31.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
252+ Atk Mold Breaker Excadrill Rock Slide vs. 212 HP / 212+ Def Eviolite Hippopotas: 27-32 (8.1 - 9.6%) -- possibly the worst move ever



20 Atk Hippopotas Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Excadrill: 254-302 (70.3 - 83.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock

 

[halcyonic]

Gastly @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hex
- Sludge Bomb
- Will-O-Wisp
- Dazzling Gleam

i dont play lc so idk about the evs and stuff but meh nvm

0 ****s given

252 SpA Life Orb Gastly Hex (130 BP) vs. 212 HP / 24 SpD Eviolite Hippopotas: 21-27 (80.7 - 103.8%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

 

[srinator]

Stunky @ Life Orb
Ability: Stench
EVs: 252 Atk / 12 SpA / 244 Spe
Serious Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Crunch
- Sludge Bomb
- Play Rough

252 Atk Life Orb Stunky Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Gastly: 39-47 (205.2 - 247.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 Atk Life Orb burned Stunky Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Gastly: 19-23 (100 - 121%) -- guaranteed OHKO

0 ****s given indeed

 

[Nah]

-Bisharp w/Black Glasses
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Defense
Moves: Knock Off, Iron Head, Sucker Punch, Swords Dance

Bisharp don't give a **** either.

 

[Dark Azelf]

Ill make this thread better by not posting ****** pre evos and trying to be funny.

Keldeo@Choice Specs
Timid Nature
Trait: Justified
252 SAtk / 252 Speed / 6 Hp
- Secret Sword
- Icy Wind
- Hydro Pump
- Hidden Power Flying

 

[Megan]

Azumarill @ Assault Vest
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 240 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Play Rough
- Knock Off
- Waterfall

252 SpA Choice Specs Keldeo Secret Sword vs. 16 HP / 0 Def Azumarill: 124-147 (35.9 - 42.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

vs.

252+ Atk Huge Power Azumarill Play Rough vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Keldeo: 390-462 (120.3 - 142.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

 

[srinator]

Venusaur @ Venusaurite
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
IVs: 30 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Earthquake
- Synthesis

What's wrong with pre evo's if they actually do the job specified?

 

[halcyonic]

Scizor @ Scizorite
Ability: Light Metal
EVs: 164 HP / 252 Atk / 92 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Punch
- Bug Bite
- Superpower

setup bait

 

[Nah]

-Arcanine w/Leftovers
Nature: Impish
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP, 252 Defense, 8 Attack
Moves: Flare Blitz, Extreme Speed, Toxic, Morning Sun

Superpower+Bullet Punch isn't enough even after a SD:
+1 252+ Atk Mega Scizor Superpower vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 199-235 (51.9 - 61.3%) -- 96.9% chance to 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
+1 252+ Atk Technician Mega Scizor Bullet Punch vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 75-88 (19.5 - 22.9%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery

Then goes boom with Flare Blitz.

I never understood Light Metal on Scizor though. It 4x resists Grass Knot, Heavy Slam is rarely seen and it resists that anyway. Heat Crash is Emboar only (and nobody uses Emboar) and it would die even with Light Metal. There's Low Kick, but that's not common either. The only poke that I can think of that runs Low Kick on a semi-regular basis is Tyranitar, but that doesn't wanna eat a Superpower or +2 Bullet Punch.

 

[PlatinumDude]

-Arcanine w/Leftovers
Nature: Impish
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP, 252 Defense, 8 Attack
Moves: Flare Blitz, Extreme Speed, Toxic, Morning Sun

Superpower+Bullet Punch isn't enough even after a SD:
+1 252+ Atk Mega Scizor Superpower vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 199-235 (51.9 - 61.3%) -- 96.9% chance to 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
+1 252+ Atk Technician Mega Scizor Bullet Punch vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Arcanine: 75-88 (19.5 - 22.9%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery

Then goes boom with Flare Blitz.

I never understood Light Metal on Scizor though. It 4x resists Grass Knot, Heavy Slam is rarely seen and it resists that anyway. Heat Crash is Emboar only (and nobody uses Emboar) and it would die even with Light Metal. There's Low Kick, but that's not common either. The only poke that I can think of that runs Low Kick on a semi-regular basis is Tyranitar, but that doesn't wanna eat a Superpower or +2 Bullet Punch.

Light Metal lets regular Scizor (that's holding the Scizorite) switch in and take reduced damage from Low Kick and Grass Knot. Sure, it already resists the latter, but switching in to the former is easier. Plus, its Mega has Technician anyways. In-cartridge Mega Scizor tend to use Technician in their base form simply because Steadfast Scyther are hard to come by.

Anyway:

Magcargo:

-Lava Plume
-Earth Power
-Toxic
-Recover
Nature: Bold
EVs: 248 HP/8 Def/252 SDef
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body

Resists both of Arcanine's moves and is immune to Will-o-Wisp. Does whatever it pleases to Arcanine, mainly by crippling it with Toxic and wearing it down with Earth Power.

 

[Master Krillin]

Light Metal lets regular Scizor (that's holding the Scizorite) switch in and take reduced damage from Low Kick and Grass Knot. Sure, it already resists the latter, but switching in to the former is easier. Plus, its Mega has Technician anyways. In-cartridge Mega Scizor tend to use Technician in their base form simply because Steadfast Scyther are hard to come by.

Anyway:

Magcargo:

-Lava Plume
-Earth Power
-Toxic
-Recover
Nature: Bold
EVs: 248 HP/8 Def/252 SDef
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body

Resists both of Arcanine's moves and is immune to Will-o-Wisp. Does whatever it pleases to Arcanine, mainly by crippling it with Toxic and wearing it down with Earth Power.

Scald
Aqua Jet
Flash Cannon
Stealth Rock
Nature Quiet
EVs 252 Sp.A/128 Sp.D/63 Atk/63 Def
Item Leftovers
Ability Torrent

The King of the arctic sea Empoleon will take down you Macargo. Empoleon will come in hit the scald Macargo will survive with about a third, and use earth power taking Empoleon to Torrent range Empoleon finishes it eather Torrent boosted Scald or Aqua Jet

 

[Zeffy]

Lanturn @ Assault Vest
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Volt Switch
- Hydro Pump
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam

Immune to most of Empoleon's attacks, and Flash Cannon does pitiful damage. Meanwhile, Lanturn can threaten to 2hko or it can gain momentum or just derp around.

 

[wolf]

Abomasnow @ Abomasite
Ability: Soundproof
EVs: 8 HP / 84 Atk / 252 SpA / 164 Spe
Mild Nature
- Blizzard
- Giga Drain
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard

Also, it's amusing that Lanturn is capable of countering itself.

 

[Nah]

-Talonflame w/Sharp Beak
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Gale Wings
EVs: 120 HP, 252 Attack, 136 Speed
Moves: Swords Dance, Flare Blitz, Brave Bird, Roost

The lazy way to deal with Mega Abomasnow.

 

[Professor_Jared]

Rhyperior@Leftovers
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 212 HP/44 Attack/252 Def

Moves:
Stealth Rock
Earthquake
Rock Blast
Ice Punch

Walls in Talonflame so hard, and rock and roll blasts it to death. Yeah!

 

[PlatinumDude]

Since the OP got updated, might as well throw in one of the OR/AS Megas:

Mega Swampert:

-Waterfall
-Earthquake
-Ice Punch
-Rain Dance
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 104 HP/252 Atk/152 Spe
Item: Swampertite

Mega Swampert is 3HKOed by Earthquake at best (it's only a 43% chance of a 2HKO in regular form), and 2HKOs Rhyperior with Waterfall. It can also set up Rain Dance to make Waterfall an OHKO.

 

[Dark Azelf]

Abomasnow@Abomasite
8 HP / 84 Atk / 252 SpA / 164 Spe
Mild Nature
Trait: Soundproof ---> Snow Warning
- Blizzard
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Fire]

Cancels out rain, walls all the moves, crushes.