Barrels

I'm not that much older shut up shut up shut up!!! *goes to cry in the corner, only to have my cat come and comfort me*

Speaking of age though, are you 18 yet? Surely you must be 18 by now. We've been speaking since like February and you had the awesomeness of a Level 18 back then. IF NOT WHEN DO YOU BECOME 18 I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN GIVE YOU CAKE.

Ahhh, Sail! Of course I've seen that! In my head I registered that as a Nanalew video, which is why it didn't spring to mind when you first mentioned it in a conversation about Meekakitty :P. I love watching their making of videos and their outtakes videos, they're the funniest **** ever. My favourite was the outtakes for Love You Like A Love Song. It's like 16 or so minutes long but it's totally worth it if you haven't seen it already!

Julia Roberts is famous for her smile! That's her trademark in this world, so I'm not surprised you picked up on that! I've never actually seen her rendition of Tinkerbell, but I did know she was in that movie. Also I realise you are baiting me, but I'm going to take it anyway. SHE CAN DO MORE THAN PLAY FAIRIES YOU MONSTER!

I'll do more than give you another film she's been in, I"ll give you a list of them!

Erin Brockovich - for which she won an Oscar!
Notting Hill - the best and most critically acclaimed romantic comedy probably of all time!
My Best Friend's Wedding
Stepmom - most heartbreaking movie ever

oh, pfft. There are too many. Here, look for yourself, lazy http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/

I am very excited for both of her upcoming works! In one of them she is playing the daughter of Meryl Streep (you know Meryl Streep, the one who played that great lady Margaret Thatcher... the one who gets **** done?)

I... don't believe I've seen Sail. I mean, it's entirely possible that I have (she has a LOT of videos) but it's not ringing any bells. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SO YOUNG.

And yes of freaking course I know who Julia Roberts is! She's in my list of 5 actresses whose every movie I must see in cinemas without exception! Or, as I could put it less long-windedly, she's in my top 5 favourite actresses!

Why do you like her now (and why ONLY now)? What did she do to grab your attention :P

lmao people do that to me all the time. I like a song and they're like 'OMFG YOU LIKE THAT BAND? I LOVE THAT BAND!" and then I have to go through the humiliating and disappointing process of telling them that that is the only song of theirs I actually know :P. And I know it because of Meekakitty :P

I have made the executive decision that you will show me these Photoshop-type things!

Now I'll sing you one of my all-time favourites, an indie classic!

~Don't unplug me
Or just shut me down
Please just love me
With your steel heart!
I'd reboot you
If you'd look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time!~

It's OK, I won't let you go bald! I'll whip you up a new batch of treacle, but I can't promise it'll protect you from sterility. You're too awesome to become a father, I'm sorry. I'll have to make an executive decision on that one :P

AND WHAT ARE YOU BUSY WITH!

I don't need to think of the children, the censor does it for me!

OK so it turns out I was right and you were wrong about treacle. I Googley Imaged it and this is what came up.



I'm resisting the urge saying "nee nur nee nur nee nur", but then it occurred to me that if you think treacle is a pale sickly yellow, then that means yours must be. We have to do something to fix your treacle. Without treacle of proper consistency and colour, what's your life going to be like? Maybe you'll go sterile. Or bald.

And screwing does indeed have some sexual connotations, whereas illegitimate children are merely the result of fornication and don't need to have their descriptor censored as though there is something wrong with being the product of fornication! You have given me an idea for a fantastic new TV show though. I shall call it "The Bastards of Babylon", centering on the *****'s children :P.

I don't think that's Chelsea Handler's football team. Any team named after her would have far more black rappers and Jew 'fros. And Mexican dwarves. You think I'm making this up, but I'm honestly not.

And I love that you're always thinking of my safety, but I will be a proud supporter of Margaret Thatcher until the day I die! Her conservative values are disgusting and her policies questionable as would the policies be in any conservative government, but SHE GETS **** DONE. I will walk around with a Thatcher mask, and if anybody tries to fight me... well, I'll just win like Thatcher would. I'll take a leaf out of her book and get **** done. They won't know what hit them!

I'm guessing Kendra Dumbledore was like the ***** of Babylon anyway, with a name like Kendra. I can smell the two-dollar Chardonnay on that one!

I don't have the Sacred Knowledge of the Canon, Capitalised for Greater Effect, this is true. Which is why I have to ask you... is treacle meant to be pale yellow? It just occurred to me that outside the Potterverse, I have never heard of treacle... but I imagined it to be somewhat like toffee, and therefore a more golden colour.

And you might me screwing with me (though I can't imagine why you'd censor 'bastard' and not 'screwing') but you must never spell her name with a Y. She takes great offense to it. Charlize Theron (if you don't know who that is, then you lack more than just treacle) spelt her name 'Chelsey' in an e-mail once and her response was "what, was I born in a trailer park?". And she has a point, that is a very trailer-park way to spell that name :P

And I think it far more likely that if there is a Chelsea Handler (or Chelsy Hansder) football club, it was named after her and not the other way around!

As to Margaret Thatcher, lmfao. I won't quote her because I realise that most of the quotes I have of her were from Meryl Streep portraying her in The Iron Lady and therefore I cannot vouch for their authenticity.

OHHHHHHHHH. I think this might be time for that long-winded speech about how remembering the tiny details doesn't matter, only the emotional journey. That is the one card I have to play, outside of that I've totally lost my treacle :P

And I thought you meant Kendra Wilkinson the ex-Playboy bunny because she has a reality show on E where Chelsea Handler also has her show! I thought you were just being knowledgeable about the world of Chelsea Handler :P.

And if your artwork isn't forming, I have some other quotes. Perhaps you'd like me to quote you some Margaret Thatcher?

Who in the name of hell is Kendra? Do you mean as in ex-playboy-bunny-and-now-star-of-her-own-reality-show-Kendra Kendra?

And the word 'bastard' is not on the PC censor list. Unless you were censoring it so you didn't have to see it yourself, you delicate little flower :P

I AWAIT YOUR ARTWORK.

lol! I did not see that the f was crossed out lmao. My treacle fell off, what can I say. Your toilet humour seems to suggest yours is within millimetres of falling off too :P.

In answer to your question though, I have two quotes you can do an art around! You can take your pick, or even do both!

"It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated."

-- Albus Dumbledore.

OR!

"I don't understand why people take their kids on vacation, just leave them at home with a nanny. Or if you can't afford a nanny, just... leave them at home"

-- Chelsea Handler

GOGOGO

Dude, you make me laugh every single time you send me a VM. But if I stopped to tell you everything you said that I found funny my replies would just be multiple quotes of you followed by a series of "LMFAO!"s

And what...... a quote to do a fart around....... what. What the hell are you talking about I don't understand?!

Oh my God, just... Oh my God. I don't think I have laughed that much in a long time lmfao.

But OMFG I know what rock cakes are. I almost mentioned them in my last VM because I know Hagrid made them as well (though who names a Harry Potter fan a 'rock cake'? Probably the same kind of person who would name them a 'Scarhead') But I'm positive he made treacle tarts in the first book! But it seems I've mistaken it for treacle fudge... but I'm positive it happened! If it's not in the canon, it's most definitely in my headcanon.

Dude seriously, give me your address and I will buy you ALL the things (lmao, give your home address to a guy you met on the Internet, seems legit). Just try and stop me. You will have a hedgehog riding a horse on your doorstep by the week's end!

I could write a long passage about how true fandom is not about remembering every tiny detail, but the emotional journey you are taken on. But I won't do that. Do you know why?

Because you forgot a detail that I did not! So you can suck my huge... lollipop. *hands lollipop*.

Treacle tart, for those of us in the know, was introduced to us by Hagrid, a truly beloved character. Treacle tart may have been formally introduced to us at the Hogwarts banquet, but it was just a passing fancy, and then it was gone. Much the same way Harry found Ravenclaw's diadem in a throwaway sentence in the sixth book, only for it to later become the key to everything. Treacle tart, dear sir, was not made famous within the books until Hagrid made a habit of cooking them in utterly terrible Hagrid-cooking style. I believe it was so bad it almost pulled out their poor baby teeth!

It could be your treacle that is slipping sir, not mine!

You make me want to buy you a Meekakitty shirt! ;; what is it about that :( face that makes me want to hug you and fetch you things!

The one thing that made "End of an Era" a little less sad is that it was posted in 2008 before it was truly over. If it had included clips of the final movie I would have just curled up in the fetal position and died!

Well I'm sorry I'm not as young and hip as you are :P. How the hell should I have known that wizard rock was its own genre? The only wizard rock I've ever seen is the song you just linked me to! (I saw it ages ago though, this is not my first viewing :P). I'd forgotten how much I loved this song, though

~cos baby I'm a Slytherin and girl you are a Gryffindor~

Scarhead - now that's just sad :P. Why would you name a true Potter fan after something Malfoy said? From now on, TRUE Potter fans will be known as 'treacle tarts'. At least this was a concept brought up by a character who was beloved by all.

MOM - ENOUGH WITH THE ACRONYMS, ACRONYMS ARE CRUEL! I'm going to start a support group. Victims of Acronyms Anonymous. Or VAA for short.

I iz not poopy head :(((((

That shirt is now on order, thank you very much for spending my money for me. I never know quite what to spend it on myself so it just sits there accumulating and frankly I have far too much of it anyway, and now... now for the video. I don't know if I'm emotionally up to this. But here goes:

*5 minutes and 51 seconds later*

I hate you so much, my God. At first I was like "well this isn't so bad" then it got to the end and I saw that box that said "DO NOT OPEN BEFORE JULY 21, 2007" and MY MEMORIES OF THE DAY I GOT THE LAST BOOK FLOODED BACK INTO MY HEAD AND OEUFHGWIEUFH GOD.

Then those last chilling lyrics flashed up on the screen. Fffffffffffff.

You sir are terrible to me. The true definition of a poopy head!

I read this VM while I was in bed, then clicked "View Conversation" and saw how terrible and incomprehensible my last VM to you was, so I decided to just quit while I was shamefully behind and go to sleep :P

What is a wrocker? Is that a thing, or did you typo as well? and MOM? In fact, I did not understand one thing you said in this whole passage:
I feel like last night's headache has just left a gaping hole in my understanding of this entire conversation lmao.

Though of course after you typed those lyrics I had to go and watch that entire video three times. It took me to my happy place and I feel good about life again. And after watching it again I now have an enormous crush on JASON Munday. So there's that.

Fawcet water: the water of Gods > HIS NAME IS JASON > Tarquin the eight-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater > Alex Munday > Barrels forgetting again > Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

That's not Alex Munday? Jesus... which one is he then? He looks like Alex Munday to me. I'll admit, I'm more into Nanakitty than the guys in general, I just know the guys from their collaborations with either half or both of Nanakitty :P. For instance, I don't know the name of the dorky guy in the beanie from your video, but I do recognise him from Tessa's video of 'Lets Go Outside' XD. Actually both of them were in it. I swear to God that's Alex Munday...

Wait. Jason Munday. ****. LMAO. ALEX CARPENTER GAH. I knew it was the Munday kid, either way! Ohhhh, that's what you mean by blur into one... SHUT UP IT'S 1AM AND I HAVE A HEADACHE LEAVE ME ALONE :(

This is Shining Raichu. Any other card you may have is a horrible imitation of perfection. In any case, neither Raichu or I can wait to see you burn your collateral damage. Calling somebody a 'poopy-head' is an amazing way to start. You can teach that to your eight-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater (which I have named Tarquin in your absence of manners not to introduce the two of us).

Alex Munday > Barrels forgetting again > Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

OK, now that that's settled *straightens up*

The genius about putting 'incestuous cunnilingus' in the chain is now it will appear in every VM we send each other ever until the end of time (or whenever we stop doing the chain :P). So you will be seeing it for many messages to come lmao.

Tell your child I'm very sorry. Tell him if he ever needs a cup of sugar, Uncle Andy will always be more than willing to oblige. (Though since his mother is also his second cousin, referring to a family friend as "Uncle Andy" may just confuse him even further. You're the parent, I'll allow you to decide how to best proceed).

And how did I know you'd take that question as an opportunity to mock me with your superior wit and intelligence. You really are Andy 2.0 - you stole that move from me. Though you do it with more light-hearted fun and far less horrific collateral damage (unless you count poor Dominic the demon you murdered in cold blood).

And finally, I will have you know that my username came from not just a card. It is - and I don't want to oversell this - THE BEST POKEMON CARD OF ALL TIME. Don't you belittle my experiences, it hits me right in the childhood :(

You also bring up an intriguing question. How does one hide behind a corner?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG THIS VM SEEMS OVERLONG NOW BUT THAT VIDEO IS ALEX MUNDAY! DOES THAT MEAN YOU KNOW THE WHOLE YOUTUBE GANG? NANALEW? MEEKAKITTY? LIVELAVALIVE? Whether you know them or not, I counter with this!

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Loving you like a love song, baby > Don't Leeeaaave > Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU ONLINE! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO REPLYING TO YOUR VM YET BECAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE BUT DON'T LEAVE I'LL GET TO IT AAAAAA

Headaches > Dominic's sweet and simple beauty > Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies

They should make me a mod. Instead of locking threads, I can just reply to them. xD Oh well. I'LL NEVER STOP TRYING. I WON'T STOP.

Next thing you know, the forum is dead and it's all my fault. HAHAHA.

You mean you don't knock on your neighbours' houses for cups of sugar? You don't fall in love with the girl next door, find out she's your cousin, then have a bunch of children anyway? Well I am shocked, sir, shocked - your future potential web-footed, two-headed children are counting on you.

Also reading our chain, I'm actually reminded of a question I was going to ask you. How did you come up with the username "Barrels". What is it all about?!

Incestuous cunnilingus > Deceptive editing > Barrels' breaking the chain > Barrels DID NOT break the chain > Money > A gargantuan moth named Terry > The Cotswolds > The Goth Detectives > condoms >******* terrible English TV > Lily Allen > Self-flagellation > my forgetfulness > Englishing correctly > Daddy's unconditional love > NOOOOOOOOOOO > Daddy's love > Royal Rejection > my hatred of patriotism > Elizabeth's National Pride™ > rain > sunshine > Slenderman > Emma Stone > alligators > chickens > fairies > Fowl > McGonagall > nukes > old ladies