Mr. L

Haha I know the feeling. Most of my friends are 2 to 4 years younger than me. ^^;

Travelling Man and Big Bang Two and Still Not Ginger for me~~

The Treaty of Versailles was way too harsh. Hitler never would've been able to come into power without it because he wouldn't have had any leverage. And, and: England barely won the battle of Britain. Part of it was dumb luck and the other half was your accents better flying, I suppose. Really, it would've been stupid for the nazis to try to invade England by conventional means. The British navy commanded the waters of the channel and even hitler knew it. The only reasonable way to go was to attack from the air, because the Luftwaffe had, in theory (as well as statistically), a serious advantage over the RAF.

The Soviets were actually using Germany to crush the pro-democracy movements in Poland (among other places) so that they could invade and capture the country without resistance (because communists are so much better than nazis -_-). Besides, Hitler and Stalin were both egotistical and each thought he was better than the other. An attack was inevitable... the only questions was when and who will strike first.
Winter was by no means anyone's ally. During the battle over Leningrad, the city was fought over building by building. Both sides were practically starving and could snap off their own fingers and toes due to frostbite. If you found a coat on or extra socks or anything, you kept them! Sure, some of the Russians were probably more accustomed to the cold temperatures, but there was no significant advantage. Besides, Russia had the most overall casualties in the war (because they didn't train their armies well and were an insult to everyone else >__>).

If they had stopped at the Russian border and taken the war south to the Arabian peninsula and captured a territory that could provide them with more oil and fuel, they could've lasted a lot longer. If that had happened, than the new tech and weapons that they were developing during the end of the war could have actually been implemented (idk if that's the right word). We would've seen missiles that could've hit the US, flying-wing style aircraft, faster and more maneuverable heavy bombers, more efficient tanks, etc. I don't think they could beat the USA and Russia (with the a-bomb and all), but the war could've been a lot longer and much bloodier. And, more innocent people would've died because of Eichman and Hitler's "plans".

[see above for my thoughts on this... it's all mixed together]

I'm on "holiday", so it doesn't matter.

I been good~ eighteen now!

I LOVE IT OMFG. I stick it on repeat~

I don't make Soviet Russia jokes, because I don't want to start another Cuban missile crisis.
Britain barely defended themselves. They would've eventually been overrun if not for the other allies. Besides, the axis powers could have won the war if hitler had not invaded Russia. Some of the airplanes, rockets, tanks, missiles, etc. that they were developing near the end of the war could've given them an edge, especially if they were able to attack the United States directly. /could go on forever about WWII

He is. And he's hysterically funny.

You think? Haha~
My inner grammar nazi is actually a Russian spy. He doesn't yell very much.

Howie Mandel is a comedian who greatly enjoys annoying the crap out of Piers and laughs as soon as Piers leaves the room. Oh, and I was referring again to Piers in the first two sentences.

The grammar nazi in me just shot yours.

I wanted to say it.

He's okay. He's sane. He gets to chill with Howie.

Nope. Awful.

I wouldn't know, but I do like irony.

What. If you're gonna watch our crappy TV, pick the good shows.

I think you understand English just fine. 2/10 means you don't sound like Piers Morgan.

Indeed. I've heard many complaints about stupid status updates and people who change them (or whatever you do...) every five minutes.

Keep up with the media, bro! /I kid
Idk how to describe it anyway.
Assuming royalty equals 10 and posh is not a type of soup...
2/10.

It's the lesser of two evils, no?

Do you read what I say in an American Ohio-Michigan accent? I am curious, because I read your VM's the way I fancy think you would sound.

That excuse doesn't work because I always have my phone on me and everyone knows it; :P

But you could. It'd be helpful if you had some random event happen to you that leads to amnesia.

Hell, I don't even know my number. I remember my old one, but I had to change it.

You know your own name!? Oh, you are a clever one.

Pfft. Fine.

That's what everyone says. I do not want to be addicted to anything else. Besides, if people want to talk to me, they can do it via text or in person.

So it's the lead singer's fault or what?

It'll happen eventually. I won't like it.
Be my guest.

It is mostly meant as a compliment. It's one of those dual-meaning things, ya know?
That would be a shame. I shall patiently wait for details~

Well, I am a soul free of the influences of Facebook. Never had one, never needed one, never wanted one. Haha! /it's not a contest
They can if you have a good case. I have a well worn iPhone 3, and it's survived being thrown against a wall. Me throwing it against a wall is more accurate, actually.

I swear I replied to this.

Difficultly? Is that even a word?

You aren't a very good liar anyway. Lying doesn't suit you.
Well that sucks. How'd it happen? Did you say something stupid?

Unfortunately, it's a necessity if you want to have accounts on pretty much anything else. Doesn't mean you actually check it. They also make sure that the mobile site doesn't give access to any of the stuff you need it for thus rendering it useless to us "eyephone" users.
Every. Goddamn. Letter.

I know that. I'm just being difficult for the sake of being difficult.

Shameless begging can work. Try not to be too pathetic! I'm sure you'll have luck 'cause LL is pretty damn good.
Btw, what's "email"?






















I kid, I kid. I kid about kidding.

So, it wasn't a vacation. Except that it was a vacation. Makes perfect sense.

Fine, but exceptionally better than so because I'm finished with school until the end of August. :D
You, sir? How was your holiday?

Don't apologize. I have nothing against vacations; u__u

Ikr. Isn't it awesome?