Mr. L

Message from Nintendo to Luke as follows:

Yes, yes, and yes. Team Galactic was almost offensive, it was so bad. Not to mention lame.

I do that all the time; no worries.

I fancied a badass team that feared nothing. They could not have cared less if they kill or injure a few Pokemon if it means profit. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

Pokemon needs more badass teams.

You would say that. Eheheh.

Pokemon was so serious originally. What happened!?
I love that word!

Funny. One of my friends mentioned earlier today that he thinks I'm a sociopath. No, I just have a sadistic streak.

Oh, yeah I fancied a read. I thought they were pretty sweet lyrics. Made me think of Cubone.

I've never been compared to James Bond before.

Oh? Lyrics or music?

If I were annoyed with someone, I would politely tell them where I'll shove my pocketknife if the don't get the hell away from me. It tends to work.

From Green. It's so creepy.

License to kill for the win! Though, I would not entirely agree with that, because 007 is essentially a sociopath.

Actually, both look pretty awesome. They're both black & white, so it does match.

~Ghost Luke~

Oh good. I like tea. I think I'll have a martini instead, if you don't mind.

It's not like the other members don't self-promote, so you are guilty of nothing.

Or a hug. But... I'll just take the biscuit cookie.

Ooh, nice theme~

Of course! Why wouldn't there be a difference?

You did not specify what kind of cookie I'm getting. >__>

I figured.

I didn't know you people called cookies "cookies". I thought they're biscuits or something.
Stupid confusing language.

I am named after my daddy. And... I can only think of three names that end with an "e" sound.

I still cannot believe I was right.

Damn. I am amazed.

It's Keith, but I go by Junior irl.

Yeah, maybe a tad. You can take that however you fancy please.

This may sound completely mental, but I was wondering if your name is James. You seem like a James.

But you don't get an open casket. I deserve an open casket.

OHNONONO!

Getting hit by a train is a horrible way to die.

Honestly, I find that to be a extremely funny word. Fancy.

Actually, that wasn't the next thing I was gonna say.

Nothing, my hand's fine.
Sure, sure. Heheh you said fancy
But not now, 'cause I have dinner in 5 and I don't feel like typing it.

*cough* s-s-sarcasm!
You English kids and your funny words.

I can't read my own freaking handwriting. I can tell you, breaking every finger on the hand you write with complicates pretty much everything. I haven't gotten to play for a while ;;
What I do have sucks.