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What if Pidgeot could learn Sing instead?

Definitely Gardevoir. I really, really fell in love with a Pokémon in REAL LIFE! Gardevoir. She is so beautiful and elegant... But: I hate Nintendo, 'Nuff said. Everyone knows why!

I would be a Skorupi, of course. They just own and are the cutest Pokémon ever, after Manaphy, Mew etc. If I couldn't, I would be one of those strong, nice and legendary cuties.

When I played Pokemon for the first time (Fire Red), I was about 8 or 9. I chose Charmander, and then fought Gary. I used Growl, and thought ''this looks like a strong fire attack! (I didn't know any English by then, I am Dutch)'', and then, I was like WTF?!??!?! when it didn't do any damage. I...

Groudon - Jolly @Lum Berry EVs: 252 Atk & HP, 4 Spd -Rock Polish -EQ -Dragon Claw -ThunderPunch Cherrim - Docile (Cherry has good IVs) @Occa Berry EVs: 170 HP, Def & SDef - Protect - Helping Hand - Leech Seed - Sunny Day (To reactivate it if the opponent uses Rain Dance) Charizard -...

I just purified the shadow Togepi. Luckily, it had Serene Grace :D I traded it to Fire Red, then migrated it to Diamond, and evolved it into Togetic, then Togekiss. I gave Togekiss some Carbos and Calcium and took a look at the stats, and then I saw this: IT HAD HUSTLE!!!! WHAT THE...

*Kabutops received Belly Drum from a Smeargle* Please finish that ''queen'' off with your over 9000 Stone Edge, Kabutops!

I blame Magikarp for blaming Magikarps that blame Magikarps that blame Magikarps that blame Magikarps that blame Magikarps that blame Magikarps that blame Magikarps that blame me for killing their fathers!

You need to know about a Greek myth to understand this one: What if Vaporeon could learn Sing?

I know this is old news, but the Pokédex says Arcanine is legendary. This isn't true, so why did Nintendo do this? And, why do those annoying little kids think LUCARIO is LEGENDARY???

1 MALE GARDEVOIRS. WHY DO THEY EXIST!?!? STUPID NINTENDO!!!! 2 Wild Zu/Golbats. 3 Jynx. A human woman-like sleep kissing ''Pokémon''? WTF? 4 Snubbull. Oh my eyes!! TOO UGLY!! MY EYES!!! 5 Togekiss (if the opponent has it). Flinchflinchflinchflinch.... 6 Granbull. Same as Snubbull 7...

What if Whiscash didn't eat the Master Ball??

Unown sucks. Dunsparce can flinch you to death. Why did you include Dunsparce and why not Silcoon, Cascoon, Kakuna, or even Luvdisc, which has poor stats except Speed. Magikarp can kill you if it recieved a Belly Drum, holds a Focus Sash, is EV trained (252 atk and spd), and uses Flail.

LUDICROUS SPEED!!! Power: OHKO Accuracy: 30% Power: ??? When used, the game instantly shows the Spaceballs scene where Dark Helmet activates Ludicrous Speed. Causes fainting occasionally (10% accuracy). Learned by every Pokémon with 'Dark Helmet' as nickname, at lv 100. Mean Panic Power: --...

Those Magikarp (not Magikarps!!) give you 6 Speed EVs if you beat them all, and even 30 if you are holding a Power Anklet! And I still want to know: WHY IS GARDEVOIR IN THE INDETERMINATE EGG GROUP? Why not Humanshape (that Hitmonlee shouldn't be: he has no neck)? AND HOW DO POKÉMON HAVE SEX...