JX Valentine

Every time I read the "But it's FANFICTION!!" response, I am automatically reminded of Dachampster. He was a barrel of wank if I ever saw one. Of course he can have a Scizor learn CrabHammer! It's his story and he'll do what he wants! Whatever! (And I have to laugh at the fact that "Crab" automatically was typed "Crap" by me. What an immature mind I have.)

I'm more friendly when my head isn't stuffed up and I'm not dry-coughing and my nose isn't stuffed up so I can't breathe, and when I snuck up snot, I cough and DIE. And I'm telling you all this because I <3 you.

And make you tingle. ;3

It is true that Card wrote "Game" while on the grounds of a circus in Utah. A few friends invited him along, and as soon as he got there, he realized that circus = clowns, so he sat on the lawn and wrote that story. And for some strange reason, he just loves the fact that "The enemy's gate is down" is the best line ever.

(As an aside thing, I was reading the summary of the movie The Seeker, and it uses the "seventh son of a seventh son". I'm wondering why Card hasn't sued that either, since he also has "seventh son of a seventh son", and he DID IT FIRST!)

Now, for some odd reason, I'm picturing Andy trying to cut a pork chop with a spoon. Because only Angel can play with knives. And yet, Andy succeeds in cutting his pork chop with a spoon because he's Andrew Wiggin.

On seeing An-chan's suggestion to rename your thread, I could rename it "Free Sex Here!" But I don't know how long after I do that, my name won't have a strike through it. 8D I could rename it "FAPFAPFAPFAP UNFUNF UUUUNNNNFFF!"

And I know it's "Later", but I'm a lazy lazy ass when it comes to PMing people.

I hope not. It'd really suck if that thing got pushed back to the 1029300th page again.

Maybe it should be stickified. I mean, it definitely should be stickified. It's useful all right and should be read by as many people as possible. Maybe Astinus could stickify it and rename it as something such as "~*the most awsomestest thread 4eva!!!1*~".

But, well, as most of the people who can't review nor react properly seem to also be the ones who can't write properly, I guess it's lesson wasted anyway. Besides, there's like... like really a lot of text there, you know? I mean, who wants to read something with that much text? Like, you know? It's totally so not fun to read that much at once!

Events over the past few months, meanwhile, lead me to write another one about how to react to one.

plz 2 b sharing

response to longer vm coming when i'm not doped up

EDIT: On top of that, real-life problems don't really mean jack when it comes to writing, either.

Card wrote the short story "Ender's Game" because he was deathly afraid of clowns. 8D

Okay, I'm apparently feeling better.

I've been wondering what happened to Scythe. I haven't seen him at all, nor has he told me where he's been or what's going on. Therefore, I claim that mewthree kidnapped him for his own special purposes, and we now need a new male member of our threesome. Unless mewthree is willing to share. 8D Or join.

There actually is an item in TS2 that allows for plastic surgery. There is also a medical table for practicing surgery on that Angel could have brought home if his and Andy's kids weren't setting each other on fire. Unfortunately, the law in my custom neighborhood of Eros is "Don't let a Wiggin near a sharp object". And poor Andy was complaining one night about his elbow being sore and Angel just laughed at him.

Why can I now imagine one of those two wanting to be pistol whipped? o-O And why am I getting plot bunnies that Andy wants to be punished in some way because he's not happy with the fact that he's gay, so he punishes himself? Oh wait. Card already gave me that plot bunny months ago. I've just never did anything with it.

I'll make you feel better about having the "beta, but really, we want you to review" by posting OSC fanfiction. 8D Because, well, after five years of writing it (the 22 is going to be my five-year anniversary) that's the one thing I've learned.

I would post something to stir things up, but you start wank better than I can.

omg, that sounds wrong if I think of the other meaning of "wank". ;;

EDITEDIT: I shall PM you my email. Later.

It's not? How come I've never seen it before? Although, that explains why there are two separate posts instead of one long post. I guess I just don't see the serious stuff from all the "new fanfic idea!"-threads anymore. Besides, I read it and I didn't post, so I should assume other people did so, too. You're just so cogent that people don't dare to say anything xD

Um, hi there. I noticed your new thread and read it, and I noticed this mistake:
3. The basics laws of the English language.
I figured it'd look stupid if I posted in that thread just to point out an extra 's', but I also thought you might want to get it fixed with all the noise you made about fixing mistakes and all ;)
Sorry for being petty! ^-^'

Msn please. I'm lonely. xD

Aw, marriage. Let's skip it and just get to the honeymoon.

Andy bottoms by topping. XD And I've decided that Andy and Angel switch because there are just some things that Angel wants to do that Andy's not willing to do.

Great going NiGHTS' developers! "What is that purple square?" "Never mind the main character. LOOK AT THAT TREE! IT'S THE BEST FREAKIN' TREE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!11ONEONEELVENTYARRRRRHHHHHHHH!"

Yes to the MST.

And I'm so tired that I read "camera, eyecandy, and *pets*", and my mind was gone to the gutter. Look what you've done to me. Proud?

EDIT: It's his nose. I screwed up Andy's nose. ;.; It's too wide from my old version to the new version, but it matches the Starscape cover. >____> It's weird to look at and I don't know if I should change it or not... Why am I obsessing over his nose?

EDITEDIT: I feel like mocking a dead horse. Please cause new wank for me to be amused by.

...PC never notified me of your messages. ;________;

PC HATES OUR RELATIONSHIP!!!! </3

UM...I SHALL TURN OFF CAPSLOCK NOW.

I was digging through random fandom_wanks because I'm slightly sick and so I don't want to play with my Andy!Sim because I think I screwed up a bit on his face and he looks more girly than usual and I don't want to stare at his nose because I don't feel well, I found someone on fanficrants that has more Bill userpics! It's two out of 129, so happy scrolling.

But it's Bill!

And...and...the camera in NiGHTS annoys me. When I'm flying, I would much rather see where I'm going than look at a random tree. >_____>

Can you tell I'm sick and tired and stuff?

Haha yeah, I've got plenty of time though, I'm only on chapter 3 =] It's a very engaging story. I'm still a tiny bit confused, but I think I'll understand more if I keep reading it.

Oh wow. I'm sure you've heard this before, but your Midsummer Knights Dream fan-fic is amazing.

Haha thanks! That's very kind of you! :salute!:

y thank u kthxbai.

As a note, Happy New Year (late one, damnit. XD).

Hey, I just checked the corpse thread, and it appears that we don't have a list for the third part yet. I think the deadline for applying was on New Year's Eve.

Hey! I'm FF cousin!

Maybe. He doesn't use smilies though.

"The good fics are popular! :) And even though my opinion was proved wrong by the majority of the people, I'm still not wrong! :):):)"

Wow. I think I just twisted his words.

Quick question: Is it wrong of me to be sitting here in glee at the wank in the Fanfiction Awards thread? Because I'm furiously refreshing the page looking at each new response and grinning.

I want to honor that thread for amusing me. <3

For someone who has MSN, you're NEVER on. XD

Gods, you like signed on and...ugh.

Andy!

Told you I had a weird Pokemon plushie.

XD Ha. San Angelo. You so know that when the idea about the "marriage bed" came while the two were lying in bed.

And yes, that's why poor Andy was so heartbroken over Val's marriage. Because she was taken away from him by an unrelated man! See, I'm sure that if Peter took Val back, then Andy wouldn't mind because Wiggin threesome! XD Even though Card proclaimed many times in Xenocide that Andy and Val's relationship was not sexual.

I'm beginning to think that the more Card has to work to deny something, the more it's true. The way he poured on Andy being straight in Exile, Andy and Val's relationship not being sexual... Okay, now I'm confused. What gender is Andy bedding?

And just read the start of chapter thirteen, because that was just amusing.

And you can:

Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me my love you can call me any day or night
Call me
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi
Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me oh my love
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me

This is going to annoy me, but what gay man from Speaker? The only character popping into my head is Navio, the doctor-ish man from chapter nine. XD I'm racking my brain on this, and it's either Navio or Grego. But Grego isn't a gay man. He's a little boy...that Andy wanted to bring home...and "have for dinner". And we all know what that means!

Ah, Card. Incest, pedophilia, but no homos. Because they might catch THE GAY! =o Card is an amusing man. 8D

As for Jane...you so know she uses half her resources to store videos of Andy on the toilet. Hot.

And you are more coherent than I am, and I'm not jet-lagged. I'm just Astinus. XD

Ahhaha...SPPfers amuse me. Found this on a review for a story, in which the reviewer is correcting the author's grammar:

Original: Shroomish watch where you walking
Correction: 'Shroomish watch where your walking.

Oh hell. Just laugh at the whole thread. Blinding font colors! AH!

Okay. I'll stop editing this message and prepare for bed. Gotta poke at some Andy/Angel fluff first though, since I just got plot bunnies in work.

Oh! And I got my new digital camera. And a very amusing Pokemon plushie.