a bit mad here

OH HAY I haven't been around since January was it really that long ago. rawr. Yes. And what makes me feel really bad is all of the PMs asking me stuff that I don't even remember and argh >__< REAL LIFE SUCKS SCREW YOU, UNIVERSITY only no not really I love you I need my BA to work with old...

Stupid chubby DS boxes ;_;

'Twixt the hours of 6.30 and 7.05am, it did snow hardeth enough for there to be what the hellish scientists call "centimetres" in the unit of three over the lovely town of Wootton Bassett. Our bold heroine, she steppethed from her house with her maternal mother and she did stop and sayeth...

and it was very yummy :3 I really have nothing exciting going on in my life right now. >: I couldn't even catch up with the rest of my literature folks in class last week because the wonky weather made it impossible to travel to Cheltenham. Now Bassett's clear, but the road to Cheltenham is...

I can't believe I spent most of this evening writing Pokémon fan fiction. That is all. XD

I hope everybody had a good Christmas, or whatever you celebrate, or just a plain ol' good Winter Break! But for now, here is a word from my sponsor. All you need to know to understand this is that my Dad runs his N64 and Amiga PC on the same television. Dad: So, to get the N64 running through...

You know, it's really nice to have a copy of these conversations so that when I murder my parents and have to give evidence in court my children have me committed and the doctors with the pretty white coats wonder where the insanity came from, there is some evidence that it runs in the family...

...Otherwise known as the sitcom that is my life. Mum: Urgh! I am never eating a pasty from that shop ever, ever again. Dad: Devil Pasty! Me: What if I was dangling upside down over a boiling pit of lava, and some super-villain threatened to drop me in unless you ate another one? Dad: Sh*t...

Grandpa: ...And they did a rubbish job on the plumbing. Me: That's because they weren't Polish. Mum: Ooooh, that's not very P. C. Me: No, in my general experience, Polish people are better with their pipes. Grandpa: You are such a tart. Mum: How many Poles have you had?! Me: Aaaand you can...

[Makes more sense if you've read this.] Mum: Look what arrived for me today! *holds up little Glaceon figurine* Me: It's a fox! Mum: It's a donkey. Me: It's still a fox, no matter how many times you say it's a donkey. Mum: Whatever. *short pause* *Dad walks in* Mum: Look at this, is it a...

Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey? Me: ...Come again? Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears. Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can...

urgh. I've been hunting for one of they pretty damn smart-lookin' Pikachu-Pichu edition GameBoy Colors for a little while now on eBay. and I just. ASFDAKJFGSFGJDSDGSFGDHGF. You find a perfect console at a perfect price and then in tiny tiny tiny type at the bottom it's all "ooh sorry I lost the...