Isnt that just Surf with new Pow and Accuracy?
New Abilities!
Rubber Body-The Pokemon cant be paralyzed
Slow View-This Pokemon can only switch after getting hit by an attack, like all attacks are Pursuit.
Speed Loss-After getting hit by any ground attacks, this Pokemons speeddecreases, but both defense rise.
Rubber Body = Limber. Ditto, Hitmonlee and Glameow have it.
Here's a new one:
Rubber Body | Attackers have a 30% chance to get confused on contact. Because... When you hit the rubbery body, it jiggles and then the shock from the blow travels to the attacker, and it's like... Okay, where am I going with this?
Sap | 25% chance to lower enemy Speed when contact is made.
Attack Boost | Each turn, Attack stat is raised, but Defense is lost.
Psych Boost | Each turn Sp. Attack stat is raised, but Sp. Def is lost.
Instability | Each turn, the Pokemon's Attack and Defense stats (Sp. ones too) switch.
Contagion | 50% chance on contact to copy status effects onto enemy (GG Rest).
Bitter Soul | All % chances are cut in half.
Bad Luck | Incapable of Critical-hit.
Special Guard | Can only be damaged by Critical-hits (this had better be balanced by weaksauce Shedinja-esque Pokemon).
Spongy Body | Soaks up all that Special Attack goodness, but takes extra damage from Physical.
Blind | Accuracy is 50% of normal, but Evasion is raised by two levels.
Disloyal | This Pokemon never listens to its owner; has a chance to fall asleep or loaf around.
Spike Armor | The enemy's physical attacks do recoil damage.
Counterattack | The enemy's special attacks do recoil damage.
Leech | All attacks give back 20% health equal to damage dealt.
Malfunction | This Pokemon is always Paralyzed.
Toxic Blood | This Pokemon is always Badly Poisoned.
Sunburn | This Pokemon is always Burned.
Ineptitude | This Pokemon is always Confused.
Narcosis | This Pokemon is always Asleep.
Yes Guard | This Pokemon's attacks never hit. Ever. Like. Really. Never, ever.
Paranoia | This Pokemon cannot be hit by two-turn attacks like Sky Attack, Solarbeam, Dig, Fly, etc.
Intensity | Each consecutive attack this Pokemon makes slightly increases the power of the next attack by 5%.
Magic Shield | This Pokemon is immune to status effects.
No Ability | This Pokemon can only use Struggle.
Skullcage | This Pokemon can only use one attack.
Black Lens | Super-effective attacks do half damage to the enemy.
Venom Feed | Poison-type attacks heal for 1.5x damage.
Weaksauce | This Pokemon is very weak.